Max Burbank
@mxburbank.bsky.social
Dad, husband, pants aficionado, raconteur, former pussycat dollI; permanently suspended from Twitter before it was cool to not be on Twitter. Life-long-lefty; Comedy archive at maxburbank.wordpress.com I BLOCK CRYPTO DUDES!
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So, the better the stock market gets, the less concerned we ought to be about children getting raped by an elite oligarch class. Do I have that right, Pam Bondi?
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BREAKING: A memorial for Kristi Noem’s dog has been erected in Chicago
February 19, 2026 at 4:53 PM
BREAKING: A memorial for Kristi Noem’s dog has been erected in Chicago
No idea if this is a popular or unpopular opinion. I quite literally could not care less about DCKO. Maybe if they made more covers? Like, if each issue had 76,000 different covers, divided into groups of 43 different cover prices?
Yeah. Yeah, that's the ticket. More covers. #DCKO
Yeah. Yeah, that's the ticket. More covers. #DCKO
February 19, 2026 at 8:51 PM
No idea if this is a popular or unpopular opinion. I quite literally could not care less about DCKO. Maybe if they made more covers? Like, if each issue had 76,000 different covers, divided into groups of 43 different cover prices?
Yeah. Yeah, that's the ticket. More covers. #DCKO
Yeah. Yeah, that's the ticket. More covers. #DCKO
I think the best thing to do would be for Democrats to leave the SOTU one by one as it's delivered. Think how unnerving that would be for Trump. They could set up n order of leaving and every time Trump lies, one more leaves. Just shake their heads, stand up and walk slowly out, one by one.
February 19, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I think the best thing to do would be for Democrats to leave the SOTU one by one as it's delivered. Think how unnerving that would be for Trump. They could set up n order of leaving and every time Trump lies, one more leaves. Just shake their heads, stand up and walk slowly out, one by one.
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It's cute that he thinks they rebuild the non functional GOP needs is to be MORE white supremacist, MORE misogynistic, MORE violent, and that what they'll really, really want in the way of leadership is a 27 year old, Nazi virgin.
February 18, 2026 at 6:47 PM
It's cute that he thinks they rebuild the non functional GOP needs is to be MORE white supremacist, MORE misogynistic, MORE violent, and that what they'll really, really want in the way of leadership is a 27 year old, Nazi virgin.
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Let’s be real. They haven’t even really begun to release the Epstein files yet as the law requires.
This is what they chose to release, flood the zone and move on.
We must keep going.
This is what they chose to release, flood the zone and move on.
We must keep going.
February 18, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Let’s be real. They haven’t even really begun to release the Epstein files yet as the law requires.
This is what they chose to release, flood the zone and move on.
We must keep going.
This is what they chose to release, flood the zone and move on.
We must keep going.
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I can’t believe you lefty Luddites hate tech so much that you embrace mRNA vaccines, heat pumps, electric bikes, hybrid work, renewable power (and awesome advancements in storage), space telescopes, and hot/cold running water but reject the planet destroying plagiarism enrich the worst people bots!
February 18, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I can’t believe you lefty Luddites hate tech so much that you embrace mRNA vaccines, heat pumps, electric bikes, hybrid work, renewable power (and awesome advancements in storage), space telescopes, and hot/cold running water but reject the planet destroying plagiarism enrich the worst people bots!
I think it's possible that Trump has more mentions in the Epstein than Epstein.
February 17, 2026 at 7:07 PM
I think it's possible that Trump has more mentions in the Epstein than Epstein.
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Jesse Jackson appeared on Sesame Street in 1973.
During his appearance, he led a group of children in reciting his well-known poem “I Am Somebody,” a message focused on self-worth and empowerment
The segment became one of the most memorable celebrity appearances from the early seasons of the show.
During his appearance, he led a group of children in reciting his well-known poem “I Am Somebody,” a message focused on self-worth and empowerment
The segment became one of the most memorable celebrity appearances from the early seasons of the show.
February 17, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Jesse Jackson appeared on Sesame Street in 1973.
During his appearance, he led a group of children in reciting his well-known poem “I Am Somebody,” a message focused on self-worth and empowerment
The segment became one of the most memorable celebrity appearances from the early seasons of the show.
During his appearance, he led a group of children in reciting his well-known poem “I Am Somebody,” a message focused on self-worth and empowerment
The segment became one of the most memorable celebrity appearances from the early seasons of the show.
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I will celebrate Presidents Day when we have a President again! That's not today!
February 16, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I will celebrate Presidents Day when we have a President again! That's not today!
www.theguardian.com/science/2026...
