tongue jelqing videos
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I like sparkling mineral water, baked goods, board games, vintage computers, and other nerd shit
He/him
He/him
the person he's texting is steve bannon lol
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
the person he's texting is steve bannon lol
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RodCon 2025 had epic SoCal Rod Berry Train vibes 🚂 Repost if you agree 🏝️
September 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
RodCon 2025 had epic SoCal Rod Berry Train vibes 🚂 Repost if you agree 🏝️
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Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!
September 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!
This may be surprising but the penismeg batteries are not very good
July 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
This may be surprising but the penismeg batteries are not very good
I've got chronic brain insufficiency
July 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I've got chronic brain insufficiency
I want a 5th season of Eastbound and Down where he's playing in Japan
July 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I want a 5th season of Eastbound and Down where he's playing in Japan
we don't get healthcare we don't get public transit we just get cages
July 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
we don't get healthcare we don't get public transit we just get cages
It's amazing. I put my hands over my eyes and the big human disappears from my mortal plane. I remove my hands and he magically re-appears in front of me!!
May 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
It's amazing. I put my hands over my eyes and the big human disappears from my mortal plane. I remove my hands and he magically re-appears in front of me!!
Just cut up a papaya that looked miserable I thought it was going to be rotten but it's perfect! Every day is a blessing 🙏
April 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Just cut up a papaya that looked miserable I thought it was going to be rotten but it's perfect! Every day is a blessing 🙏
When Guys collide
April 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
When Guys collide
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if you subscribe to the NYT for the cooking section, stop right now. cancel it. there are better, easier, tastier recipes on tiktok, all absolutely free
March 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
if you subscribe to the NYT for the cooking section, stop right now. cancel it. there are better, easier, tastier recipes on tiktok, all absolutely free
I'm at the grocery store and some older lady is listening to MikeZero on her phone at full volume in the dairy aisle @murderxbryan.bsky.social
March 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I'm at the grocery store and some older lady is listening to MikeZero on her phone at full volume in the dairy aisle @murderxbryan.bsky.social
wirecutter has outgrown their usefulness, they're no ATK
Wrote about Potato Chips and how vehemently I disagree on a spiritual level with The Wirecutter’s pick for Best Plain Potato Chip. aftermath.site/the-best-pla...
The Wirecutter Is Wrong About The Best Plain Potato Chip - Aftermath
The Wirecutter has selected the Amazon Fresh brand as their winner for the Best Plain Potato Chip. This is spiritually wrong.
aftermath.site
March 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
wirecutter has outgrown their usefulness, they're no ATK
Hey if you live in California I suggest leaving a message for Newscum letting him know he's a despicable piece of trash
www.gov.ca.gov/contact/
www.gov.ca.gov/contact/
March 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Hey if you live in California I suggest leaving a message for Newscum letting him know he's a despicable piece of trash
www.gov.ca.gov/contact/
www.gov.ca.gov/contact/
I have to give credit where credit is due. I've given Yum! Brands a lot of shit for their stewardship of Taco Bell the past few years but the new items this month are all bangers, and some smart innovations with the ingredients and tools they already have.
February 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I have to give credit where credit is due. I've given Yum! Brands a lot of shit for their stewardship of Taco Bell the past few years but the new items this month are all bangers, and some smart innovations with the ingredients and tools they already have.
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Just days after Trump returned to the White House, Instagram is censoring abortion content. This is what Aid Access' account looks like right now - posts about how to get abortion medication has been blurred out.
January 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Just days after Trump returned to the White House, Instagram is censoring abortion content. This is what Aid Access' account looks like right now - posts about how to get abortion medication has been blurred out.
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My dear friends Budd Anthony Diaz and Blair Gorman could use some help after getting displaced by the SoCal fires. Give if you can.
My friend @raft.bsky.social made this graphic that helps.
My friend @raft.bsky.social made this graphic that helps.
January 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
My dear friends Budd Anthony Diaz and Blair Gorman could use some help after getting displaced by the SoCal fires. Give if you can.
My friend @raft.bsky.social made this graphic that helps.
My friend @raft.bsky.social made this graphic that helps.
uphelp.org/disaster-rec... this is great but I wish they had it in other languages
2025 California Wildfires - Insurance Claim and Recovery Help - United Policyholders
Palisades Fire Home Insurance and Wildfire Recovery Help Resources. Los Angeles County Wildfire Recovery Help. First Steps After a Wildfire.
uphelp.org
January 11, 2025 at 6:29 AM
uphelp.org/disaster-rec... this is great but I wish they had it in other languages
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kinda feel like the Bsky team won't listen to trans users about this, so I'll say it as a Cis Person: I don't want Jesse Singal on here spreading his lying hateful "just asking questions" bullshit. he is not acting in good faith, he causes active harm, and he adds nothing worthwhile to this platform
December 7, 2024 at 8:33 PM
kinda feel like the Bsky team won't listen to trans users about this, so I'll say it as a Cis Person: I don't want Jesse Singal on here spreading his lying hateful "just asking questions" bullshit. he is not acting in good faith, he causes active harm, and he adds nothing worthwhile to this platform
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phew here he comes, big brian t. the top dawg. thought he was going to be late to the presentation but hes right on time. oh sweet, he brought along a mysterious companion that is approaching swiftly from the darkness
December 4, 2024 at 5:44 PM
phew here he comes, big brian t. the top dawg. thought he was going to be late to the presentation but hes right on time. oh sweet, he brought along a mysterious companion that is approaching swiftly from the darkness
