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Neil Hellegers
@neilhellegers.com
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Actor, Audiobook Narrator living in Brooklyn, NYC; buncha titles in LitRPG/LitFict/SciFi/Fan/Poetry; Stratfordian even without a SAQ
https://linktr.ee/neilhellegers
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just some documentation of our decidedly non-monarchial constitutional republic for no reason #originalpronunciation #usconstitution #nokings #narrator
October 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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A Message from President Thomas Whitmore the V
#independenceday #originalpronunciation @shakespeare.lol #henryV #stcrispinsday
July 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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posting this for no reason
The movie poster for the movie Alien Vs. Predator, with images of a member of the Predator and Zenomorph (aka Alien) species, with the slogan "Whoever wins...we lose"
June 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Happy Birth and Death Day to @shakespeare.lol!
April 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Picture of Fred Armisen and Kristin Wiig as Garth and Kat on Saturday Night Live, a recurring bit where they improvise songs, trying to speak simultaneously as seen in the quoted post.
April 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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BREAKING: THE MUMMY (1999) is low key a perfect Passover movie:
• explores all 10 Plagues
• takes place in Egypt
• themes of Supernatural Intercedence v. Oppression
• lot of hot people in it
Movie poster for The Mummy, with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz, pyramids, a biplane, people on horseback crossing the desert
April 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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breaking: ha, no, they absolutely have been doing this same BS
Message from newest Signalgate, with Waltz referencing an earlier chat on the same non secure Signa app
March 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Millie is currently clean on OPSEC
A picture of an absolutely covered in mud black and white dog named Millie
March 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Happy Ides of March to all who commiserate!
#shakespeare #originalpronunciation #narrator #thesedaysaredangerous
March 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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posting this for no reason
Four panels from the Monorail Simpsons episode, wherein guest cameo Leonard Nemoy says "My job here is done." Barney then says "What are you talking about? You didn't do anything!" Nimoy says "Didn't I?" And then is beamed up a la Spock from Star Trek.
March 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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went ahead and fixed this
Truth Social statement from President Trump about the contentious Oval Office meeting with President Zelenskyy of Ukraine, that originally asserts that Zelenskyy doesn't want, quote Peace. In this edited version, every instance of quote Peace is crossed out with quote Surrender instead included.
March 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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fixed this for them
Truth Social statement from President Trump about the contentious Oval Office meeting with President Zelenskyy of Ukraine, that originally asserts that Zelenskyy doesn't want, quote Peace. In this edited version, every instance of quote Peace is crossed out with quote Surrender instead included.
February 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Happy 215th Birthday to Edgar Allan Poe!

#quoththeraven #nevermore #edgarallanpoe #tiktokrefugee #narrator #accentchallenge #murderofcrows #klingon
January 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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In a still from the show TWIN PEAKS, Agent Dale Cooper, holding a diner coffee cup, is saying "You know, this is, excuse me, a damn fine cup of coffee."
January 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Dale Cooper: Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot black coffee.
In a still from Twin Peaks, Agent Dale Cooper is giving Sheriff Harry Truman some advice
January 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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A 'marked safe' flag meme, that states that 'High End Steak House' have been marked safe from 'Toxically Aloof Thumbs Up'
January 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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border collie & huskie wintry mix
Very border collie looking dog sitting on a snowy path in the woods
December 21, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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Also, check this cover animation, I mean cmon:
A man stands holding a sword by his side in front of a red and gold swirling gothic cityscape. It's the cover image for the audiobook SCARLET CITADEL by Jack Fields narrated by Tess Irondale and Neil Hellegers
December 13, 2024 at 3:59 AM
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Straggling notes released from newly-discovered spiral notebook
Red Among Us character with Super Mushroom from Mario Bros games on its head
December 11, 2024 at 1:12 PM
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Hey Steve! No ignorance at all! Just obscurely contextualized political posting, about the Gaetz-Bondi nominations for AG...! :)
Image of Matt Gaetz as he withdraws his name for consideration for Attorney General
December 6, 2024 at 12:46 PM
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Huzzah, it's the #audiobook release of SCARLET CITADEL by Jack Fields, narrated by @tessirondale.com and myself! This swirling steam-and-mana-punk epic, recorded in Live & Dead duet, was a such a fun, grand collaboration. Take a listen! shorturl.at/uEa7j

#BookSky #GameLit #Fantasy #narrators
The cover for the audiobook SCARLET CITADEL by Jack Fields and narrated by Tess Irondale & Neil Hellegers. On it, a man stands silhouetted and holding a sword in front of a Gothic, magical cityscape, swirling with red and gold clouds.
December 4, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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I'm dreaming of a crystallized-water-vapor laden Thanksgiving
A photo of a late-November snow, with a footbridge at the base of a rise of trees, all covered in snow
November 28, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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no you're right that's a better way to spend the morning
November 20, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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#BookSky! Come on by today (Sat, 11/16) for a sure-to-be lovely chat with the ever-elegaic Jack Fields, interviewed with verve by the two #narrator s of his stunner of a debut novel, SCARLET CITADEL!

Please do join Tess Irondale and myself in Tess' Discord at 12pm ET:
discord.gg/readmylips
November 16, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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This is the site of the wildfire that happened in the middle of Prospect Park, Brooklyn last week. As you can see, there's an abundance of trash and a total absence of any metaphors whatsoever.
November 13, 2024 at 2:20 AM