Neil Hellegers
@neilhellegers.com
Actor, Audiobook Narrator living in Brooklyn, NYC; buncha titles in LitRPG/LitFict/SciFi/Fan/Poetry; Stratfordian even without a SAQ
https://linktr.ee/neilhellegers
https://linktr.ee/neilhellegers
Whoa Nat 20 on Charisma!!
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Whoa Nat 20 on Charisma!!
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someone's gotta do something about all these quislings
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
someone's gotta do something about all these quislings
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just some documentation of our decidedly non-monarchial constitutional republic for no reason #originalpronunciation #usconstitution #nokings #narrator
October 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
just some documentation of our decidedly non-monarchial constitutional republic for no reason #originalpronunciation #usconstitution #nokings #narrator
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It's the first Monday in October which means the Supreme Court is back in session. Here's my preview of all the cruelty and evil they will visit upon us this term.
My *cover story* in @thenation.com :)
www.thenation.com/article/soci...
My *cover story* in @thenation.com :)
www.thenation.com/article/soci...
The Supreme Court v. Democracy
The Nation’s justice correspondent previews the court’s coming term—and explains why it will never stand up to Trump.
www.thenation.com
October 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
It's the first Monday in October which means the Supreme Court is back in session. Here's my preview of all the cruelty and evil they will visit upon us this term.
My *cover story* in @thenation.com :)
www.thenation.com/article/soci...
My *cover story* in @thenation.com :)
www.thenation.com/article/soci...
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JB Pritzker and Gavin Newsom are doing something new and important: They understand Stephen Miller's theory of fascist power politics, and they've developed a theory on how to combat it. More Dems need to reckon with Miller's understanding of the moment.
New from me:
newrepublic.com/article/2014...
New from me:
newrepublic.com/article/2014...
Inside Stephen Miller’s Secret Plan to Normalize Trump’s Dictator Rule
He wants to supercharge searing civil tensions to get low-information voters to embrace their inner authoritarian. Exactly two Democrats appear to fully grasp this.
newrepublic.com
October 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
JB Pritzker and Gavin Newsom are doing something new and important: They understand Stephen Miller's theory of fascist power politics, and they've developed a theory on how to combat it. More Dems need to reckon with Miller's understanding of the moment.
New from me:
newrepublic.com/article/2014...
New from me:
newrepublic.com/article/2014...
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A live duet narration session this Saturday on Discord! This utterly original steampunk-y fantasy by @jackfields.bsky.social
is one of the most beautiful series I've ever narrated, and it's been such a gift to do it alongside @neilhellegers.com 🎧 discord.gg/ReadMyLips
is one of the most beautiful series I've ever narrated, and it's been such a gift to do it alongside @neilhellegers.com 🎧 discord.gg/ReadMyLips
September 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
A live duet narration session this Saturday on Discord! This utterly original steampunk-y fantasy by @jackfields.bsky.social
is one of the most beautiful series I've ever narrated, and it's been such a gift to do it alongside @neilhellegers.com 🎧 discord.gg/ReadMyLips
is one of the most beautiful series I've ever narrated, and it's been such a gift to do it alongside @neilhellegers.com 🎧 discord.gg/ReadMyLips
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By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.
Something wicked this way comes.
July 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.
Something wicked this way comes.
A Message from President Thomas Whitmore the V
#independenceday #originalpronunciation @shakespeare.lol #henryV #stcrispinsday
#independenceday #originalpronunciation @shakespeare.lol #henryV #stcrispinsday
July 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
A Message from President Thomas Whitmore the V
#independenceday #originalpronunciation @shakespeare.lol #henryV #stcrispinsday
#independenceday #originalpronunciation @shakespeare.lol #henryV #stcrispinsday
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Mad world, mad kings, mad composition!
-KJ, Act II, scene 1
-KJ, Act II, scene 1
June 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Mad world, mad kings, mad composition!
