Nick Gunz
@ndgunz.bsky.social
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3yo: What are you wearing?
Me: A sweater.
3yo: What are you wearing on your _neck_?
Me: ...I don't know?
3yo: GERMS!
Me: A sweater.
3yo: What are you wearing on your _neck_?
Me: ...I don't know?
3yo: GERMS!
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
3yo: What are you wearing?
Me: A sweater.
3yo: What are you wearing on your _neck_?
Me: ...I don't know?
3yo: GERMS!
Me: A sweater.
3yo: What are you wearing on your _neck_?
Me: ...I don't know?
3yo: GERMS!
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Oh wow, absolute power corrupted you absolutely? That’s so weird, I got absolute power last year and my subjects say I’ve only gotten wiser and more virtuous
December 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Oh wow, absolute power corrupted you absolutely? That’s so weird, I got absolute power last year and my subjects say I’ve only gotten wiser and more virtuous
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“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
I don't know... when my toddler throws a temper tantrum, we sit her on the couch for a bit until she calms down.
Has anybody tried sitting him on the couch for a bit until he calms down?
Has anybody tried sitting him on the couch for a bit until he calms down?
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I don't know... when my toddler throws a temper tantrum, we sit her on the couch for a bit until she calms down.
Has anybody tried sitting him on the couch for a bit until he calms down?
Has anybody tried sitting him on the couch for a bit until he calms down?
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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We have permission for take-off! Hello Bluesky!
Follow this account for images and news from the City of Toronto Archives.
#Toronto #TOHistory #TOArchives
Follow this account for images and news from the City of Toronto Archives.
#Toronto #TOHistory #TOArchives
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
We have permission for take-off! Hello Bluesky!
Follow this account for images and news from the City of Toronto Archives.
#Toronto #TOHistory #TOArchives
Follow this account for images and news from the City of Toronto Archives.
#Toronto #TOHistory #TOArchives
Me: Are you done eating?
3yo: Food turned into energy and poop!
3yo: Food turned into energy and poop!
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Me: Are you done eating?
3yo: Food turned into energy and poop!
3yo: Food turned into energy and poop!
3yo carefully sorted her laundry into piles by type - because she's a good helper.
Then she pushed them together and sat on them, saying "I like to sit on piles!" - because she's the laundry Smaug.
Then she pushed them together and sat on them, saying "I like to sit on piles!" - because she's the laundry Smaug.
November 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
3yo carefully sorted her laundry into piles by type - because she's a good helper.
Then she pushed them together and sat on them, saying "I like to sit on piles!" - because she's the laundry Smaug.
Then she pushed them together and sat on them, saying "I like to sit on piles!" - because she's the laundry Smaug.
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He coughs a disappointed bray
To urge that we be on our way.
The only other sound’s the sweep
Of restless dunes o’er man’s display.
The moving hand of fate will treat
Both kings’ and beggars’ lives as cheap
So hurry now, for soon you sleep
So hurry now, for soon you sleep.
(2/2)
To urge that we be on our way.
The only other sound’s the sweep
Of restless dunes o’er man’s display.
The moving hand of fate will treat
Both kings’ and beggars’ lives as cheap
So hurry now, for soon you sleep
So hurry now, for soon you sleep.
(2/2)
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
He coughs a disappointed bray
To urge that we be on our way.
The only other sound’s the sweep
Of restless dunes o’er man’s display.
The moving hand of fate will treat
Both kings’ and beggars’ lives as cheap
So hurry now, for soon you sleep
So hurry now, for soon you sleep.
(2/2)
To urge that we be on our way.
The only other sound’s the sweep
Of restless dunes o’er man’s display.
The moving hand of fate will treat
Both kings’ and beggars’ lives as cheap
So hurry now, for soon you sleep
So hurry now, for soon you sleep.
(2/2)
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Whose land this is I do not know
The statue fell down long ago;
No one will mind me stopping here
To watch the sand o’er ruins blow.
My camel friend must think it queer
To rest with no oasis near
And precious little shade these days
Gives Ozymandias, I fear.
(1/2)
The statue fell down long ago;
No one will mind me stopping here
To watch the sand o’er ruins blow.
My camel friend must think it queer
To rest with no oasis near
And precious little shade these days
Gives Ozymandias, I fear.
