Maria Teresa
@mtromano.bsky.social
Friendly witch. Bronx, Italian, chihuahua lover. she/her
Soft launching seasonal depression by posting what I see from under my comforter.
January 19, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Soft launching seasonal depression by posting what I see from under my comforter.
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Even when you delete Twitter for 2 years, your brain still generates a tweet every 8 minutes or so. You just don’t have anywhere to put it, so eventually the tweet gets reabsorbed by your brainstem.
Can’t be healthy.
Can’t be healthy.
November 15, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Even when you delete Twitter for 2 years, your brain still generates a tweet every 8 minutes or so. You just don’t have anywhere to put it, so eventually the tweet gets reabsorbed by your brainstem.
Can’t be healthy.
Can’t be healthy.
Kitchen Time! Pumpkin muffins, work brownies, egg bites, sheet pan lasagna. Plus 12 other chores. Italian music. Long day's journey into sads.
January 18, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Kitchen Time! Pumpkin muffins, work brownies, egg bites, sheet pan lasagna. Plus 12 other chores. Italian music. Long day's journey into sads.
I'm having so much trouble with getting out for Pignoli's morning walk. We've been up for an hour and I do not want.
January 18, 2026 at 11:33 AM
I'm having so much trouble with getting out for Pignoli's morning walk. We've been up for an hour and I do not want.
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Blogged about something that has vexed me my whole life. Why is there no comfortable reading position??? How have we not figured this out!!!
January 17, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Blogged about something that has vexed me my whole life. Why is there no comfortable reading position??? How have we not figured this out!!!
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You come to me, on this, the day of my daughter’s rotisserie
January 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
You come to me, on this, the day of my daughter’s rotisserie
Maybe it's because I yearn for tenderness more than anything else, but Amy's chat with Aubrey Plaza was so achingly tender. Aubrey had a contractual duty to promote a movie, and Amy's took care of it and her.
The comedy interview podcast has become an award-winning source of bliss. It couldn't have come at a better time.
The vital joy of Amy Poehler's "Good Hang"
The comedy interview podcast has become an award-winning source of bliss. It couldn't have come at a better time.
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January 16, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Maybe it's because I yearn for tenderness more than anything else, but Amy's chat with Aubrey Plaza was so achingly tender. Aubrey had a contractual duty to promote a movie, and Amy's took care of it and her.
Thursday by The Cure:
I don't care about you
Doesn't even start
Never looking back
Watch the walls instead
I don't care about you
Doesn't even start
I don't care about you
Doesn't even start
Never looking back
Watch the walls instead
I don't care about you
Doesn't even start
January 15, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Thursday by The Cure:
I don't care about you
Doesn't even start
Never looking back
Watch the walls instead
I don't care about you
Doesn't even start
I don't care about you
Doesn't even start
Never looking back
Watch the walls instead
I don't care about you
Doesn't even start
I'm looking for prints for my drab office walls and there's so much ai garbage out there that I'm going to end up with the same Van Gogh that's hung in my offices for 30 years.
January 14, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I'm looking for prints for my drab office walls and there's so much ai garbage out there that I'm going to end up with the same Van Gogh that's hung in my offices for 30 years.
What if, stick with me here, things weren't so terrible?
January 13, 2026 at 10:18 PM
What if, stick with me here, things weren't so terrible?
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Tfw your childhood pediatricians reunite to tell you that you have osteoporosis
January 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Tfw your childhood pediatricians reunite to tell you that you have osteoporosis
Of anyone can tell me the last name of my fifth grade bully, I'd like to Google him tonight. I keep thinking its Vinny D'Onofrio.
January 11, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Of anyone can tell me the last name of my fifth grade bully, I'd like to Google him tonight. I keep thinking its Vinny D'Onofrio.
Black sesame paste in my noodles was a bad idea. Brain won't let me eat my lunch.
January 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Black sesame paste in my noodles was a bad idea. Brain won't let me eat my lunch.
Just learned that Michael McDonald and his wife, Amy Holland, have been married since 1983 and that old people can be hot.
January 5, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Just learned that Michael McDonald and his wife, Amy Holland, have been married since 1983 and that old people can be hot.
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someone should invent a chore that is done permanently once you do the chore
December 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
someone should invent a chore that is done permanently once you do the chore
Happy first Sunday of 2026. I'm managing my fear ad loathing by making bread and cookies and prepping egg bites and Dan Dan noodles. Some cleaning/resetting to follow. What are you up to?
January 4, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Happy first Sunday of 2026. I'm managing my fear ad loathing by making bread and cookies and prepping egg bites and Dan Dan noodles. Some cleaning/resetting to follow. What are you up to?
Only way through is by dissociating.
January 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Only way through is by dissociating.
What I'm learning from the hockey show is that "fuck you" is how you should respond to your situationship.
January 3, 2026 at 3:14 AM
What I'm learning from the hockey show is that "fuck you" is how you should respond to your situationship.
How dare next week be 5 workdays?
January 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
How dare next week be 5 workdays?
This is to Italian culture what Mr Brightside is to white American culture. But also, wtf, she's practically in blackface?
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Sanremohistory on Instagram: "#Sanremo1981 - 5° posto - Ricchi e Poveri - "Sarà perché ti amo"
Siamo alla canzone quinta classificata al Festival di Sanremo 1981, ed eccoci ai Ricchi e Poveri con "Sa...
650 likes, 44 comments - sanremohistory on January 1, 2026: "#Sanremo1981 - 5° posto - Ricchi e Poveri - "Sarà perché ti amo"
Siamo alla canzone quinta classificata al Festival di Sanremo 1981, ed ec...
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January 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
This is to Italian culture what Mr Brightside is to white American culture. But also, wtf, she's practically in blackface?
www.instagram.com/reel/DS-ZA7Y...
www.instagram.com/reel/DS-ZA7Y...
Why is every charming Italian-American influencer also a right wing, anti-immigrant idiot?
January 2, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Why is every charming Italian-American influencer also a right wing, anti-immigrant idiot?
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Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
January 2, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
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Mad at me about the weather.
Gorton’s angriest little fisherman.
Gorton’s angriest little fisherman.
January 1, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Mad at me about the weather.
Gorton’s angriest little fisherman.
Gorton’s angriest little fisherman.
1st lesson of 2026: I just got reminded that one of my sliding doors moments wouldn't have ended in happily ever after either. I just wanted him to pick me, and he never did/never would.
January 2, 2026 at 12:13 AM
1st lesson of 2026: I just got reminded that one of my sliding doors moments wouldn't have ended in happily ever after either. I just wanted him to pick me, and he never did/never would.
How has the Chopped prize remained $10,000 over 147 seasons, 20 years, and a restaurant crisis?
January 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
How has the Chopped prize remained $10,000 over 147 seasons, 20 years, and a restaurant crisis?