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matt n
@msnelson.bsky.social
star trek, dsa (ebdsa), despair. once and future podcaster. rust belt excellence
I’m deleting this account by Saturday, DM if you want to figure out a way to stay on touch.
October 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
i've been kinda surprised by my friends' reaction to bluesky's shittiness. i know it's not as easy as that but you can delete your account here. we gotta figure out how to relate to each other without social media. we have to. we can't keep doing this. you don't need any of this
October 7, 2025 at 7:53 AM
i don't know who needs to hear this but i feel the need to say it: the MATRIX isn't that far off; social media does keep us in a digital cage where we're being harvested for AI and interactions and engagement and content and we should probably smash all that shit. fuck bluesky too
October 7, 2025 at 7:43 AM
i know i never post here but i have to say: every dollar i have spent on Le Creuset cookware has been worth it. i’m a sicko but i stand by this
September 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
TRUMP: that's why you never look down, don't you know that, the Coyote always looks down, and then he falls, and we're not looking down, because then we'd fall. the Coyote keeps going, you know, until he looks down, so we're not going to make the same mistakes as the Coyote, we're not looking down
“Shipping ports are empty across the United States. Nothing is coming in. Businesses have cancelled the remainder of their 2025 orders.”

(h/t FreightWaves)
May 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
doomscrolling is in again
April 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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the right wing conspiracy theories for why the economy going down in flames isn't trump's fault are going to be off the chain. "antifa gangs poured all the coffee down the drain at the coffee factory" type shit
April 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
hope everyone's having a good time here. welp, see ya
March 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
i’m gonna delete this too so hmu with your discord names because we are closing this down
February 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
you're on fucking Medicare why do you care about whether or not this guy killed a health insurance executive? god dammit. this doesn't concern you, old man!
December 9, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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“No worries if not” -President Yoon Suk Yeol
December 3, 2024 at 8:14 PM
people ask me what it's like to be in my 30s playing magic the gathering so here it is:
December 2, 2024 at 9:40 PM
it's so funny how someone telling you to kill yourself can change your relationship to a community
June 6, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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Coastal elites don't get what real heartland Americans love: Killing dogs. Giving handjobs at "Beetlejuice" then fighting the ushers. Being in like fifty criminal trials at once, you know the usual
April 29, 2024 at 4:45 AM
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big John Brown stan here. even going to name my account after it. anyway he was too violent and if you don't vote for Biden I'm going to cry
February 12, 2024 at 1:28 AM
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:)
January 15, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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Baron Harkonnen came to me and he said, he said Mr. President, they've given my fiefdom to Duke Leto Atreides, and I said to him, tough luck, that's what I said, and would you believe he cried right there? Sad. Very sad. He wanted to borrow my Sardaukar and I said no way. Not on my watch.
January 10, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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the rest of history is just going to be billionaires throwing little tantrums while half the population thinks it’s the coolest thing ever because they believe the pinnacle of human achievement is to be an extremely powerful baby
January 7, 2024 at 3:40 AM
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For my whole life, conservative politics has argued that letting rich people keep more of their money would, because of their rich-guy genius, redound to the greater good. That was always unconvincing, but we did it anyway and among other things it has delivered the absolute worst posts in history.
January 7, 2024 at 5:22 AM
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in recent years, Harvard has been gifting senior administrative positions to diversity hires. that era is thankfully over, and we can return those positions to people who EARNED them by being the world’s richest pedophiles
January 3, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.
January 1, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I am by no means a technical person or mechanical wizard but doing my own basic car repairs and maintenance is one of the most immensely satisfying things i can ever do
December 30, 2023 at 11:30 PM
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modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves
December 29, 2023 at 6:02 PM
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Anyway take this with you into the holiday season
December 23, 2023 at 3:30 AM