Musk makes bold decisions to change what he's lying about
Musk makes bold decisions to change what he's lying about
Musk changes course on Mars quest and shoots for moon – again
Moon was a distraction and Mars the goal for billionaire SpaceX chief – could Trump have influenced his U-turn?
www.theguardian.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
www.theguardian.com/science/2026...
Musk makes bold decisions to change what he's lying about
Musk makes bold decisions to change what he's lying about
You know what would be both Hilarious and also just what these bastards deserve? Say we're going to reform ICE and that all agents must re-apply in person, and when they do throw them to the ground, mace them, zip tie them and detain them indefinitely.
February 15, 2026 at 8:09 PM
You know what would be both Hilarious and also just what these bastards deserve? Say we're going to reform ICE and that all agents must re-apply in person, and when they do throw them to the ground, mace them, zip tie them and detain them indefinitely.
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The current centrist Movement is not gonna save us. That is how we got Donald Trump as President.
February 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
The current centrist Movement is not gonna save us. That is how we got Donald Trump as President.
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The Founders knew what they were doing; it's why the federal government has no authority over elections.
February 15, 2026 at 6:22 PM
The Founders knew what they were doing; it's why the federal government has no authority over elections.
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Elon Musk could save himself a lot of typing time and avoid the risk of carpal Tunnel syndrome by copy the phrase "I am a white supremacist" and just pasting it every time he feels the urge to Tweet.
February 15, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Elon Musk could save himself a lot of typing time and avoid the risk of carpal Tunnel syndrome by copy the phrase "I am a white supremacist" and just pasting it every time he feels the urge to Tweet.
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February 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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MAGA: “Athletes and other entertainers should shut their mouths about politics and stay in their lane because they don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.”
“Now, please click link below to watch policy wonk Joe Rogan interview political geniuses James Wood and Kid Rock. “
“Now, please click link below to watch policy wonk Joe Rogan interview political geniuses James Wood and Kid Rock. “
February 15, 2026 at 6:53 PM
MAGA: “Athletes and other entertainers should shut their mouths about politics and stay in their lane because they don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.”
“Now, please click link below to watch policy wonk Joe Rogan interview political geniuses James Wood and Kid Rock. “
“Now, please click link below to watch policy wonk Joe Rogan interview political geniuses James Wood and Kid Rock. “
The fact that Trump, perhaps the most litigious person in American history, has not even threatened to sue any of the zillions of people who've called him a pedophile constitutes de facto proof he is a pedophile.
February 15, 2026 at 6:43 PM
The fact that Trump, perhaps the most litigious person in American history, has not even threatened to sue any of the zillions of people who've called him a pedophile constitutes de facto proof he is a pedophile.
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FYI: If Trump weren't a pedophile, he would be suing for defamation.
February 15, 2026 at 3:26 PM
FYI: If Trump weren't a pedophile, he would be suing for defamation.
jmail.world/wiki A searchable wiki with all available Epstein info.
The Jmail Encyclopedia
The Jmail Encyclopedia — AI-generated encyclopedia of the Epstein scandal, grounded in Jmail data. People, places, and events from government-released emails and documents. A supplement to Wikipedia.
jmail.world
February 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
jmail.world/wiki A searchable wiki with all available Epstein info.
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This piece has been viewed over 14 million times over the last 48 hours. Unbelievable.
I'm so encouraged to see how many people are as disgusted by this as I am.
Sometimes you just need to be reminded that you're not alone.
Keep fighting, good people!
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/dear-pam-b...
I'm so encouraged to see how many people are as disgusted by this as I am.
Sometimes you just need to be reminded that you're not alone.
Keep fighting, good people!
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/dear-pam-b...
Dear Pam Bondi, (A Letter From A Father)
Dear Ms Bondi,
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
February 15, 2026 at 2:58 AM
This piece has been viewed over 14 million times over the last 48 hours. Unbelievable.
I'm so encouraged to see how many people are as disgusted by this as I am.
Sometimes you just need to be reminded that you're not alone.
Keep fighting, good people!
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/dear-pam-b...
I'm so encouraged to see how many people are as disgusted by this as I am.
Sometimes you just need to be reminded that you're not alone.
Keep fighting, good people!
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/dear-pam-b...
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wtf is ICE doing at the winter olympics in Italy. By definition, if a person is in Europe, they are not subject to ICE jurisdiction and cannot be deported from a country they are not in.
February 15, 2026 at 3:41 AM
wtf is ICE doing at the winter olympics in Italy. By definition, if a person is in Europe, they are not subject to ICE jurisdiction and cannot be deported from a country they are not in.