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chloe
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terminal lurker - she/her 🏳️‍⚧️
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Mamdani’s New York is out of control
January 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why.

I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
January 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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It’s absolutely crazy how awful X, or Twitter, is now. The Grok stuff is just the tip of the iceberg. I went over there for five minutes to do my banking and it was absolutely appalling.
January 3, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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In this in-depth interview Billie Jean Sweeney — a former editor at The New York Times — details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, why this was directed from the very top, how some staff pushed back and the immense damage done by the NYT legitimizing bigotry.
'A directive from above': Former NYT editor lays out how the paper pushes anti-trans bigotry
In this in-depth interview, former New York Times editor Billie Jean Sweeney details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, how some staff tried to stop it, how it's directe...
transnews.network
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video
December 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Statement Re: OU Discrimination Investigation

Today, my client, Mel Curth, submitted her appeal of the University's Institutional Equity Office finding that she engaged in arbitrary and capricious grading of a student's assignment in violation of that student's religious liberty.
December 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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FOOL TIME, part 1 of 4
now free to watch on youtube

youtu.be/zmyBSrQodnI?...
The birth of the internet, according to Jon Bois
YouTube video by Secret Base
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December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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FOOL TIME, part 2 of 4
now free to watch on youtube

youtu.be/WmC9fmEOwus?...
Internet troubleshooting of the 1800s | Fool Time, Part 2 of 4
YouTube video by Secret Base
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December 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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FOOL TIME, part 3 of 4
now free to watch on youtube

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Slapstick and terror on the high seas | Fool Time, Part 3 of 4
YouTube video by Secret Base
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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FOOL TIME, part 4 of 4
"THE DUMBEST GUY IN HISTORY'
now free to watch on youtube

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The dumbest guy in history | Fool Time, Part 4 of 4
YouTube video by Secret Base
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December 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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my friend read an article about crows bringing a little girl gifts because she fed them, so he started giving them bits of his lunch. this had the effect of teaching the crows that he was weak and that his lunch could be taken by force even in his own yard
December 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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two conversations happening all over oklahoma this week:

1. hottest christmas week in living memory, 30 degrees over seasonal average

2. hey hey, gas under two bucks a gallon
Ocean heating defies all earlier projections. We are on the worst possible track. Yet this has completely vanished as a topic of conversation in America.
December 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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this is how the "Abridged" version of "It's A Wonderful Life" ends - this is real
December 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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I love this guy. Absolutely in love with going to the hospital.
December 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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All of the money that changed hands in the Teapot Dome scandal totaled less than $10 million after adjusting for inflation, and it was considered so corrupt we still teach it in high school government classes a century later.
Corruption so pungent, it wafts right off the page:

Lobbyists who do pardon deals “say their going rate is $1 million. Pardon-seekers have offered some lobbyists close to the president success fees of as much as $6 million if they can close the deal.”

Gift link www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Inside the New Fast Track to a Presidential Pardon
Even some of the president’s closest advisers have been surprised by a number of the recent series of pardons.
www.wsj.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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The bourgeoisie doesn't want you to know how soft your skin gets on estrogen

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
December 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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merry christmas to everyone, except christians who we start persecuting today for real
December 25, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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mark cuban waking up on christmas tomorrow fully a communist. in response to confused bluesky users inquiring about his change of heart, he merely gives a cryptic answer about 3 ghosts
December 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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December 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM