Ms 🦫
@msheatherbeaver.bsky.social
Single, Sterile and ready to get feral
*probably not you
*probably not you
Truly is a curse. Yesterday I told one of my clients I don’t like men as people, only as objects 🤣🤣
February 3, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Truly is a curse. Yesterday I told one of my clients I don’t like men as people, only as objects 🤣🤣
If sexuality were a choice…
February 3, 2026 at 5:40 AM
If sexuality were a choice…
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women will be like “i keep trying to give men chances and turns out they all suck” and men will reply and be like “have you thought about finding one that doesn’t suck?”
every day reminds me how happy i am to be so fucking gay.
every day reminds me how happy i am to be so fucking gay.
February 3, 2026 at 4:37 AM
women will be like “i keep trying to give men chances and turns out they all suck” and men will reply and be like “have you thought about finding one that doesn’t suck?”
every day reminds me how happy i am to be so fucking gay.
every day reminds me how happy i am to be so fucking gay.
I use to have sleep paralysis every time I stayed over at one of my exes. Should’ve been a sign…
February 3, 2026 at 5:38 AM
I use to have sleep paralysis every time I stayed over at one of my exes. Should’ve been a sign…
Just finished my run 🙃
February 3, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Just finished my run 🙃
Guys, if my siblings are as difficult as my mom and her siblings are being about their mom when our parents get old, we won’t all make it out alive.
February 3, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Guys, if my siblings are as difficult as my mom and her siblings are being about their mom when our parents get old, we won’t all make it out alive.
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Boom tied up
Now stop them.
Now stop them.
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Boom tied up
Now stop them.
Now stop them.
Sorry I fell asleep and missed most of the first half
February 3, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Sorry I fell asleep and missed most of the first half
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Looking for someone to play with my hair and hold me while I cry myself to sleep. No weirdos
February 3, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Looking for someone to play with my hair and hold me while I cry myself to sleep. No weirdos
My sister is a nut 🤣🤣
February 2, 2026 at 10:32 PM
My sister is a nut 🤣🤣
Why is Post Malone touring with jelly roll???
February 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Why is Post Malone touring with jelly roll???
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If you can live through February you can live a whole nother year
February 2, 2026 at 10:34 AM
If you can live through February you can live a whole nother year
I think the first one
February 2, 2026 at 5:53 AM
I think the first one
I can’t remember the name
February 2, 2026 at 5:19 AM
I can’t remember the name
Oof! My favorite part of losing weight are my medium sized titties.
February 2, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Oof! My favorite part of losing weight are my medium sized titties.
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it’s so fucked up d’angelo is dead, man
February 2, 2026 at 3:51 AM
it’s so fucked up d’angelo is dead, man
Now you must go listen to his solo albums
February 2, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Now you must go listen to his solo albums
Did I predict his win?!?
February 2, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Did I predict his win?!?
Yesssss Bad Bunny!!
February 2, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Yesssss Bad Bunny!!
4 yrs ago I was in Puerto Rico and my friend signed us up to go night kayaking into a bioluminescent bay and it was the single most terrifying thing I’ve ever done.
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
4 yrs ago I was in Puerto Rico and my friend signed us up to go night kayaking into a bioluminescent bay and it was the single most terrifying thing I’ve ever done.