Max Burbank
@mxburbank.bsky.social
Dad, husband, pants aficionado, raconteur, former pussycat dollI; permanently suspended from Twitter before it was cool to not be on Twitter. Life-long-lefty; Comedy archive at maxburbank.wordpress.com I BLOCK CRYPTO DUDES!
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So, the better the stock market gets, the less concerned we ought to be about children getting raped by an elite oligarch class. Do I have that right, Pam Bondi?
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Jesse Jackson appeared on Sesame Street in 1973.
During his appearance, he led a group of children in reciting his well-known poem “I Am Somebody,” a message focused on self-worth and empowerment
The segment became one of the most memorable celebrity appearances from the early seasons of the show.
During his appearance, he led a group of children in reciting his well-known poem “I Am Somebody,” a message focused on self-worth and empowerment
The segment became one of the most memorable celebrity appearances from the early seasons of the show.
February 17, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Jesse Jackson appeared on Sesame Street in 1973.
During his appearance, he led a group of children in reciting his well-known poem “I Am Somebody,” a message focused on self-worth and empowerment
The segment became one of the most memorable celebrity appearances from the early seasons of the show.
During his appearance, he led a group of children in reciting his well-known poem “I Am Somebody,” a message focused on self-worth and empowerment
The segment became one of the most memorable celebrity appearances from the early seasons of the show.
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I will celebrate Presidents Day when we have a President again! That's not today!
February 16, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I will celebrate Presidents Day when we have a President again! That's not today!
www.theguardian.com/science/2026...
Musk makes bold decisions to change what he's lying about
Musk makes bold decisions to change what he's lying about
Musk changes course on Mars quest and shoots for moon – again
Moon was a distraction and Mars the goal for billionaire SpaceX chief – could Trump have influenced his U-turn?
www.theguardian.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
www.theguardian.com/science/2026...
Musk makes bold decisions to change what he's lying about
Musk makes bold decisions to change what he's lying about
You know what would be both Hilarious and also just what these bastards deserve? Say we're going to reform ICE and that all agents must re-apply in person, and when they do throw them to the ground, mace them, zip tie them and detain them indefinitely.
February 15, 2026 at 8:09 PM
You know what would be both Hilarious and also just what these bastards deserve? Say we're going to reform ICE and that all agents must re-apply in person, and when they do throw them to the ground, mace them, zip tie them and detain them indefinitely.
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The current centrist Movement is not gonna save us. That is how we got Donald Trump as President.
February 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
The current centrist Movement is not gonna save us. That is how we got Donald Trump as President.
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The Founders knew what they were doing; it's why the federal government has no authority over elections.
February 15, 2026 at 6:22 PM
The Founders knew what they were doing; it's why the federal government has no authority over elections.
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Elon Musk could save himself a lot of typing time and avoid the risk of carpal Tunnel syndrome by copy the phrase "I am a white supremacist" and just pasting it every time he feels the urge to Tweet.
February 15, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Elon Musk could save himself a lot of typing time and avoid the risk of carpal Tunnel syndrome by copy the phrase "I am a white supremacist" and just pasting it every time he feels the urge to Tweet.
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February 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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MAGA: “Athletes and other entertainers should shut their mouths about politics and stay in their lane because they don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.”
“Now, please click link below to watch policy wonk Joe Rogan interview political geniuses James Wood and Kid Rock. “
“Now, please click link below to watch policy wonk Joe Rogan interview political geniuses James Wood and Kid Rock. “
February 15, 2026 at 6:53 PM
MAGA: “Athletes and other entertainers should shut their mouths about politics and stay in their lane because they don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.”
“Now, please click link below to watch policy wonk Joe Rogan interview political geniuses James Wood and Kid Rock. “
“Now, please click link below to watch policy wonk Joe Rogan interview political geniuses James Wood and Kid Rock. “
The fact that Trump, perhaps the most litigious person in American history, has not even threatened to sue any of the zillions of people who've called him a pedophile constitutes de facto proof he is a pedophile.
