Ms 🦫
@msheatherbeaver.bsky.social
Single, Sterile and ready to get feral
*probably not you
*probably not you
That was a nice nap 🙃 and now I need to workout
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
That was a nice nap 🙃 and now I need to workout
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Gonna re-open my tik tok and just use it to hang dong and post anarchy syndicalism theory
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Gonna re-open my tik tok and just use it to hang dong and post anarchy syndicalism theory
Something to take the edge off…
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Something to take the edge off…
My client- Maybe you should take a gift to your mom’s new puppy and she’d be really appreciative.
Me- I’m 41. I haven’t earned my mom’s good graces yet. I don’t think that’s gonna do it.
Me- I’m 41. I haven’t earned my mom’s good graces yet. I don’t think that’s gonna do it.
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My client- Maybe you should take a gift to your mom’s new puppy and she’d be really appreciative.
Me- I’m 41. I haven’t earned my mom’s good graces yet. I don’t think that’s gonna do it.
Me- I’m 41. I haven’t earned my mom’s good graces yet. I don’t think that’s gonna do it.
Starting my day sobbing. My first client’s husband passed away 2 weeks ago.
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Starting my day sobbing. My first client’s husband passed away 2 weeks ago.
Could I whoop your ass?
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Could I whoop your ass?
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My newest ick is men in their 40s who are trying to be content creators like on TikTok and you can tell they’re trying. It’s not at all organic. Ew. Like no.
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My newest ick is men in their 40s who are trying to be content creators like on TikTok and you can tell they’re trying. It’s not at all organic. Ew. Like no.
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Homemade cranberry sauce. Looks amazing, smells great, and yet for some reason nobody’s touching it.
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Homemade cranberry sauce. Looks amazing, smells great, and yet for some reason nobody’s touching it.
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I refuse. I’ve been nice, I am nice. Ask the people who deserve my kindness. Y’all suck, I don’t. You change.
I am so sick of the solution to every issue being for women to give more of themselves.
I am so sick of the solution to every issue being for women to give more of themselves.
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I refuse. I’ve been nice, I am nice. Ask the people who deserve my kindness. Y’all suck, I don’t. You change.
I am so sick of the solution to every issue being for women to give more of themselves.
I am so sick of the solution to every issue being for women to give more of themselves.
My mom is getting her new greyhound puppy tomorrow. She doesn’t know what she’s going to name her. I suggested Glinda and was told no.
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My mom is getting her new greyhound puppy tomorrow. She doesn’t know what she’s going to name her. I suggested Glinda and was told no.
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Bob and weave are not
Just for violent fighting
Dye jobs are not cheap
Just for violent fighting
Dye jobs are not cheap
Sorry I was working. Can I get a haiku if it’s not too late?
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Bob and weave are not
Just for violent fighting
Dye jobs are not cheap
Just for violent fighting
Dye jobs are not cheap
I didn’t get to spend much time with my oldest nephew as he was growing up because they lived in Durango from 2012? Til 2020. This bond is so important to me and I just love this kid so much.
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I didn’t get to spend much time with my oldest nephew as he was growing up because they lived in Durango from 2012? Til 2020. This bond is so important to me and I just love this kid so much.
I have had a headache for over 48 hours now unless I take ibuprofen like every 4 hrs to stay on top of it and I’m over it.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I have had a headache for over 48 hours now unless I take ibuprofen like every 4 hrs to stay on top of it and I’m over it.
Time to go see Wicked!!
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Time to go see Wicked!!
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Just finished my run like to totally sane person
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Just finished my run like to totally sane person
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god i love being S-tier fluent in social media lol
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
god i love being S-tier fluent in social media lol
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you could fix me :(
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
you could fix me :(
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Today’s Horoscope for The Beav:
Beavs, I never wished you a happy birthday, idk how the fuck that happened, it’s some bullshit.
Anyway, you’re my favorite not-big, not-little tittied not-goth
Beavs, I never wished you a happy birthday, idk how the fuck that happened, it’s some bullshit.
Anyway, you’re my favorite not-big, not-little tittied not-goth
👀
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Today’s Horoscope for The Beav:
Beavs, I never wished you a happy birthday, idk how the fuck that happened, it’s some bullshit.
Anyway, you’re my favorite not-big, not-little tittied not-goth
Beavs, I never wished you a happy birthday, idk how the fuck that happened, it’s some bullshit.
Anyway, you’re my favorite not-big, not-little tittied not-goth
First time at whataburger for me
November 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
First time at whataburger for me
This weather is ass
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This weather is ass
I think Lola Young is going to take a top spot on my Spotify wrapped this year. Specifically her song Spiders.
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I think Lola Young is going to take a top spot on my Spotify wrapped this year. Specifically her song Spiders.
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2: Resolution Suggestion: Unhinged
Resolve to comment “so brave” under selfies of your worst enemies and haters
Resolve to comment “so brave” under selfies of your worst enemies and haters
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
2: Resolution Suggestion: Unhinged
Resolve to comment “so brave” under selfies of your worst enemies and haters
Resolve to comment “so brave” under selfies of your worst enemies and haters