Maria Teresa
@mtromano.bsky.social
Friendly witch. Bronx, Italian, chihuahua lover. she/her
Just assumed she rizzed up everyone bc she knew she could.
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Just assumed she rizzed up everyone bc she knew she could.
Tell me about the women 35 and over who've never achieved what they were capable of bc they had to be caregivers, or struggled to be taken seriously until it was too much, or ignored bc they didn't fit the conventional model. Talk to me about them.
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Tell me about the women 35 and over who've never achieved what they were capable of bc they had to be caregivers, or struggled to be taken seriously until it was too much, or ignored bc they didn't fit the conventional model. Talk to me about them.
I have a crush on Tiki's mom. (If you understand this, you're my people.)
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I have a crush on Tiki's mom. (If you understand this, you're my people.)
We saw you across the room and wondered if you desired being desired as much as we desire you.
November 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
We saw you across the room and wondered if you desired being desired as much as we desire you.
@heyalicia.bsky.social what birthday dessert did you decide to make?
November 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
@heyalicia.bsky.social what birthday dessert did you decide to make?
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
The day you wake up and only want to eat foods that look like Christmas tree ornaments.
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The day you wake up and only want to eat foods that look like Christmas tree ornaments.
The way my nervous system reset every time he was on screen. It was magic.
“You’re not breathing” is a precursor to “Ocean waves,” and they mean the same thing: Fight, but take care of yourself, because the struggle is long, and if you let it destroy you, they win.
PTA shut down production and ballooned the budget on this movie so he could cast Benicio del Toro, and the very first shot of him instantly proves it was worth it
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The way my nervous system reset every time he was on screen. It was magic.
I was thinking this guy, who is not Irish, doesn't look like Jason Isaacs, and isn't that smooshy. He's the guy I have in my head as the protagonist for these Irish mysteries I've been reading. Thanks for trying to translate my vague description.
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I was thinking this guy, who is not Irish, doesn't look like Jason Isaacs, and isn't that smooshy. He's the guy I have in my head as the protagonist for these Irish mysteries I've been reading. Thanks for trying to translate my vague description.
I'm thinking of an actor who looks like a younger Jason Isaacs, possibly Irish, smoosh faced. But I possibly made him up. If you figure it out, I will send you cookies.
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I'm thinking of an actor who looks like a younger Jason Isaacs, possibly Irish, smoosh faced. But I possibly made him up. If you figure it out, I will send you cookies.
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
I hope the ghost of Nora Ephron is haunting that dude.
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I hope the ghost of Nora Ephron is haunting that dude.
Honestly, this brain should only be used for:
1. Scaling cookie recipes
2. Choosing the right lingerie for a date
3. Singing the harmony of Beach Boys' songs
1. Scaling cookie recipes
2. Choosing the right lingerie for a date
3. Singing the harmony of Beach Boys' songs
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Honestly, this brain should only be used for:
1. Scaling cookie recipes
2. Choosing the right lingerie for a date
3. Singing the harmony of Beach Boys' songs
1. Scaling cookie recipes
2. Choosing the right lingerie for a date
3. Singing the harmony of Beach Boys' songs
I whined less about a permanent (3 months after many appeals) ban from Twitter for a joke in the voice of friend's cat said to my friend during the pandemic when that hell site was a lifeline. I was mad but I never joked about violence again.
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I whined less about a permanent (3 months after many appeals) ban from Twitter for a joke in the voice of friend's cat said to my friend during the pandemic when that hell site was a lifeline. I was mad but I never joked about violence again.
My little dog is crying, mom has an early medical appointment that I have to take her to before work, I have to fight with my boss over something we've been fighting over since January, it's Friday, and I have no bagels or access to any. I have failed.
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 AM
My little dog is crying, mom has an early medical appointment that I have to take her to before work, I have to fight with my boss over something we've been fighting over since January, it's Friday, and I have no bagels or access to any. I have failed.
I'm wearing pleather trousers and my car seats are leather. So, thank you, universe, for setting me up so the person I wanted to see me as cool and poised watched me fight for my life getting out of my car.
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I'm wearing pleather trousers and my car seats are leather. So, thank you, universe, for setting me up so the person I wanted to see me as cool and poised watched me fight for my life getting out of my car.
I'm procrastinating from work with a list of work to do at home this weekend. Please tell me about a delight you've experienced.
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I'm procrastinating from work with a list of work to do at home this weekend. Please tell me about a delight you've experienced.
If you need it, even if you just want it, every day can be Emergency Bagel Day.
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If you need it, even if you just want it, every day can be Emergency Bagel Day.
I waited too long to buy the perfect gift and now it's out of stock and I'm a terrible friend.
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I waited too long to buy the perfect gift and now it's out of stock and I'm a terrible friend.
Every day is a month long.
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Every day is a month long.
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We have some good neighbors.
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We have some good neighbors.
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This is Goose. His stick didn't fit through the door at first. But Goose believed in himself, and more importantly, so did his doorman. 13/10 (TT: bigstickgoose)
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This is Goose. His stick didn't fit through the door at first. But Goose believed in himself, and more importantly, so did his doorman. 13/10 (TT: bigstickgoose)
Mayor Adams, genius: You wanted free busses, so I freed the busses.
Why is NYC sending so many busses to the Midwest? bsky.app/profile/jcru...
NYC bus on the Ohio Turnpike outside Toledo. The front says NOT IN SERVICE
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Mayor Adams, genius: You wanted free busses, so I freed the busses.
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Shout out to everyone completely demoralized about the state of the world who still manages to get out of bed each morning.
And shout out to you, too if you’re still in bed. This shit is hard. Talk to your friends and neighbors. They’re going though it too, which is both terrifying and comforting.
And shout out to you, too if you’re still in bed. This shit is hard. Talk to your friends and neighbors. They’re going though it too, which is both terrifying and comforting.
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Shout out to everyone completely demoralized about the state of the world who still manages to get out of bed each morning.
And shout out to you, too if you’re still in bed. This shit is hard. Talk to your friends and neighbors. They’re going though it too, which is both terrifying and comforting.
And shout out to you, too if you’re still in bed. This shit is hard. Talk to your friends and neighbors. They’re going though it too, which is both terrifying and comforting.
Listening to two Irish mysteries set during The Troubles,written by different people and read by the same narrator, was maybe a mistake?
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Listening to two Irish mysteries set during The Troubles,written by different people and read by the same narrator, was maybe a mistake?