-KJ, Act II, scene 1
-KJ, Act II, scene 1
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Were Aime Césaire alive to conduct a structural analysis of the advancing militarization of American law enforcement since 9/11, I suspect he would have understood DHS as a template for how Imperial Boomerangs operate in the 21st century.
Me for @zeteo.com on LA, and what led to it.
Me for @zeteo.com on LA, and what led to it.
The Imperial Boomerang Lands in Los Angeles
As police and the National Guard escalate against anti-ICE protesters, the Department of Homeland Security bridges US violence abroad and US violence at home.
zeteo.com
June 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Were Aime Césaire alive to conduct a structural analysis of the advancing militarization of American law enforcement since 9/11, I suspect he would have understood DHS as a template for how Imperial Boomerangs operate in the 21st century.
Me for @zeteo.com on LA, and what led to it.
Me for @zeteo.com on LA, and what led to it.
posting this for no reason
June 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
posting this for no reason
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Thus may we gather honey from the weed,
And make a moral of the devil himself.
And make a moral of the devil himself.
May 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Thus may we gather honey from the weed,
And make a moral of the devil himself.
And make a moral of the devil himself.
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Really loving our new weekly national tradition of asking the Supreme Court "hey, are there laws?" and getting back "I guess," 7-2 with Alito and Thomas dissenting
May 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Really loving our new weekly national tradition of asking the Supreme Court "hey, are there laws?" and getting back "I guess," 7-2 with Alito and Thomas dissenting
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newsrooms of the world did u know that when Rümeysa Öztürk gets out you can pay her to write an editorial, and then publish it? did u know that if all of you did this it would be a whole thing and a good one
May 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
newsrooms of the world did u know that when Rümeysa Öztürk gets out you can pay her to write an editorial, and then publish it? did u know that if all of you did this it would be a whole thing and a good one
Leo XIV? What about Bob?
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Leo XIV? What about Bob?
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I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
May 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
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The greatest trick the Emperor ever pulled was convincing the galaxy the Rebellion was the Empire
May 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The greatest trick the Emperor ever pulled was convincing the galaxy the Rebellion was the Empire
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Could you imagine if the head of the United States healthcare system didn’t believe that HIV caused AIDS?
…And that instead they believed that AIDS is caused by recreational drugs (“poppers”) used by gay people?
Oh wait…🥴
…And that instead they believed that AIDS is caused by recreational drugs (“poppers”) used by gay people?
Oh wait…🥴
May 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Could you imagine if the head of the United States healthcare system didn’t believe that HIV caused AIDS?
…And that instead they believed that AIDS is caused by recreational drugs (“poppers”) used by gay people?
Oh wait…🥴
…And that instead they believed that AIDS is caused by recreational drugs (“poppers”) used by gay people?
Oh wait…🥴
heckuva time to rewatch this treasure of an episode...!
The Last of Us (2023) - The Government Are All Nazis!
YouTube video by Sorting Algorithms
youtu.be
May 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
heckuva time to rewatch this treasure of an episode...!
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“The Indestructibles is a thrilling and action-packed book featuring a group of young #superheroes. The audiobook, narrated by a talented cast, further elevates the story...”
Listen to The Indestructibles by @matthewphillion.bsky.social.
#audiobooks #fantasy #fullcastaudio #throwbackthursday
Listen to The Indestructibles by @matthewphillion.bsky.social.
#audiobooks #fantasy #fullcastaudio #throwbackthursday
May 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“The Indestructibles is a thrilling and action-packed book featuring a group of young #superheroes. The audiobook, narrated by a talented cast, further elevates the story...”
Listen to The Indestructibles by @matthewphillion.bsky.social.
#audiobooks #fantasy #fullcastaudio #throwbackthursday
Listen to The Indestructibles by @matthewphillion.bsky.social.
#audiobooks #fantasy #fullcastaudio #throwbackthursday
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Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind
April 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind
Happy Birth and Death Day to @shakespeare.lol!
April 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Happy Birth and Death Day to @shakespeare.lol!