(1/2)
This is just to say
I have looked on
the works
that were in
the desert
and which
you were probably
thinking
would still stand
Forgive me
they were trunkless
so vast
and so old
I have looked on
the works
that were in
the desert
and which
you were probably
thinking
would still stand
Forgive me
they were trunkless
so vast
and so old
Once upon a desert sandy
As through winds the trav'ling man he
Spied the face of Ozymandy
Lying, simply lying there
Suddenly there was some writing
Pon the plinth that he was sighting
That the sand and time were blighting
Quoth the statue, "Now despair"
As through winds the trav'ling man he
Spied the face of Ozymandy
Lying, simply lying there
Suddenly there was some writing
Pon the plinth that he was sighting
That the sand and time were blighting
Quoth the statue, "Now despair"
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Whose land this is I do not know
The statue fell down long ago;
No one will mind me stopping here
To watch the sand o’er ruins blow.
My camel friend must think it queer
To rest with no oasis near
And precious little shade these days
Gives Ozymandias, I fear.
(1/2)
The statue fell down long ago;
No one will mind me stopping here
To watch the sand o’er ruins blow.
My camel friend must think it queer
To rest with no oasis near
And precious little shade these days
Gives Ozymandias, I fear.
(1/2)
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A timeline cleanse. Two hummingbirds taking shelter from the rain inside a rose.
Good night Bluesky.🥰
Good night Bluesky.🥰
October 30, 2025 at 6:30 AM
A timeline cleanse. Two hummingbirds taking shelter from the rain inside a rose.
Good night Bluesky.🥰
Good night Bluesky.🥰
Me: It's a toy llama!
3yo: It's a baby sheep.
Me: Sure, it can be a baby sheep.
*3yo plays cutely. Daddy fidgets uncomfortably.*
Me: Look, I'm not trying to be difficult, but I _really_ think it's meant to be a llama.
3yo: Yes, a baby sheep.
Me: Wait, what do you call a baby sheep?
3yo: A lamb-ah.
3yo: It's a baby sheep.
Me: Sure, it can be a baby sheep.
*3yo plays cutely. Daddy fidgets uncomfortably.*
Me: Look, I'm not trying to be difficult, but I _really_ think it's meant to be a llama.
3yo: Yes, a baby sheep.
Me: Wait, what do you call a baby sheep?
3yo: A lamb-ah.
October 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Me: It's a toy llama!
3yo: It's a baby sheep.
Me: Sure, it can be a baby sheep.
*3yo plays cutely. Daddy fidgets uncomfortably.*
Me: Look, I'm not trying to be difficult, but I _really_ think it's meant to be a llama.
3yo: Yes, a baby sheep.
Me: Wait, what do you call a baby sheep?
3yo: A lamb-ah.
3yo: It's a baby sheep.
Me: Sure, it can be a baby sheep.
*3yo plays cutely. Daddy fidgets uncomfortably.*
Me: Look, I'm not trying to be difficult, but I _really_ think it's meant to be a llama.
3yo: Yes, a baby sheep.
Me: Wait, what do you call a baby sheep?
3yo: A lamb-ah.
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Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
October 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
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The Pep Effect, Mate 🇦🇺
This Australian U8 side looked like it was managed by a Guardiola disciple. The 2042 Socceroos might be a PROBLEM.
📹: IG/aquilina_brothers
This Australian U8 side looked like it was managed by a Guardiola disciple. The 2042 Socceroos might be a PROBLEM.
📹: IG/aquilina_brothers
October 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The Pep Effect, Mate 🇦🇺
This Australian U8 side looked like it was managed by a Guardiola disciple. The 2042 Socceroos might be a PROBLEM.
📹: IG/aquilina_brothers
This Australian U8 side looked like it was managed by a Guardiola disciple. The 2042 Socceroos might be a PROBLEM.
📹: IG/aquilina_brothers
"I'm awake. And I'm gonna make that _everyone's_ problem." ~~Toddlers
September 30, 2025 at 11:20 AM
"I'm awake. And I'm gonna make that _everyone's_ problem." ~~Toddlers
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
3yo walking around with a metal straw, holding it to her mouth and making a loud "wooooo" sound.
"What are you doing?"
(slightly didactic tone) "It's called a shofar."
"What are you doing?"
(slightly didactic tone) "It's called a shofar."
September 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
3yo walking around with a metal straw, holding it to her mouth and making a loud "wooooo" sound.
"What are you doing?"
(slightly didactic tone) "It's called a shofar."
"What are you doing?"
(slightly didactic tone) "It's called a shofar."
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Guns n Roses have definitely mellowed with age
September 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Guns n Roses have definitely mellowed with age
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September 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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August 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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