He looks like a child's puppet.

And like, the music video for Mary Jane's Last Dance, he fucks the corpse of Kim Basinger. That's the plot of the video. Different times.

Gonna take a break to put a Chiefs shirt on the 12 foot skeleton.

See, the story I have in my head is that the blowjob is an initiation. You gotta blow a member to get inside the ring. Not a sexual thing, but transactional. Anyway, I've thought about this a lot which speaks volumes about my mental health.

Tragic. Probably spits it out and gets a messy mayonnaise mouth.

I don't.

Its when you put another man's penis in your mouth.

Look, many people are saying it.

I mean, to each their own. But ew.

Scrolling X and accidentally coming across a video of meemaw getting DPed by Shaq and Verne Troyer. The future awaits.