When Michael Jordan felt boxed in by his success in basketball he tried baseball. When Gary Brooks became synonymous with country he created Chris Gaines. And when JK Rowling created the most successful kids books of all time she reinvented herself as a petty, weirdo transphobia influencer.

ADHD is wild because on the one hand you will never pay your bills on time and the laundry takes on a Sisyphean quality but on the other hand it grants you the ability to learn everything about a subject in six months and see The Pattern Linking All Things

Tonight I'm texting Nancy Pelosi and asking HER for $5

Mahmoud Khalil is finally home with his beautiful wife and newborn son.

Each one of the 104 days he spent detained was a grave injustice.

From the moment of his detention, @ccrjustice.org + @aclu.org engaged my office as we worked closely to help secure his release. They did remarkable work here.

This is not about the merits of Iran’s nuclear program. No president has the authority to bomb another country that does not pose an imminent threat to the US without the approval of Congress. This is an unambiguous impeachable offense.

Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

My personal fav on libertarians

I'm at the constitutional crisis / I'm at the collapsing economy / I'm at the ccccccombination constitutional crisis and collapsing economy

AOC: I was watching earlier today on TV, someone was saying, “Why are AOC and Bernie going to Idaho?”

I’ll give you one simple answer: It’s because you matter

they should invent a redo of saturday that is productive

every now and then i think about this exchange. one of the all time dumbass takes

the shift from “I never thought leopards would eat MY face” to “eat my face harder leopard daddy” must be studied

I've said this a million times but I'll say it again: the Dems constantly debating in public about whether to fight, and where to fight, and what language to use in fighting, and whether this is the right fight ... all of that just loudly broadcasts *weakness*, no matter what they conclude.

Kurt Vonnegut man

I blame George W. Bush. He softened America up to the idea that we could have someone stupid in the White House and things would still function.

no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good

Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too?

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The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.