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Иate
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· Jul 16
They had to invent pain almost immediately after inventing fire because too many men were "just testing it out"
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everybody hates fat people til it’s thanksgiving. i had to eat a cyclist’s mac and cheese yesterday and it tasted like a peat bog
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
everybody hates fat people til it’s thanksgiving. i had to eat a cyclist’s mac and cheese yesterday and it tasted like a peat bog
Burning four hundred calories in a quarter mile before breaking my collarbone
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Burning four hundred calories in a quarter mile before breaking my collarbone
MINE HASNT
Human brains go through five distinct phases of life, each defined by its own set of characteristics, according to a new study
Scientists Identify Five Distinct Eras of Human Brain Aging
Human brains go through five distinct phases of life, each defined by its own set of characteristics, according to a new study
www.scientificamerican.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
MINE HASNT
Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Adding secondary objectives and side quests this morning after 3 hours of sleep and then deploying to production on a friday
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
But why doesn't tesla make kitchen appliances
November 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
But why doesn't tesla make kitchen appliances
Final_Report🎉(6)_copy🙏(2).docx
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Final_Report🎉(6)_copy🙏(2).docx
Work from home people had it going on before covid. No instant messages or text, zoom barely existed, the closest thing to video conferencing was skype, we talked on the telephone occasionally and wrote emails, all the office people hated us, pure bliss
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Work from home people had it going on before covid. No instant messages or text, zoom barely existed, the closest thing to video conferencing was skype, we talked on the telephone occasionally and wrote emails, all the office people hated us, pure bliss
Just set this off from coughing
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Just set this off from coughing
I keep replies off so people cannot be mean to me ,especially before posting some of my greatest ideas
I don't know why you'd post arguments you can't defend on a public website but ok
you quote me, I quote you.
This interaction is *exactly* why I have replies defaulted to followers/following only. Thank you for validating that approach!
This interaction is *exactly* why I have replies defaulted to followers/following only. Thank you for validating that approach!
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I keep replies off so people cannot be mean to me ,especially before posting some of my greatest ideas
Halfway through monday and referred to my memory banks as knowledge satchels, follow up question was whether i had a head injury over the weekend
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Halfway through monday and referred to my memory banks as knowledge satchels, follow up question was whether i had a head injury over the weekend
It's called a rodeo burger because the original recipe called for ingredients from there - bbq sauce and clown meat
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It's called a rodeo burger because the original recipe called for ingredients from there - bbq sauce and clown meat
Looking again into pinball machines for home entertainment, i've always been told these are too expensive and difficult to maintain , probably like a pet monkey
last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Looking again into pinball machines for home entertainment, i've always been told these are too expensive and difficult to maintain , probably like a pet monkey
I don't need jokes on here explained to me - my great grandfather was literally in most of the lightbulb jokes
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I don't need jokes on here explained to me - my great grandfather was literally in most of the lightbulb jokes
Almost that time of year when the weather supports sending homemade chicken chimichangas to my unsuspecting son's mailbox
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Almost that time of year when the weather supports sending homemade chicken chimichangas to my unsuspecting son's mailbox
Adding secondary objectives and side quests this morning after 3 hours of sleep and then deploying to production on a friday
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Adding secondary objectives and side quests this morning after 3 hours of sleep and then deploying to production on a friday
Northern lights are so bright here, i'm seeing them with the regular eye
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Northern lights are so bright here, i'm seeing them with the regular eye
Just learned i'm so afraid of heights, I need to keep a foot down in the barber's chair
November 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Just learned i'm so afraid of heights, I need to keep a foot down in the barber's chair
Yes, hello, I just need 4 pounds of gas on pump 7 kind of day
November 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Yes, hello, I just need 4 pounds of gas on pump 7 kind of day
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Got tired of reading the news and getting mad. Feeding America backs 200+ food banks around the country and I've seeded with $500 for now. I'll match up to another $500 myself.
Pass the hat, RTs graciously appreciated, etc.
Pass the hat, RTs graciously appreciated, etc.
I'm supporting Feeding America!
To feed America’s hungry through food banks and engage our country in the fight to end hunger
teamfeed.feedingamerica.org
November 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Got tired of reading the news and getting mad. Feeding America backs 200+ food banks around the country and I've seeded with $500 for now. I'll match up to another $500 myself.
Pass the hat, RTs graciously appreciated, etc.
Pass the hat, RTs graciously appreciated, etc.
They put the whitest bread on the bottom shelf to make you work a little
November 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
They put the whitest bread on the bottom shelf to make you work a little
This works for home defense as well
November 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This works for home defense as well
When keeping it real does wrong
wild scene in the post office just now. waiting in line & a guy w/ a cane comes in shouting “red ford outside being towed for being in a handicapped spot!” old lady checking out goes “oh no! i haven’t put the placard in the window yet” and starts limping towards the door. then he says he made it up.
November 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
When keeping it real does wrong
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help look at these fucking cupcakes I made
October 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
help look at these fucking cupcakes I made
Thought my shoulder pain was from bike riding for 3+ hours at a time but i just learned it's actually because my little baby shoulders cannot support the weight from sleeping on them afterwards
October 31, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Thought my shoulder pain was from bike riding for 3+ hours at a time but i just learned it's actually because my little baby shoulders cannot support the weight from sleeping on them afterwards