Ms 🦫
@msheatherbeaver.bsky.social
Single, Sterile and ready to get feral
*probably not you
*probably not you
Also never met a man who has all 3 lolololol
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Also never met a man who has all 3 lolololol
Turns out…. Just the devil calling
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Turns out…. Just the devil calling
That was a nice nap 🙃 and now I need to workout
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
That was a nice nap 🙃 and now I need to workout
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Gonna re-open my tik tok and just use it to hang dong and post anarchy syndicalism theory
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Gonna re-open my tik tok and just use it to hang dong and post anarchy syndicalism theory
Most of you could never and will never understand the exchange of energies that happen in the salon. I’ve exchanged energies with 12 people in the last 2 days.
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Most of you could never and will never understand the exchange of energies that happen in the salon. I’ve exchanged energies with 12 people in the last 2 days.
Something to take the edge off…
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Something to take the edge off…
My client- Maybe you should take a gift to your mom’s new puppy and she’d be really appreciative.
Me- I’m 41. I haven’t earned my mom’s good graces yet. I don’t think that’s gonna do it.
Me- I’m 41. I haven’t earned my mom’s good graces yet. I don’t think that’s gonna do it.
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My client- Maybe you should take a gift to your mom’s new puppy and she’d be really appreciative.
Me- I’m 41. I haven’t earned my mom’s good graces yet. I don’t think that’s gonna do it.
Me- I’m 41. I haven’t earned my mom’s good graces yet. I don’t think that’s gonna do it.
Thank god for my therapist
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Thank god for my therapist
They don’t teach you how to deal with loss in hair school. But the nature of being a hairstylist is that I know more about people’s lives and loved ones than anyone else in their lives. I had never met her husband but I felt like I knew him.
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
They don’t teach you how to deal with loss in hair school. But the nature of being a hairstylist is that I know more about people’s lives and loved ones than anyone else in their lives. I had never met her husband but I felt like I knew him.
Starting my day sobbing. My first client’s husband passed away 2 weeks ago.
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Starting my day sobbing. My first client’s husband passed away 2 weeks ago.
Could I whoop your ass?
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Could I whoop your ass?
She won’t be a racer
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
She won’t be a racer
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My newest ick is men in their 40s who are trying to be content creators like on TikTok and you can tell they’re trying. It’s not at all organic. Ew. Like no.
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My newest ick is men in their 40s who are trying to be content creators like on TikTok and you can tell they’re trying. It’s not at all organic. Ew. Like no.
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Homemade cranberry sauce. Looks amazing, smells great, and yet for some reason nobody’s touching it.
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Homemade cranberry sauce. Looks amazing, smells great, and yet for some reason nobody’s touching it.
2 people have said Poppy
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
2 people have said Poppy
Other than it came out in 2008?
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Other than it came out in 2008?
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I refuse. I’ve been nice, I am nice. Ask the people who deserve my kindness. Y’all suck, I don’t. You change.
I am so sick of the solution to every issue being for women to give more of themselves.
I am so sick of the solution to every issue being for women to give more of themselves.
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I refuse. I’ve been nice, I am nice. Ask the people who deserve my kindness. Y’all suck, I don’t. You change.
I am so sick of the solution to every issue being for women to give more of themselves.
I am so sick of the solution to every issue being for women to give more of themselves.
My mom is getting her new greyhound puppy tomorrow. She doesn’t know what she’s going to name her. I suggested Glinda and was told no.
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My mom is getting her new greyhound puppy tomorrow. She doesn’t know what she’s going to name her. I suggested Glinda and was told no.
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Bob and weave are not
Just for violent fighting
Dye jobs are not cheap
Just for violent fighting
Dye jobs are not cheap
Sorry I was working. Can I get a haiku if it’s not too late?
November 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Bob and weave are not
Just for violent fighting
Dye jobs are not cheap
Just for violent fighting
Dye jobs are not cheap
Sorry I was working. Can I get a haiku if it’s not too late?
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Sorry I was working. Can I get a haiku if it’s not too late?