Ripley Cassadine
@nachosuitable.bsky.social
Junglist Nietzschean funambulist clown. Epicene fatale, coffee snob, gin specialist. Oh shit, there’s a horse in the hospital!
I should be sleeping because I have to go back to work tomorrow but because I’ve been ill I’ve been asleep for the past two days and NOW I CANNOT SLEEP FML
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I should be sleeping because I have to go back to work tomorrow but because I’ve been ill I’ve been asleep for the past two days and NOW I CANNOT SLEEP FML
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Dizzee Rascal
Teyana Taylor
Blur
88 Rising
Hall and Oates
Dizzee Rascal
Teyana Taylor
Blur
88 Rising
Hall and Oates
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
Parliament Funkadelic
Nas
GWAR
Outkast
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Parliament Funkadelic
Nas
GWAR
Outkast
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
BB King
Thundercat
Dave Brubeck
Van Halen
Cher
BB King
Thundercat
Dave Brubeck
Van Halen
Cher
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Dizzee Rascal
Teyana Taylor
Blur
88 Rising
Hall and Oates
Dizzee Rascal
Teyana Taylor
Blur
88 Rising
Hall and Oates
Booked the train tickets for my Christmas mini break in Bath and now I’m EXCITED
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Booked the train tickets for my Christmas mini break in Bath and now I’m EXCITED
I am still sick and have been lying in bed all day listening to a podcast about Jeffrey Archer and now I’m absolutely determined to have shepherds pie and champagne on NYE
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I am still sick and have been lying in bed all day listening to a podcast about Jeffrey Archer and now I’m absolutely determined to have shepherds pie and champagne on NYE
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It's my favorite day! It's the 38th anniversary of the Max Headroom signal broadcast intrusion!
1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.
You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...
1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.
You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...
Max Headroom 1987 Broadcast Signal Intrusion Incident
YouTube video by andrew867
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November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It's my favorite day! It's the 38th anniversary of the Max Headroom signal broadcast intrusion!
1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.
You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...
1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.
You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...
I have picked up some kind of bug so my throat feels like broken glass but I forced myself up to shower, change my sheets and make tea and now I feel mildly less grotesque
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I have picked up some kind of bug so my throat feels like broken glass but I forced myself up to shower, change my sheets and make tea and now I feel mildly less grotesque
Greggs need to add a feature to their app that sends you a notification when the sausage rolls are freshly out of the oven and on the shelf
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Greggs need to add a feature to their app that sends you a notification when the sausage rolls are freshly out of the oven and on the shelf
My coworkers don’t know that I have earl grey teabags hidden in the cocktail shaker
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 AM
My coworkers don’t know that I have earl grey teabags hidden in the cocktail shaker
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
My bf is actually a very sweet, patient and understanding man
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 AM
My bf is actually a very sweet, patient and understanding man
Catching up on 90 Day The Other Way and Matthew and Greta oh dear, her neuroses and his neurodivergence is non bueno
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Catching up on 90 Day The Other Way and Matthew and Greta oh dear, her neuroses and his neurodivergence is non bueno
My work won’t give us a pay rise in line with inflation, so most of us can’t afford to eat, but thanks to the new rebranding, we were gifted a cheap mug, cheap flimsy thin tote, ugly cheap notebook, branded post it’s and a quite good pen, so it’s all gucci!
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My work won’t give us a pay rise in line with inflation, so most of us can’t afford to eat, but thanks to the new rebranding, we were gifted a cheap mug, cheap flimsy thin tote, ugly cheap notebook, branded post it’s and a quite good pen, so it’s all gucci!
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(throwing open my window) you there, boy, what day is this?
Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
(throwing open my window) you there, boy, what day is this?
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If I was a billionaire I wouldn’t use my wealth to create a Secret Crime Island. I would make a duel-themed restaurant called Swashbucklers where the waiters swordfight each other during your meal
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
If I was a billionaire I wouldn’t use my wealth to create a Secret Crime Island. I would make a duel-themed restaurant called Swashbucklers where the waiters swordfight each other during your meal
Having a horrible, horrible not good day so I’ve gone to IKEA for lunch
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Having a horrible, horrible not good day so I’ve gone to IKEA for lunch
Today has felt both exhaustingly busy and never ending and it’s only 4.15
a man in a plaid shirt is sitting in front of a window with a sticker that says ugg
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is sitting in front of a window with a sticker that says ugg
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November 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Today has felt both exhaustingly busy and never ending and it’s only 4.15
I am BEYOND pissed right now
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I am BEYOND pissed right now
I have to go in an hour early to work for a dreaded team meeting so I am making coffee and breakfast to cheer myself up even slightly and so I don’t go to Greggs
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I have to go in an hour early to work for a dreaded team meeting so I am making coffee and breakfast to cheer myself up even slightly and so I don’t go to Greggs
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I would just live my life so that Joyce Carol Oates does not feel the need to destroy me.
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I would just live my life so that Joyce Carol Oates does not feel the need to destroy me.
I’m job hunting and trying to figure out how to leverage my bizarre skill set to make the most money - honestly I do think that domestic work is the best bet
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I’m job hunting and trying to figure out how to leverage my bizarre skill set to make the most money - honestly I do think that domestic work is the best bet
Feeling a tiny bit forlorn because my bf flew back to his home and life today so I have spent the day in naps and self care before I go back to horrid work tomorrow
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Feeling a tiny bit forlorn because my bf flew back to his home and life today so I have spent the day in naps and self care before I go back to horrid work tomorrow
I’m watching Frankenstein on Netflix and was truly not expecting it to be just like a BBC teatime prestige project
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I’m watching Frankenstein on Netflix and was truly not expecting it to be just like a BBC teatime prestige project
Before and after
November 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Before and after
I made this for my boyfriend as a birthday gift
November 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I made this for my boyfriend as a birthday gift
Happy birthday to the irredeemably louche and impeccably suited @youneverdidthe.bsky.social ❤️
November 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Happy birthday to the irredeemably louche and impeccably suited @youneverdidthe.bsky.social ❤️