It’s BRILLIANT. It’s called British Scandal and it’s all about the disreputable things people get up to and how they get their comeuppance.

No, I actually had some soup in the fridge anyway so it’s okay, I also have muffins. I just have to get up and make them

I feel absolutely grim - headache, sore throat, exhausted tbh - but at least now I have clean sheets and tea and I’m airing out my room. Thinking about making soup in a bit.

The new branding is HIDEOUS. Absolutely the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. It looks RIDICULOUS.

I used to drink far more discerningly than I do now because I had access to better stuff but nothing beats a really really good supremo grade Guatemalan or Brazilian medium roast arabica I miss working in the trade