Max Burbank
@mxburbank.bsky.social
Dad, husband, pants aficionado, raconteur, former pussycat dollI; permanently suspended from Twitter before it was cool to not be on Twitter. Life-long-lefty; Comedy archive at maxburbank.wordpress.com I BLOCK CRYPTO DUDES!
I call this photo: "Do yourself a favor, don't go in there for at least a 1/2 hour. That's the bathroom, right? I say it is. QUIET! QUIET!"
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I call this photo: "Do yourself a favor, don't go in there for at least a 1/2 hour. That's the bathroom, right? I say it is. QUIET! QUIET!"
"So anyways, I'm gonna go commit war crimes in South America to distract you from being reminded that child rape was my most favorite pastime except golf for most of my adult life."
November 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"So anyways, I'm gonna go commit war crimes in South America to distract you from being reminded that child rape was my most favorite pastime except golf for most of my adult life."
I wouldn't piss on Ross Douthat if he was on fire. But I could be talked into it if he wasn't.
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I wouldn't piss on Ross Douthat if he was on fire. But I could be talked into it if he wasn't.
I was 12 when Nixon resigned. A few years back, I binged a lot of books on the subject and was reminded that the break-in was just one of many, many, many crimes. Trump is like that, just times infinity. If the US survives Trump, when the curtain is pulled back, the reveal will be endless.
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I was 12 when Nixon resigned. A few years back, I binged a lot of books on the subject and was reminded that the break-in was just one of many, many, many crimes. Trump is like that, just times infinity. If the US survives Trump, when the curtain is pulled back, the reveal will be endless.
Just dropping a reminder that Donald Trump truly believes magnets don't work if they get wet, and is so arrogant it's never crossed his mind that he's wrong, and so surrounded by people who are terrified of him that no one has ever told him that magnets are magnets whether they are wet or dry.
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Just dropping a reminder that Donald Trump truly believes magnets don't work if they get wet, and is so arrogant it's never crossed his mind that he's wrong, and so surrounded by people who are terrified of him that no one has ever told him that magnets are magnets whether they are wet or dry.
I'll only believe Adelita Grijalva is going to be sworn in when she's sworn in. Mike Johnson is without shame or pride and is unconcerned his word means nothing. He'll do it if AND ONLY IF he has Trump's approval.
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I'll only believe Adelita Grijalva is going to be sworn in when she's sworn in. Mike Johnson is without shame or pride and is unconcerned his word means nothing. He'll do it if AND ONLY IF he has Trump's approval.
Daniel Craig awoke one morning from uneasy dreams and found himself in bed sandwiched between Bob Newhart and Suzanne Pleshette. A naked Patrick Duffy, still wet from the shower enters from the bathroom with a machine gun. The bed, a Murphy, folds up into the wall as Duffy opens fire.
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Daniel Craig awoke one morning from uneasy dreams and found himself in bed sandwiched between Bob Newhart and Suzanne Pleshette. A naked Patrick Duffy, still wet from the shower enters from the bathroom with a machine gun. The bed, a Murphy, folds up into the wall as Duffy opens fire.
Democrat Senators: "I can't wrap my head around how the guys who eat live puppies are still eating live puppies even after we told them eating live puppies was bad, and they PROMISED to consider eating fewer live puppies, but now if anything they are eating MORE live puppies!"
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Democrat Senators: "I can't wrap my head around how the guys who eat live puppies are still eating live puppies even after we told them eating live puppies was bad, and they PROMISED to consider eating fewer live puppies, but now if anything they are eating MORE live puppies!"
When people start dying of totally treatable conditions and diseases, you can look at this chart and see who caused their deaths. No hyperbole intended.
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
When people start dying of totally treatable conditions and diseases, you can look at this chart and see who caused their deaths. No hyperbole intended.
So now Li'l Mike Johnson has to call the House back. If I had to guess, he's gonna be way too busy to swear in Adelita Grijalva, and that she's just going to have to wait until he can fit it into his busy, busy schedule.
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
So now Li'l Mike Johnson has to call the House back. If I had to guess, he's gonna be way too busy to swear in Adelita Grijalva, and that she's just going to have to wait until he can fit it into his busy, busy schedule.
Donald Trump, commander in chief of the War on Woke.
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Donald Trump, commander in chief of the War on Woke.
My new favorite Trump pic
November 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
My new favorite Trump pic
I don't know, maybe it's me, but I feel at an emotional level that things are breaking up for Trump, and that it's speeding up. The day before Dick Cheney stopped, you didn't know that would be the day. This is like that.
November 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I don't know, maybe it's me, but I feel at an emotional level that things are breaking up for Trump, and that it's speeding up. The day before Dick Cheney stopped, you didn't know that would be the day. This is like that.
Reasonably normal word choice and diction. Straightforward, follow-able narrative structure, easily understandable. Please. Trump did not write this post. He may have dictated something someone else made sense of, but this is barely even close to how he writes.
November 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Reasonably normal word choice and diction. Straightforward, follow-able narrative structure, easily understandable. Please. Trump did not write this post. He may have dictated something someone else made sense of, but this is barely even close to how he writes.
"He says I can't come in."
November 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"He says I can't come in."
New Maga "If you want to be able to go someplace on an airplane ever again, you have to let us take away your health care."
November 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
New Maga "If you want to be able to go someplace on an airplane ever again, you have to let us take away your health care."
See Donald trump in his brand new one man show, "Your Medical Emergency Irritates me and I do not give one shit if you die."
November 7, 2025 at 11:58 AM
See Donald trump in his brand new one man show, "Your Medical Emergency Irritates me and I do not give one shit if you die."
Why does every single picture of Steven Miller look like a promotional glossy teasing the psychotic serial killer of the week on an episode of "Criminal Minds"?
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Why does every single picture of Steven Miller look like a promotional glossy teasing the psychotic serial killer of the week on an episode of "Criminal Minds"?
I love a good game of "Four Lies and a statement that's a little hard to unpack but is also a lie in spirit"
November 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I love a good game of "Four Lies and a statement that's a little hard to unpack but is also a lie in spirit"
I'm beginning to think telling people you weren't going to touch the East Wing, just add to it and then utterly demolishing the East Wing without so much as pulling a permit or paying the contractors may not have been the strategic power move Trump thought it was.
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I'm beginning to think telling people you weren't going to touch the East Wing, just add to it and then utterly demolishing the East Wing without so much as pulling a permit or paying the contractors may not have been the strategic power move Trump thought it was.
Well, be fair, though, he's only 3 foot seven. It takes a lot of bespoke Gestapo overcoats and physically inflicting pain on helpless folks for him to feel normal sized.
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Well, be fair, though, he's only 3 foot seven. It takes a lot of bespoke Gestapo overcoats and physically inflicting pain on helpless folks for him to feel normal sized.
Is Cuomo still in New York? 'Cause I know tens of thousands of folks who'd be happy to help him move. He wouldn't even have to buy them pizza.
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Is Cuomo still in New York? 'Cause I know tens of thousands of folks who'd be happy to help him move. He wouldn't even have to buy them pizza.
If this was run as a pay-per-view event, 1/2 of Mamdani's proposed policies would be fully funded.
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
If this was run as a pay-per-view event, 1/2 of Mamdani's proposed policies would be fully funded.
I just want to say, I haven't seen a single flag lowered to 1/2 staff for Dick Cheney so far.
November 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I just want to say, I haven't seen a single flag lowered to 1/2 staff for Dick Cheney so far.