Muscle Monkeh
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· Jul 15
The Seraph’s Blade is now available in paperback on Amazon! Journey from Yellowstone to San Francisco as an accidental hero seeks to find a home for a dangerous supernatural artifact.
CA: www.amazon.ca/dp/1069520438
US: www.amazon.com/dp/1069520438
UK: www.amazon.co.uk/dp/
CA: www.amazon.ca/dp/1069520438
US: www.amazon.com/dp/1069520438
UK: www.amazon.co.uk/dp/
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
We rounded up some undead troops. It’s time to confront Balthazar. (Please don’t kill me again) #gw2 #pof
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November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
We rounded up some undead troops. It’s time to confront Balthazar. (Please don’t kill me again) #gw2 #pof
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I was going to write this as an AI science fiction horror story but I guess there’s no need.
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
www.cnn.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I was going to write this as an AI science fiction horror story but I guess there’s no need.
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It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
DOGE was a scam to cover for unprecedented data harvesting/theft and undermining infrastructure.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
DOGE was a scam to cover for unprecedented data harvesting/theft and undermining infrastructure.
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having an emotional reaction to big straw wolf sculpture
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
having an emotional reaction to big straw wolf sculpture
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
Unhinged quote of the week:
“When I’m trying to make arguments in favor of Israel, I realize I’m talking through a wall of dead children.”
Former speech writer for Michelle Obama, Sarah Hurley, during her current book tour.
“When I’m trying to make arguments in favor of Israel, I realize I’m talking through a wall of dead children.”
Former speech writer for Michelle Obama, Sarah Hurley, during her current book tour.
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Unhinged quote of the week:
“When I’m trying to make arguments in favor of Israel, I realize I’m talking through a wall of dead children.”
Former speech writer for Michelle Obama, Sarah Hurley, during her current book tour.
“When I’m trying to make arguments in favor of Israel, I realize I’m talking through a wall of dead children.”
Former speech writer for Michelle Obama, Sarah Hurley, during her current book tour.
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BREAKING: Elon Musk has immediately disabled the "Account based in" feature on Twitter after more than 50% of the MAGA grifter accounts were found to be based outside of the US.
Most of the pro-Israel and MAGA propaganda accounts were being run from India.
Most of the pro-Israel and MAGA propaganda accounts were being run from India.
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 AM
BREAKING: Elon Musk has immediately disabled the "Account based in" feature on Twitter after more than 50% of the MAGA grifter accounts were found to be based outside of the US.
Most of the pro-Israel and MAGA propaganda accounts were being run from India.
Most of the pro-Israel and MAGA propaganda accounts were being run from India.
This gives you an idea of where the myth of mermaids/sirens singing comes from.
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This gives you an idea of where the myth of mermaids/sirens singing comes from.
Name a Black and White film:
Arsenic and Old Lace
Arsenic and Old Lace
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Name a Black and White film:
Arsenic and Old Lace
Arsenic and Old Lace
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Just to comment on the folks marveling that two random white idiots from Texas thought they could just show up in Haiti with guns and a few dozen hired hands and just enslave/rape everyone they saw unchallenged: They're not even the first white guys to think of it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights...
Knights of the Golden Circle - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Just to comment on the folks marveling that two random white idiots from Texas thought they could just show up in Haiti with guns and a few dozen hired hands and just enslave/rape everyone they saw unchallenged: They're not even the first white guys to think of it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights...
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Watch Steve Bannon's pawn and part-time Russian asset Jack Posobiec get wrecked by Zohran Mamdani without even trying for pushing a racist hoax about his tax policies.
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Watch Steve Bannon's pawn and part-time Russian asset Jack Posobiec get wrecked by Zohran Mamdani without even trying for pushing a racist hoax about his tax policies.
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lol whenever I hear that "reference is cheating" I feel safe to ignore that person's opinions about art from them on
I want to add the one that fucked me up: it's fine to use reference, it's not "cheating" or whatever
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
lol whenever I hear that "reference is cheating" I feel safe to ignore that person's opinions about art from them on
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Behind this important reversal is a member of the Coast Guard who saw what was happening and had the courage to leak it to the press. That person deserves serious praise.
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Behind this important reversal is a member of the Coast Guard who saw what was happening and had the courage to leak it to the press. That person deserves serious praise.
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the sooner most people realize white supremacy and rape culture are intertwined, the better. disgusting humans.
Gavin and Tanner, planned and trained for nearly a year, legal documents say, in an elaborate attempt to invade a Haitian island, kill its Black men, enslave its Black women and Black children and fulfill their "rape fantasies."