February 15, 2026 at 6:43 PM
The fact that Trump, perhaps the most litigious person in American history, has not even threatened to sue any of the zillions of people who've called him a pedophile constitutes de facto proof he is a pedophile.
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FYI: If Trump weren't a pedophile, he would be suing for defamation.
February 15, 2026 at 3:26 PM
FYI: If Trump weren't a pedophile, he would be suing for defamation.
jmail.world/wiki A searchable wiki with all available Epstein info.
The Jmail Encyclopedia
The Jmail Encyclopedia — AI-generated encyclopedia of the Epstein scandal, grounded in Jmail data. People, places, and events from government-released emails and documents. A supplement to Wikipedia.
jmail.world
February 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
jmail.world/wiki A searchable wiki with all available Epstein info.
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This piece has been viewed over 14 million times over the last 48 hours. Unbelievable.
I'm so encouraged to see how many people are as disgusted by this as I am.
Sometimes you just need to be reminded that you're not alone.
Keep fighting, good people!
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/dear-pam-b...
I'm so encouraged to see how many people are as disgusted by this as I am.
Sometimes you just need to be reminded that you're not alone.
Keep fighting, good people!
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/dear-pam-b...
Dear Pam Bondi, (A Letter From A Father)
Dear Ms Bondi,
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
February 15, 2026 at 2:58 AM
This piece has been viewed over 14 million times over the last 48 hours. Unbelievable.
I'm so encouraged to see how many people are as disgusted by this as I am.
Sometimes you just need to be reminded that you're not alone.
Keep fighting, good people!
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/dear-pam-b...
I'm so encouraged to see how many people are as disgusted by this as I am.
Sometimes you just need to be reminded that you're not alone.
Keep fighting, good people!
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/dear-pam-b...
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wtf is ICE doing at the winter olympics in Italy. By definition, if a person is in Europe, they are not subject to ICE jurisdiction and cannot be deported from a country they are not in.
February 15, 2026 at 3:41 AM
wtf is ICE doing at the winter olympics in Italy. By definition, if a person is in Europe, they are not subject to ICE jurisdiction and cannot be deported from a country they are not in.
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They created the war on terror so it would never end now they are bringing that war home & calling us the terrorists
February 14, 2026 at 3:43 PM
They created the war on terror so it would never end now they are bringing that war home & calling us the terrorists
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comparing the feeling I felt when we elected obama in 08 and the feeling I have now is just insanely depressing
February 13, 2026 at 11:33 PM
comparing the feeling I felt when we elected obama in 08 and the feeling I have now is just insanely depressing
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Maybe it will happen on President’s Day.
February 13, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Maybe it will happen on President’s Day.
Is it too much to ask to make this go viral?
February 14, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Is it too much to ask to make this go viral?
www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f... Of course CBS is keeping this guy on. CBS in it's current iteration is more start news than FOX. To fire him would mean admitting that paling around with Epstein was bad. Their OFFICIAL policy is, "It's not illegal to party with Epstein "
Peter Attia appears to be staying at CBS News despite Epstein communications
Staffers believe network has decided to retain Attia, who issued apology after inappropriate Epstein emails, as on-air analyst
www.theguardian.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:02 PM
www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f... Of course CBS is keeping this guy on. CBS in it's current iteration is more start news than FOX. To fire him would mean admitting that paling around with Epstein was bad. Their OFFICIAL policy is, "It's not illegal to party with Epstein "
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Same, Lady Gaga.
Same.
Same.
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Same, Lady Gaga.
Same.
Same.
I get your point, but you missed the great health potential to be found in bathing in sewage and eating aged roadkill.
MAHA: Eating a giant steak cooked in butter alongside beef tallow fries and washing it down with coffee spiked with butter
Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes
Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes
February 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I get your point, but you missed the great health potential to be found in bathing in sewage and eating aged roadkill.
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“Give us Barrabbus!” cried the Fortune 500.
February 13, 2026 at 3:46 PM
“Give us Barrabbus!” cried the Fortune 500.