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You probably shouldn't be here.
Chattanooga, TN
Chattanooga, TN
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It’s the time of year when your bougie grocery store has the most fkd-up novelty cheeses imaginable. Goat cheese with gingerbread in it. Pesto gouda. Mango Wensleydale. Cheese law means nothing out there this week.
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It’s the time of year when your bougie grocery store has the most fkd-up novelty cheeses imaginable. Goat cheese with gingerbread in it. Pesto gouda. Mango Wensleydale. Cheese law means nothing out there this week.
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Fernando Valenzuela would be in any Hall of Fame that mattered, his cultural impact on the team/city was as significant as anything any player did in the 1980s
December 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Fernando Valenzuela would be in any Hall of Fame that mattered, his cultural impact on the team/city was as significant as anything any player did in the 1980s
When did it stop being Merry Christmas and become Happy Honda Days? Huh?
December 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
When did it stop being Merry Christmas and become Happy Honda Days? Huh?
I have said this plenty of times but baseball writers are the single worst group of people on Earth.
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I have said this plenty of times but baseball writers are the single worst group of people on Earth.
They said investing in pennies didn't make any sense. I should have listened...
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
They said investing in pennies didn't make any sense. I should have listened...
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THESE DAMN PENNIES
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THESE DAMN PENNIES
At this point, mac mcclung needs to join the Harlem Globetrotters or try to form his own basketball version of the Savannah Bananas. He needs to be jumping professionally.
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
At this point, mac mcclung needs to join the Harlem Globetrotters or try to form his own basketball version of the Savannah Bananas. He needs to be jumping professionally.
Every Sunday you should get a free hour.
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Every Sunday you should get a free hour.
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Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982
October 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982
Terry Fontenot is looking like the SmackDown general manager up there.
October 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Terry Fontenot is looking like the SmackDown general manager up there.
The only thing I miss about Twitter was my graveyard of shitty joke drafts.
Some real bangers were lost in the move... Trust me. 🥲
Some real bangers were lost in the move... Trust me. 🥲
October 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The only thing I miss about Twitter was my graveyard of shitty joke drafts.
Some real bangers were lost in the move... Trust me. 🥲
Some real bangers were lost in the move... Trust me. 🥲
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Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
October 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
JJ Watt doesn't understand that, if the falcons called a timeout there, it would have 100% blown up in their faces. It happens 10/10.
September 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
JJ Watt doesn't understand that, if the falcons called a timeout there, it would have 100% blown up in their faces. It happens 10/10.
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Man I will never not tip but posting about what a miserly bastard I am toward my employees in an attempt to guilt patrons is almost enough to tempt me
August 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Man I will never not tip but posting about what a miserly bastard I am toward my employees in an attempt to guilt patrons is almost enough to tempt me
They're making Wordles harder on purpose.
July 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
They're making Wordles harder on purpose.
Why do they even have those tables near the ring? Are they having lunch out there after the match?
It would seem like using a table in a wrestling match would be against the rules under normal circumstances, no?
July 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Why do they even have those tables near the ring? Are they having lunch out there after the match?
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You know the Kelloggs founders are looking down at this scandalized that their anti-masturbation wellness corn flakes have been seized by decadent Italian nut butter merchants
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. (AP) - Ferrero Group, maker of Nutella, agrees to buy breakfast cereal maker WK Kellogg for about $3.1 billion.
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July 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
You know the Kelloggs founders are looking down at this scandalized that their anti-masturbation wellness corn flakes have been seized by decadent Italian nut butter merchants
Typing the first two letters of your Wordle into Google is NOT illegal.
June 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Typing the first two letters of your Wordle into Google is NOT illegal.
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People don't talk about it as much, but also elephants don't forgive...
June 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
People don't talk about it as much, but also elephants don't forgive...
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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
My algorithm is all mime videos, and my mental health has never been better.
May 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My algorithm is all mime videos, and my mental health has never been better.
It would seem like using a table in a wrestling match would be against the rules under normal circumstances, no?
May 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It would seem like using a table in a wrestling match would be against the rules under normal circumstances, no?