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App shortens Princeton to Prince and I'm pretending that KU is just playing him 5-on-1
November 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
App shortens Princeton to Prince and I'm pretending that KU is just playing him 5-on-1
Lawrence, I am inside you.
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Lawrence, I am inside you.
Welp, fell in love
November 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Welp, fell in love
When mom goes to work
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
When mom goes to work
This goofy looking motherfucker
November 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
This goofy looking motherfucker
Been a member for a number of years. Think this is the first happy text I've ever received.
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Been a member for a number of years. Think this is the first happy text I've ever received.
We're about six months away from this
November 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
We're about six months away from this
Fucking Christmas commercials god fucking damnit
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Fucking Christmas commercials god fucking damnit
I don't think she got it
October 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I don't think she got it
It's true. Happened to my son last year and now look at what he's doing in Minecraft.
October 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It's true. Happened to my son last year and now look at what he's doing in Minecraft.
New shirt arrived just in time
October 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
New shirt arrived just in time
Solid day of entertainment today
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Solid day of entertainment today