🇨🇦 Art V. Svartsson M.D.
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🇨🇦 Art V. Svartsson M.D.
@muggedforhisjs.bsky.social
Non racist MMA fan and professional illustrator

Proverbs 30:26
Hyraxes are creatures of little power, yet they make their home in the crags.
Pinned
Many miles away, in a dark New Brunswick lake...
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In the new Naked Gun there’s an MMA fight and the sponsors on the canvas include NPR.

I’ve been thinking about that off and on since I saw the movie three days ago. It’s a very good joke.
August 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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July 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
AIN'T NO WAY

THE BLACK BEAST CANNOT LOSE TO THESE BRAZILIAN CAB DRIVERS

#ufc #mma
July 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
HOLY SHIT Valter Walker might be the real deal. Surprised he was the underdog.

3 heel hooks in a row, at heavyweight, by Johnny Walker's little brother??? What is happening???

#mma #ufc
July 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
God damn the random fight night prelims are on fire (I don't care if they were 400 to 1 favourites)

#ufc #mma
July 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
it's crazy how much better the commentary on random fight nights is than ppvs.

Give me Laura Sanko over Joe Rogan squealing about leg kicks while he's half in the bag by 7pm, any day of the week.

#ufc #mma
July 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Oh no, Bryce Mitchell is dead. Anyway,
April 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
More designs for my animation project. Maybe this will develop into something?
April 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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That one time at band camp…
April 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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When you show up at Agincourt but you brought the wrong bow.
April 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Useful thing to bear in mind is that quite a high proportion of bad online leftist takes are coming from literal teenagers.
April 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Sometimes AI is a blessing
April 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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My favourite was when MMA media folks were taste-testing McGregor's whiskey. Guys who cover fist fighting for a living being like 'I'm tasting floral notes and a smooth finish.'
Remember that one day the UFC put out its NFTs and MMA media people were all like “whoa, check out this foil Ryan Spann I got!”
April 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Is there no safe port in this storm?
April 7, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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maybe the Raptor should've been more gentle with it
April 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
"America isn't a country it's two continents" I say. Everyone claps as I rise to accept my gold medal in being pedantic.
April 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
60% of Ben Stiller's bluesky posts are exactly this. Absolute legend.
April 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Why am I dizzy. The deep state poisoned my subway sandwich
April 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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People LOVED their factory jobs back in the 60s / 70s.

That's why there were so many songs about how they wanted to stay on the production line for all time and never, ever leave their hometown.
April 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I wonder what my old friend the Chicken Man is up to these days. Does he still live in Philly? I hope he’s doing okay. Now to relax and listen to this new Bruce Springsteen album
April 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Give it a few more weeks and Greenland is going to make an offer to buy the U.S.
April 5, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Really hoping RFK jr somehow teams up with Hegseth to mandate the carnivore diet and morning ice bowl face plunges for the military, and the main cause of veteran disability becomes scurvy.
March 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM