Max Burbank
@mxburbank.bsky.social
Dad, husband, pants aficionado, raconteur, former pussycat dollI; permanently suspended from Twitter before it was cool to not be on Twitter. Life-long-lefty; Comedy archive at maxburbank.wordpress.com I BLOCK CRYPTO DUDES!
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I wouldn't piss on Ross Douthat if he was on fire. But I could be talked into it if he wasn't.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Repost this everywhere you’re active on social media. Send to your friends and family who aren’t.
Well, this is weird. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump urges Republicans to vote for release of Epstein files in surprise U-turn
US president says he backs efforts to release documents related to late sex offender because ‘we have nothing to hide’
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Well, this is weird. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Powerful.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Powerful.
www.primetimer.com/news/what-ha... Still nothing from JD. No thoughts n' prayers, no well wishes, no thank you and so sorry you almost got killed for me. This mans life isn't worth 5 minutes of JD's time.
What happened to Maryville Police FTO Justin Brown? Community rallies around Vance motorcade accident victim
Maryville Police Officer Justin Brown remains in critical condition after a crash during Vice President JD Vance’s motorcade, prompting a strong community response and an ongoing state investigation.
www.primetimer.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
www.primetimer.com/news/what-ha... Still nothing from JD. No thoughts n' prayers, no well wishes, no thank you and so sorry you almost got killed for me. This mans life isn't worth 5 minutes of JD's time.
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Fam, not to worry…
You too can decorate your home like the White House, and it’s just a click away.
You too can decorate your home like the White House, and it’s just a click away.
November 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Fam, not to worry…
You too can decorate your home like the White House, and it’s just a click away.
You too can decorate your home like the White House, and it’s just a click away.
I don't know, maybe it's me, but I feel like ol' Trumpty Dumpty has more chemistry with flags than with Melania.
November 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I don't know, maybe it's me, but I feel like ol' Trumpty Dumpty has more chemistry with flags than with Melania.
"I'm for sale!" Giggled Trump, his neck flaps all a jiggle.
November 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"I'm for sale!" Giggled Trump, his neck flaps all a jiggle.
Ask John Fetterman how much the co-pay on his hospital bill for his recent medical emergency was.
Then ask him why it was $0.00 dollars.
Then ask him why he thinks he should get free health care and you shouldn't be able to afford any health care at all.
Then ask him why it was $0.00 dollars.
Then ask him why he thinks he should get free health care and you shouldn't be able to afford any health care at all.
November 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Ask John Fetterman how much the co-pay on his hospital bill for his recent medical emergency was.
Then ask him why it was $0.00 dollars.
Then ask him why he thinks he should get free health care and you shouldn't be able to afford any health care at all.
Then ask him why it was $0.00 dollars.
Then ask him why he thinks he should get free health care and you shouldn't be able to afford any health care at all.
OPERATION BULBOUS TIP
OPERATION FOUR HOURS OR LONGER
OPERATION ASSLESS CHAPS
OPERATION GLASS DOOR CLOSET
OPERATION FOUR HOURS OR LONGER
OPERATION ASSLESS CHAPS
OPERATION GLASS DOOR CLOSET
November 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
OPERATION BULBOUS TIP
OPERATION FOUR HOURS OR LONGER
OPERATION ASSLESS CHAPS
OPERATION GLASS DOOR CLOSET
OPERATION FOUR HOURS OR LONGER
OPERATION ASSLESS CHAPS
OPERATION GLASS DOOR CLOSET
Not just porn movies. A particular genre.
November 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Not just porn movies. A particular genre.
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Major US cities are experiencing outbreaks of violence caused by armed gang members. These thugs are masked and dangerous. They attack and kidnap people off the streets and at their places of work. The group should be designated as a domestic terrorist organization. They call themselves ICE.
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Major US cities are experiencing outbreaks of violence caused by armed gang members. These thugs are masked and dangerous. They attack and kidnap people off the streets and at their places of work. The group should be designated as a domestic terrorist organization. They call themselves ICE.
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The cover-up
November 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The cover-up
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Dennis Hastert must be so proud of his party right now 🥲
November 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Dennis Hastert must be so proud of his party right now 🥲
abcnews.go.com/US/2-tenness... This happened Friday night. Vance is silent, no well wishes, no thoughts and prayers, no "Thank you" and you know Vance is very aware of when people should be thanked. Justin Brown is an NPC, not worth a tweet.
Officer critically injured in Vance motorcade crash
A police officer in the Maryville Police Department's motor unit was critically injured in a crash with a state trooper, officials said.
abcnews.go.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
abcnews.go.com/US/2-tenness... This happened Friday night. Vance is silent, no well wishes, no thoughts and prayers, no "Thank you" and you know Vance is very aware of when people should be thanked. Justin Brown is an NPC, not worth a tweet.
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No one should have to face such threats.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
No one should have to face such threats.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
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Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year.
Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M.
This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
November 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Body camera and security footage show a U.S. Border Patrol agent fighting Long Beach police officers after he allegedly pulled out a gun inside a women's restroom at a local restaurant in July.
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Body camera and security footage show a U.S. Border Patrol agent fighting Long Beach police officers after he allegedly pulled out a gun inside a women's restroom at a local restaurant in July.
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In Northfield, Minnesota, masked ICE GOONS violently abducted a father. The Goons smashed a car window, beat and dragged the man at gunpoint, while his teenage son filmed the incident and begged them to stop. The father has not been seen since. (November 11, 2025)
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
In Northfield, Minnesota, masked ICE GOONS violently abducted a father. The Goons smashed a car window, beat and dragged the man at gunpoint, while his teenage son filmed the incident and begged them to stop. The father has not been seen since. (November 11, 2025)
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Rev. Michael Woolf, a faith leader and minister at Lake Street Church of Evanston, detained by Illinois State Police while protesting immigration policies outside the Broadview facility in Chicago.
Photo by Jim Vondruska/Reuters
Photo by Jim Vondruska/Reuters
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Rev. Michael Woolf, a faith leader and minister at Lake Street Church of Evanston, detained by Illinois State Police while protesting immigration policies outside the Broadview facility in Chicago.
Photo by Jim Vondruska/Reuters
Photo by Jim Vondruska/Reuters
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I stand in solidarity with the Starbucks workers on strike.
When a corporation can pay $96 million to its CEO for just four months of work, it can afford to pay its workers a living wage and decent benefits.
When a corporation can pay $96 million to its CEO for just four months of work, it can afford to pay its workers a living wage and decent benefits.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I stand in solidarity with the Starbucks workers on strike.
When a corporation can pay $96 million to its CEO for just four months of work, it can afford to pay its workers a living wage and decent benefits.
When a corporation can pay $96 million to its CEO for just four months of work, it can afford to pay its workers a living wage and decent benefits.
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This is me at 15. I’m a child.
I’m a CHILD.
I’m a CHILD.
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This is me at 15. I’m a child.
I’m a CHILD.
I’m a CHILD.
This is who we are as a nation right now.
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This is who we are as a nation right now.