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
NTX men planned to murder men, enslave women on foreign island: Indictment
Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children.
www.fox4news.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
the sooner most people realize white supremacy and rape culture are intertwined, the better. disgusting humans.
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This is too good 💯💯💯😳😳😳
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 AM
This is too good 💯💯💯😳😳😳
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This week, I withdrew from a speaking engagement at a public university because they sent me a list of prohibited “words & concepts.” I will not humor this censorship. It does a disservice to the stories I’m discussing & the audience, who deserve unfettered access to information & conversation.
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This week, I withdrew from a speaking engagement at a public university because they sent me a list of prohibited “words & concepts.” I will not humor this censorship. It does a disservice to the stories I’m discussing & the audience, who deserve unfettered access to information & conversation.
I died but I got better! No Joko! Balthy is going to be SO surprised. #gw2 #pof
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November 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I died but I got better! No Joko! Balthy is going to be SO surprised. #gw2 #pof
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NEW — Today, Cook County became the first county in the U.S. to establish permanent funding for guaranteed income at the county level.
The Cook County Board of Commissioners approved $7.5 million for the program through its FY 2026 budget, which totals $10.12 billion.
thetriibe.com/2025/11/cook...
The Cook County Board of Commissioners approved $7.5 million for the program through its FY 2026 budget, which totals $10.12 billion.
thetriibe.com/2025/11/cook...
Cook County becomes the first county in the US to establish permanent funding for guaranteed income • The TRiiBE
On Thursday, the Cook County Board of Commissioners approved the FY 2026 budget, which includes $7.5 million to fund the county’s guaranteed basic income program.
thetriibe.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
NEW — Today, Cook County became the first county in the U.S. to establish permanent funding for guaranteed income at the county level.
The Cook County Board of Commissioners approved $7.5 million for the program through its FY 2026 budget, which totals $10.12 billion.
thetriibe.com/2025/11/cook...
The Cook County Board of Commissioners approved $7.5 million for the program through its FY 2026 budget, which totals $10.12 billion.
thetriibe.com/2025/11/cook...
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CHICAGO RISE THE FUCK UP
NEW — Today, Cook County became the first county in the U.S. to establish permanent funding for guaranteed income at the county level.
The Cook County Board of Commissioners approved $7.5 million for the program through its FY 2026 budget, which totals $10.12 billion.
thetriibe.com/2025/11/cook...
The Cook County Board of Commissioners approved $7.5 million for the program through its FY 2026 budget, which totals $10.12 billion.
thetriibe.com/2025/11/cook...
Cook County becomes the first county in the US to establish permanent funding for guaranteed income • The TRiiBE
On Thursday, the Cook County Board of Commissioners approved the FY 2026 budget, which includes $7.5 million to fund the county’s guaranteed basic income program.
thetriibe.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
CHICAGO RISE THE FUCK UP
If there is one positive thing I can say about gen AI is that a whole lot of people are learning how to craft a proper (complete) specifications and requirements document.
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If there is one positive thing I can say about gen AI is that a whole lot of people are learning how to craft a proper (complete) specifications and requirements document.
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This racist monster isn't even pretending to talk about citizenship here any longer - he's celebrating foreign-born people losing work REGARDLESS of citizenship.
The Republican Party under Trump is a blatantly white supremacist institution and no Republican deserves your vote.
The Republican Party under Trump is a blatantly white supremacist institution and no Republican deserves your vote.
Wow. Stephen Miller and the White House political operation are now openly, explicitly celebrating the fact that *legally* present immigrants have lost their jobs:
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This racist monster isn't even pretending to talk about citizenship here any longer - he's celebrating foreign-born people losing work REGARDLESS of citizenship.
The Republican Party under Trump is a blatantly white supremacist institution and no Republican deserves your vote.
The Republican Party under Trump is a blatantly white supremacist institution and no Republican deserves your vote.
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“The Department of Education said what now? Nursing is ‘no longer a professional degree’? Tell that to the nurses who kept this country alive while half of Washington was playing political cosplay.
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
“The Department of Education said what now? Nursing is ‘no longer a professional degree’? Tell that to the nurses who kept this country alive while half of Washington was playing political cosplay.
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The resemblance to AI tech bros is so uncanny!!
(Game: Amanda the Adventurer 3)
(Game: Amanda the Adventurer 3)
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The resemblance to AI tech bros is so uncanny!!
(Game: Amanda the Adventurer 3)
(Game: Amanda the Adventurer 3)