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Иate
@n8tid.bsky.social
Jr. Novell NetWare Administrator
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They had to invent pain almost immediately after inventing fire because too many men were "just testing it out"
Hearing that the haters are mad because i'm still really good at riding a bicycle
February 5, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Starting a sungazing group (not a cult
February 4, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Lost all browser tabs and it feels like a house fire, there was some good stuff in there
February 2, 2026 at 1:51 PM
We have almost survived to february but I heard they are bringing back the sacklers
January 31, 2026 at 5:23 AM
⚠️ escaping technology
January 10, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Parents had my intelligence tested at age ten and after reading the report , I think my parents were just jealous of my "complex Lego structures"
December 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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All the kids in the 'hood are getting motorized bikes today. No helmets.
December 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Arguing about gobstoppers
December 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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2025 has been an incredible year for using computers to make things worse
December 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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actually this is a special type of impostor syndrome only I can get. but nice try
December 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I only wash my hands with cold water to help demonstrate my toughness in winter , gloves are for babies fyi
December 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Zoomers have their faults but I'll always be envious of those born in y2k, the no-math birthyear
December 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hope those roots arent claustrophobic
Because the tree was there first.
Respect!
December 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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In her honour? Or is it that he's finally allowed to play with them after being told for 50 years: "those aren't toys"
December 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
We all know the flavor of mixing toothpaste with orange juice but has anyone tried this combo with cottage cheese
December 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Blew an interview by falling asleep once hr started talking, used the "no I wasn't" defense
December 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Heard santa's retiring and sending his 37 year old pervert son this year
December 12, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Nobody ever talks about the far side of the sun, what's going on over there
December 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Taking the day off (just reported my keyboard as stolen)
December 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Serious words only guy
December 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Imagine setting this to 156x60 resolution
Pantone ‘Stained Glass’ door by Italian designer Armin Blasbichler
December 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Heading to dallas as that's their preferred method of communication down there
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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everybody hates fat people til it’s thanksgiving. i had to eat a cyclist’s mac and cheese yesterday and it tasted like a peat bog
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Burning four hundred calories in a quarter mile before breaking my collarbone
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
MINE HASNT
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM