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Look at it this way, South Carolina: at least you won't be the most talked about cocks this week.
November 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Look at it this way, South Carolina: at least you won't be the most talked about cocks this week.
App shortens Princeton to Prince and I'm pretending that KU is just playing him 5-on-1
November 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
App shortens Princeton to Prince and I'm pretending that KU is just playing him 5-on-1
Marvelous
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Marvelous
Cleaning on a Saturday morning in suburbia
a man in white tights is standing in a living room
ALT: a man in white tights is standing in a living room
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Cleaning on a Saturday morning in suburbia
Reposted by netsematary
Today is just like yesterday, except now your daily bullshit happens in a world in which several U.S. Presidents have apparently excanged fluids.
Thanks for enjoying [violent retching]
Thanks for enjoying [violent retching]
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Today is just like yesterday, except now your daily bullshit happens in a world in which several U.S. Presidents have apparently excanged fluids.
Thanks for enjoying [violent retching]
Thanks for enjoying [violent retching]
Think he swallows?
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Think he swallows?
Wait Trump blew a dude?
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Wait Trump blew a dude?
Then the app gets hacked and people are making deep fake porn with your dead grandma!
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Then the app gets hacked and people are making deep fake porn with your dead grandma!
My god Justin Fields sucks
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
My god Justin Fields sucks
Buddy, when the child rape news breaks, you probably shouldn't say things like "I know somebody very close to this case". That's a free tip from me.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Buddy, when the child rape news breaks, you probably shouldn't say things like "I know somebody very close to this case". That's a free tip from me.
Banned from Ameristar casinos. But it's since been lifted!
Yall ever been kicked out of a bar or club? Like are you banned from anywhere. 😂
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Banned from Ameristar casinos. But it's since been lifted!
So he just like, gets to be president still! Next news cycle continues. Ah well, nevertheless.
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
So he just like, gets to be president still! Next news cycle continues. Ah well, nevertheless.
Go Magic. Fuck the Knicks.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Go Magic. Fuck the Knicks.
Dude got roasted by the ghost of MechaPedo.
Jeffrey Epstein said Trump was worse than gross. Jeffrey Epstein.
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Dude got roasted by the ghost of MechaPedo.
Trump and... Epstein???
two men standing next to each other with the words " no way " written on the bottom
ALT: two men standing next to each other with the words " no way " written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Trump and... Epstein???
I missed you, Allen Fieldhouse. That was fun.
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I missed you, Allen Fieldhouse. That was fun.
Lawrence, I am inside you.
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Lawrence, I am inside you.
I can assume from this photo that the government is trying to assassinate Lane Kiffin?
Public records show DHS is deploying the "Homeland Security Information Network" at college protests and football games.
DHS Is Deploying a Powerful Surveillance Tool at College Football Games
Public records show DHS is deploying the "Homeland Security Information Network" at college protests and football games.
www.404media.co
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I can assume from this photo that the government is trying to assassinate Lane Kiffin?
But it's.... not real...
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
But it's.... not real...
Jordan Love has the worst instincts I've ever seen from a quarterback.
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Jordan Love has the worst instincts I've ever seen from a quarterback.
Like... the Eagles are just clearly cheating.
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Like... the Eagles are just clearly cheating.
As someone who works with a lot of cannabis companies, let me just say that the vast majority of these are run by absolute fucking idiots. Shocking, I know.
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
As someone who works with a lot of cannabis companies, let me just say that the vast majority of these are run by absolute fucking idiots. Shocking, I know.