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@muffinparty.jedisex.com
200 followers 340 following 230 posts
I like sparkling mineral water, baked goods, board games, vintage computers, and other nerd shit

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A google maps review: "Very good food and great service. When i went the operator was watching Ip Man 4 on a big tv in the middle of the restaurant but the food tasted really good so it was okay that he did that."
December 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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the person he's texting is steve bannon lol
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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This may be surprising but the penismeg batteries are not very good
2 AAA batteries with the brand name Penesamig
July 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Do you see starbursts at night on the astigmatism eye? That's the easiest way to tell if it's fixed
Normal/astigmatism example
May 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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They definitely added it to the default prompt for Grok so it just relates everything to white genocide now lol
Grok talking about white genocide in response to a question about Manchester United
May 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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When Guys collide
Korn hot sauce
April 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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aliexpress listing for $89.90 insoles named "stepping on poop feeling sports running insole"
March 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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have you tried these out? oh I want to be in utz country again
a bag of utz dark russet chips
March 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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I think she rocks actually
a tweet from angelabelcamino: " I personally feel braids are ONLY for minority women (I’m Italian) like myself and not for white girls."
March 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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A picture of a dumbass
February 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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a photo of Governor Pritzker
January 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Screenshot of a site that says "Charly, DJ, creative director, and founder, launched her vegan smoking brand on Pietra"
December 1, 2024 at 4:18 AM
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a tiktok video from 4ourlpay.com of a couple looking at each other affectionately with the text "When people say we need to stop making swinging lifestyle content and get a real job"
April 11, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Fieri the Guy
Click bait article titled "The Tragedy of Guy Fieri Just Gets Sadder and Sadder"
February 29, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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Jordan B Peterson tweeting a link to a news article but he doesn't realize that Twitter doesn't show link previews anymore so it's just a tweet from him saying "Lock up your daughters" with a photo of him
December 14, 2023 at 11:18 PM
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Woke garbage
Bing chatbot asking me to respect its boundaries and refusing to generate an innocuous image of a hand covered in a milky white fluid
December 8, 2023 at 6:50 PM
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new muppets is wack
August 24, 2023 at 1:41 AM
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TW Today's Water
Left hand holding a big cold bottle of Vichy Catalan sparkling mineral water
August 17, 2023 at 11:29 PM
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TW Today's Water
A disembodied hand holding a bottle of Abatilles sparkling mineral water
August 15, 2023 at 10:43 PM
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is it okay for me to eat at the high-end LA pasta chain that flies in their pasta from Italy every day if I drive my Tesla there?
All of the pasta served at Uovo is handmade daily in Bologna, Italy, overnighted to Los Angeles, and priced under $20. “Uovo is the only restaurant outside of Italy that handmakes its own fresh pasta in Italy,” co-founder Carlo Massimini tells Eater in an email. “It’s just like the pasta I grew up eating in Italy.”
August 12, 2023 at 2:52 PM
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another day in dystopia (LA)
An intersection with a sign that says "Right turns YIELD to pedestrians; in memory of Aidan Tan"
August 10, 2023 at 11:53 PM
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babe what's wrong? you barely touched your can of fritos
A lineup of canned versions of doritos, rold gold pretzels, fritos, and cheetos. They are in soda cans. I don't know why.
August 8, 2023 at 4:48 AM
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TW Today's Water
A hand holding a cold glass bottle labeled Jermuk sparkling mineral water
August 4, 2023 at 2:30 AM
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I'm back
A hand holding an ice cold glass bottle of Fiuggi sparkling mineral water
August 3, 2023 at 1:38 AM