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here against my will, god damn it
words cannot express the sheer disgust i feel when i go to start a new email at work and get the "let gemini ai write for you!!!" prompt like shut the FUCK up. i will literally never ask for this. i would kill you with hammers if i could
January 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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One of my favourite things anyone has ever said about art. You'll be missed, David. 🌹
January 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
this is almost certainly inviting people with literal rocks for brains into my replies but - the idea of hobi touring is incredible, i'm proud that he's amassed such a expansive and varied body of solo work and i'm sure it would be an amazing show. nonetheless:
January 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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been in 46 countries the last 10 months and pretty much all of them have had to fight to gain or keep their sovereignty more than Canada has, and in precisely none of them i got the vibe that it was a fun intellectual exercise and a time for erudite panel discussions
January 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Happy birthday #taehyung 💜
December 29, 2024 at 5:25 PM
happy birthday to ME!!!!! god jk i love you but bada lee is just so fucking hot i kinda can't look at anyone else tbhhhhh 😵‍💫
JUNGKOOOOOOOK🔥🔥🔥🔥 (From Bada Lee's IG! www.instagram.com/p/DD15ejPvpW6/)

I missed his dancing sm the POWER of it all

#BTS #Jungkook
December 21, 2024 at 8:17 PM
back with my favorite family member next to the christmas tree, favorite time of the year ACTIVATE
December 21, 2024 at 1:46 AM
waking up to see that somehow, inexplicably, jungkook did a karaoke live from his new full-ass noraebang room in his house while on leave from the military has filled me with such INSANE levels of emotion like what the fuck!!! is he allowed to do that!!!! BABY!!! 😭😭😭💜
December 18, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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You should only cover Santa Baby if you are actively down to, nay, if you actively WANT to fuck Santa Claus, which is exactly why Kim Taehyung should sing it. In this essay,
December 16, 2024 at 3:55 AM
a helpful workaround for all my fellow boycotters out there! 🫰
btw, i hadn't seen anyone mention it in a bit, but yewtu.be/ will let you view youtube videos without adding to the view count or hits at all. this means you can watch official content or listen to old playlists you might have saved without hybe getting ad revenue from you :)
December 12, 2024 at 2:13 AM
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vmin, canon au, enemies to lovers, dumpling incident
December 8, 2024 at 1:01 AM
is this the thing that actually gets me tearing up over yeontan passing? yeah i think so 😭
Yeontan the little pop star. Sending big love to Taehyung 💜 🥺
December 3, 2024 at 4:44 AM
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We’re always warm in par✘dise ❄️

#bts #btsfanart #taehyung #winterahead
November 29, 2024 at 5:45 PM
i am not really a stray kids person but i AM glad that it's that time of the year where i can listen to this absolute banger again youtu.be/57n4dZAPxNY?...
Stray Kids "Christmas EveL" M/V
YouTube video by JYP Entertainment
youtu.be
November 29, 2024 at 12:23 AM
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that’s his baby. 🐶🐾
November 27, 2024 at 10:58 AM
this thread DELIGHTS me, i love these silly men so dearly 💜
Min Yoongi’s 3-step guide to flirting:

1) Stare intently at the wall and deliver a compliment
2) Keep hand hovering within holding radius without actually touching
3) Present recent resume on fancy paper, with the accomplishments and awards section in a slightly bigger font than the rest
November 24, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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lover boy ❤️
this is still my fav art🥹🌈
November 22, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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Wake up babe a new "I called your tailor" dropped
November 22, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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BTS Things That Bring Me Joy #8: Maknae Puppy Pile Time...the most blessed time of all.
November 19, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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Stages of online friendship
- being insane about the same guy(s)
- exchange of kinks and/or fanfiction ideas
- oh right here’s my name
- anyway that’s why I have the mental problems I do
- lore you thought was obvious
- here’s my home address
- can you read my resume
November 19, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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November 18, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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#vmin 🤍🤍
November 18, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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The star and his first love💜

#namjoon #jungkook #namkookfanart
October 19, 2024 at 5:04 PM
will i ever not watch this video like 5 times in a row every time it shows up? ABSOLUTELY NOT. that's my fave little guy!!
grabbing the ancient texts from the Library of Alexandria before she burns 🫡
November 18, 2024 at 8:57 AM