Max Burbank
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So, the better the stock market gets, the less concerned we ought to be about children getting raped by an elite oligarch class. Do I have that right, Pam Bondi?
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comparing the feeling I felt when we elected obama in 08 and the feeling I have now is just insanely depressing
February 13, 2026 at 11:33 PM
comparing the feeling I felt when we elected obama in 08 and the feeling I have now is just insanely depressing
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Maybe it will happen on President’s Day.
February 13, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Maybe it will happen on President’s Day.
Is it too much to ask to make this go viral?
February 14, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Is it too much to ask to make this go viral?
www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f... Of course CBS is keeping this guy on. CBS in it's current iteration is more start news than FOX. To fire him would mean admitting that paling around with Epstein was bad. Their OFFICIAL policy is, "It's not illegal to party with Epstein "
Peter Attia appears to be staying at CBS News despite Epstein communications
Staffers believe network has decided to retain Attia, who issued apology after inappropriate Epstein emails, as on-air analyst
www.theguardian.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:02 PM
www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f... Of course CBS is keeping this guy on. CBS in it's current iteration is more start news than FOX. To fire him would mean admitting that paling around with Epstein was bad. Their OFFICIAL policy is, "It's not illegal to party with Epstein "
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Same, Lady Gaga.
Same.
Same.
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Same, Lady Gaga.
Same.
Same.
I get your point, but you missed the great health potential to be found in bathing in sewage and eating aged roadkill.
MAHA: Eating a giant steak cooked in butter alongside beef tallow fries and washing it down with coffee spiked with butter
Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes
Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes
February 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I get your point, but you missed the great health potential to be found in bathing in sewage and eating aged roadkill.
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“Give us Barrabbus!” cried the Fortune 500.
February 13, 2026 at 3:46 PM
“Give us Barrabbus!” cried the Fortune 500.
www.theguardian.com/environment/... Musk is constantly violating the law. Should the United States survive in any recognizable form, he needs to be prosecuted just as constantly. When found guilty the judge MUST jail him, because what meaning could fines possibly hold for the richest man on earth?
‘A different set of rules’: thermal drone footage shows Musk’s AI power plant flouting clean air regulations
Images confirm xAI is continuing to defy EPA regulations in Mississippi to power its flagship datacenters
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:07 PM
www.theguardian.com/environment/... Musk is constantly violating the law. Should the United States survive in any recognizable form, he needs to be prosecuted just as constantly. When found guilty the judge MUST jail him, because what meaning could fines possibly hold for the richest man on earth?
As the rest of the world begins to penalize people connected to Epstein, the United States is making a statement that here in the USA, there are no consequences to being connected to the sex trafficking of children, up to and including organizers and clients.
February 13, 2026 at 2:39 PM
As the rest of the world begins to penalize people connected to Epstein, the United States is making a statement that here in the USA, there are no consequences to being connected to the sex trafficking of children, up to and including organizers and clients.
The name of this painting is "But Jesus, the Dow is over 50,000."
February 13, 2026 at 2:03 PM
The name of this painting is "But Jesus, the Dow is over 50,000."
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p... When MAGA says they are "Going after the worst of the worst", they are referring to Cabinet secretary recruitment.
RFK Jr. admits to snorting 'cocaine off of toilet seats'
Speaking on Theo Von's podcast, "This Past Weekend," the HHS secretary talked about his recovery from alcohol and substance abuse.
www.usatoday.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:40 PM
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p... When MAGA says they are "Going after the worst of the worst", they are referring to Cabinet secretary recruitment.
I'm trying to think of a way to say what I feel about Pam Bondi that does not have the potential to get me into trouble.
Nope.
Nope.
Uh... no, not that either.
I'm pretty sure it can't be done.
Nope.
Nope.
Uh... no, not that either.
I'm pretty sure it can't be done.
February 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I'm trying to think of a way to say what I feel about Pam Bondi that does not have the potential to get me into trouble.
Nope.
Nope.
Uh... no, not that either.
I'm pretty sure it can't be done.
Nope.
Nope.
Uh... no, not that either.
I'm pretty sure it can't be done.
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Ending this operation is not enough.
We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.
We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.
