Maria Teresa
@mtromano.bsky.social
Friendly witch. Bronx, Italian, chihuahua lover. she/her
I hope the ghost of Nora Ephron is haunting that dude.
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I hope the ghost of Nora Ephron is haunting that dude.
Honestly, this brain should only be used for:
1. Scaling cookie recipes
2. Choosing the right lingerie for a date
3. Singing the harmony of Beach Boys' songs
1. Scaling cookie recipes
2. Choosing the right lingerie for a date
3. Singing the harmony of Beach Boys' songs
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Honestly, this brain should only be used for:
1. Scaling cookie recipes
2. Choosing the right lingerie for a date
3. Singing the harmony of Beach Boys' songs
1. Scaling cookie recipes
2. Choosing the right lingerie for a date
3. Singing the harmony of Beach Boys' songs
I whined less about a permanent (3 months after many appeals) ban from Twitter for a joke in the voice of friend's cat said to my friend during the pandemic when that hell site was a lifeline. I was mad but I never joked about violence again.
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I whined less about a permanent (3 months after many appeals) ban from Twitter for a joke in the voice of friend's cat said to my friend during the pandemic when that hell site was a lifeline. I was mad but I never joked about violence again.
My little dog is crying, mom has an early medical appointment that I have to take her to before work, I have to fight with my boss over something we've been fighting over since January, it's Friday, and I have no bagels or access to any. I have failed.
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 AM
My little dog is crying, mom has an early medical appointment that I have to take her to before work, I have to fight with my boss over something we've been fighting over since January, it's Friday, and I have no bagels or access to any. I have failed.
I'm wearing pleather trousers and my car seats are leather. So, thank you, universe, for setting me up so the person I wanted to see me as cool and poised watched me fight for my life getting out of my car.
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I'm wearing pleather trousers and my car seats are leather. So, thank you, universe, for setting me up so the person I wanted to see me as cool and poised watched me fight for my life getting out of my car.
I'm procrastinating from work with a list of work to do at home this weekend. Please tell me about a delight you've experienced.
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I'm procrastinating from work with a list of work to do at home this weekend. Please tell me about a delight you've experienced.
If you need it, even if you just want it, every day can be Emergency Bagel Day.
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If you need it, even if you just want it, every day can be Emergency Bagel Day.
I waited too long to buy the perfect gift and now it's out of stock and I'm a terrible friend.
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I waited too long to buy the perfect gift and now it's out of stock and I'm a terrible friend.
Every day is a month long.
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Every day is a month long.
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We have some good neighbors.
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We have some good neighbors.
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This is Goose. His stick didn't fit through the door at first. But Goose believed in himself, and more importantly, so did his doorman. 13/10 (TT: bigstickgoose)
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This is Goose. His stick didn't fit through the door at first. But Goose believed in himself, and more importantly, so did his doorman. 13/10 (TT: bigstickgoose)
Mayor Adams, genius: You wanted free busses, so I freed the busses.
Why is NYC sending so many busses to the Midwest? bsky.app/profile/jcru...
NYC bus on the Ohio Turnpike outside Toledo. The front says NOT IN SERVICE
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Mayor Adams, genius: You wanted free busses, so I freed the busses.
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Shout out to everyone completely demoralized about the state of the world who still manages to get out of bed each morning.
And shout out to you, too if you’re still in bed. This shit is hard. Talk to your friends and neighbors. They’re going though it too, which is both terrifying and comforting.
And shout out to you, too if you’re still in bed. This shit is hard. Talk to your friends and neighbors. They’re going though it too, which is both terrifying and comforting.
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Shout out to everyone completely demoralized about the state of the world who still manages to get out of bed each morning.
And shout out to you, too if you’re still in bed. This shit is hard. Talk to your friends and neighbors. They’re going though it too, which is both terrifying and comforting.
And shout out to you, too if you’re still in bed. This shit is hard. Talk to your friends and neighbors. They’re going though it too, which is both terrifying and comforting.
Listening to two Irish mysteries set during The Troubles,written by different people and read by the same narrator, was maybe a mistake?
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Listening to two Irish mysteries set during The Troubles,written by different people and read by the same narrator, was maybe a mistake?
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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
Warren Zevon's The Wind and his final appearance on Dave Letterman has taught me so much about life and grace in death. Even if you're not a fan, he will sink into you.
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Warren Zevon's The Wind and his final appearance on Dave Letterman has taught me so much about life and grace in death. Even if you're not a fan, he will sink into you.
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Here it is. David Letterman inducting Warren Zevon. The whole thing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJks...
Warren Zevon Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony (Full David Letterman Speech)
YouTube video by Cool Music For Cool Guys
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November 12, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Here it is. David Letterman inducting Warren Zevon. The whole thing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJks...
You put a potato in your sock; I put a potato in my pocket. We are not the same.
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
You put a potato in your sock; I put a potato in my pocket. We are not the same.
The best season is little dogs with big sticks who clear the pathway with confidence season.
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The best season is little dogs with big sticks who clear the pathway with confidence season.
Got halfway through a paragraph about Patti and Fred Smith and had to have a cry.
November 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Got halfway through a paragraph about Patti and Fred Smith and had to have a cry.
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Had occasion, as one does, to think on Shakespeare's sonnets this morning, which called to mind this bit of absolute gorgeousness from Judi Dench. In case you need some beauty: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XKS...
Judi Dench - Sonnet 29 - 'When, in disgrace with fortune and men's eyes' - 4K
YouTube video by Shakespeare Network
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November 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Had occasion, as one does, to think on Shakespeare's sonnets this morning, which called to mind this bit of absolute gorgeousness from Judi Dench. In case you need some beauty: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XKS...
Why were you late, MT?
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with the words highway was jammed with broken heroes
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with the words highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive.
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November 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Why were you late, MT?
Dude in the car in front of me was watching porn on his dashboard mounted phone.
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Dude in the car in front of me was watching porn on his dashboard mounted phone.
That pasta you thought was imported? American.
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
That pasta you thought was imported? American.
Are we counting up or down on an Advent calendar?
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Are we counting up or down on an Advent calendar?