nativeimagination.bsky.social
@nativeimagination.bsky.social
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I wanna be mysterious sooo bad but i cannot shut the f*ck up
November 23, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Today is my 28th birthday (party) and I just want to say thank you to the LONG list of people who make this a VEry special moment for me
November 24, 2024 at 1:46 AM
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There IS a left-wing agenda, and it’s to prioritize compassion over greed. Kindness isn't a limited resource.
November 22, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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November 22, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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When I was 5, I loved science, which I took to be planets and magnets and chemicals and shit.

Soon I realized science was a collective human activity, and these were just the objects of its attention.

Anyway, whenever I read an OpEd on how science isn't political, I think "Are you 5 years old?"
November 22, 2024 at 4:32 AM
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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Me:
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Starts something*

Them:
"You busy?"

Me:
November 21, 2024 at 2:03 PM
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“A U.S. official said that Washington was pre-notified by Russia shortly before its strike.”

- Reuters

Best sign yet that Russia still doesn’t want to use nuclear weapons - deconfliction channels are still open and being used.
November 21, 2024 at 9:03 PM
I’ve made an interesting birthday ritual of xeomin. No ragrat 🤷🏻‍♀️
November 21, 2024 at 9:53 PM
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Just responded to one email, think imma call it a day
November 20, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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Rep. Jasmin Crockett is always 🔥
November 20, 2024 at 8:35 AM
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Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Each year, the trans community loses too many lives, especially trans women of color, to hate and violence.

More than ever, we must stand by our trans family and support them, hold space for them, and insist the scapegoating and targeting stop.

Now.
November 20, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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I love bottled water with lots & lots of bubbles. Some people call it champagne. Whatever.
November 20, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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You don’t have to get depressed about how early the sun sets this time of year if you just stay in bed in your pitch dark room till March.
November 19, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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November 18, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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We can’t control what’s going on in Washington, but we can try to look out for and help people who might be hurt by it.
November 19, 2024 at 1:49 AM
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I wish eating a pomegranate wasn’t a full blown extra curricular activity. I love eating them but god who has an hour to eat one fruit?
November 19, 2024 at 2:09 AM
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If you never hear from me again it’s because I spontaneously combusted trying to compare these health insurance plans
November 19, 2024 at 2:44 AM
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In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: hash browns and eggs, big cup of Folgers, then log onto your adopted son’s PayPal account to send money to hookers. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.
November 19, 2024 at 8:06 AM
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“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say
November 19, 2024 at 3:56 AM
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hiring someone to come hold a gun to my head and force me to do my job instead of staring at the wall for four uninterrupted hours
November 19, 2024 at 3:44 PM
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Why does the best sleep you'll ever have happen in the 9 minute intervals on a iPhone snooze button?
November 19, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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I didn’t have MTG threatening to expose Republicans on my bingo card
November 19, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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BREAKING NEWS:

The Matt Gaetz file has officially been leaked:

An “unknown and unauthorized third party” has gained access to depositions tied to Matt Gaetz, a source says.

RT if you’re ready to see it. 🍿
November 19, 2024 at 4:29 PM