February 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Ending this operation is not enough.
We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.
We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.
So, the better the stock market gets, the less concerned we ought to be about children getting raped by an elite oligarch class. Do I have that right, Pam Bondi?
February 12, 2026 at 5:57 PM
So, the better the stock market gets, the less concerned we ought to be about children getting raped by an elite oligarch class. Do I have that right, Pam Bondi?
ICE is powerfully motivated to secure fascism in the USA, because if they do not, they are all working at the last job they will ever hold.
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
ICE is powerfully motivated to secure fascism in the USA, because if they do not, they are all working at the last job they will ever hold.
Barack Obama did not have a single Scandal. Clean as a damn whistle, articulate, intelligent, NOT suffering dementia. What do you think was "shitty" about him? And I had to quote post this because you made responding unavailable.
Have we simply tried having a not shitty person as president? Carter was the last one in my book.
February 12, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Barack Obama did not have a single Scandal. Clean as a damn whistle, articulate, intelligent, NOT suffering dementia. What do you think was "shitty" about him? And I had to quote post this because you made responding unavailable.
You have to conclude that Pam Bondi isn't opposed in practice to child rape. The entire question comes down to the rapist. What color is their skin? What is their gender? To which political party do they belong? Have they donated to Donald Trump? How much? How recently? There's a lot of nuance.
February 11, 2026 at 9:14 PM
You have to conclude that Pam Bondi isn't opposed in practice to child rape. The entire question comes down to the rapist. What color is their skin? What is their gender? To which political party do they belong? Have they donated to Donald Trump? How much? How recently? There's a lot of nuance.
If Pam Bondi wasn't going to hell prior to this hearing, she's certainly going there now.
February 11, 2026 at 7:40 PM
If Pam Bondi wasn't going to hell prior to this hearing, she's certainly going there now.
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Debacles with Iran, Canada, Gaza, Cuba, Venezuela, FAA, etc etc etc & WSJ P1 has a fawning “overhauling the Kennedy Center has become a fixation for Trump — no detail too small.” He’s a fraud who bankrupted casinos, FFS.
February 11, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Debacles with Iran, Canada, Gaza, Cuba, Venezuela, FAA, etc etc etc & WSJ P1 has a fawning “overhauling the Kennedy Center has become a fixation for Trump — no detail too small.” He’s a fraud who bankrupted casinos, FFS.
Serious question: Has Jeanine Pirro won even a single case since being appointed United States Attorney for DC?
February 11, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Serious question: Has Jeanine Pirro won even a single case since being appointed United States Attorney for DC?
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Here's an idea... Let's translate all of the Epstein files into Spanish so that the Republicans will finally be upset about them.
February 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Here's an idea... Let's translate all of the Epstein files into Spanish so that the Republicans will finally be upset about them.
This is the most Joyous thing I've seen since the half-time show.
February 10, 2026 at 2:41 PM
This is the most Joyous thing I've seen since the half-time show.
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury: “The United States government is engaged in an active coverup of the largest sex trafficking scandal & influence peddling scandal in the history of the United States — and Donald Trump is right at the center of it”
February 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Rep. Melanie Stansbury: “The United States government is engaged in an active coverup of the largest sex trafficking scandal & influence peddling scandal in the history of the United States — and Donald Trump is right at the center of it”
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Pardoned insurrectionists commit crimes at a higher rate than immigrants.
ALERT: Jan 6 riot defendant Chris Moynihan has pleaded GUILTY to charge of Aggravated Harassment in the 2nd Degree in New York for sending a text message in which he threatened Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) in 2025
Moynihan is latest pardoned rioter to plead guilty to new crime
Moynihan is latest pardoned rioter to plead guilty to new crime
February 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Pardoned insurrectionists commit crimes at a higher rate than immigrants.
From the Guardian, US edition; On e of the few media outlets that remains trustworthy and not under the controll of oligarchs beholden to Trump. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
ICE List: the small European website exposing US immigration agents
Netherlands-based site uses public information and tips to reveal identities of agents involved in crackdowns across US
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:29 PM
From the Guardian, US edition; On e of the few media outlets that remains trustworthy and not under the controll of oligarchs beholden to Trump. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...