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A dreadful minx, myself. A dismal light, like a bad lobster in a dark cellar.
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Don’t bother with a studio halftime show. Get that shit outta here.
I need to see what the pop tarts are doing
I need to see what the pop tarts are doing
December 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Don’t bother with a studio halftime show. Get that shit outta here.
I need to see what the pop tarts are doing
I need to see what the pop tarts are doing
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The Washington ballet's version of The Nutcracker had George Washington as the Nutcracker and King George III as the Rat King so don't you dare tell me DC has no culture. #NoKings
December 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The Washington ballet's version of The Nutcracker had George Washington as the Nutcracker and King George III as the Rat King so don't you dare tell me DC has no culture. #NoKings
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Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
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This is the most I’ve thought about a 60 Minutes segment in maybe my whole life so congrats to Bari
December 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
This is the most I’ve thought about a 60 Minutes segment in maybe my whole life so congrats to Bari
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i feel like this from roosevelt's 1942 state of the union address still works as a mantra today for our fight
December 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
i feel like this from roosevelt's 1942 state of the union address still works as a mantra today for our fight
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this is the sound it makes when daffy duck runs directly into a telephone pole
December 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
this is the sound it makes when daffy duck runs directly into a telephone pole
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Since everything is awful and it’s nearly Christmas, who’d like some pictures of ship’s cats? Don’t worry dog lovers, a canine thread’s coming soon! Let’s start with Tiddles, sitting in his favourite spot on the carrier HMS Victorious in 1943 (he liked playing with the bell rope)
📷 IWM A 10646
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📷 IWM A 10646
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December 20, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Since everything is awful and it’s nearly Christmas, who’d like some pictures of ship’s cats? Don’t worry dog lovers, a canine thread’s coming soon! Let’s start with Tiddles, sitting in his favourite spot on the carrier HMS Victorious in 1943 (he liked playing with the bell rope)
📷 IWM A 10646
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📷 IWM A 10646
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Still the craziest fumble. All he had to do was take his ass home
See what happens when you don’t listen? You lost your woman to a karate man
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Tom Brady Posts Pics Set to Logic Suicide Prevention Hotline Song After Gisele Marriage News
Tom Brady posted for the first time since news of his ex-wife Gisele Bündchen's marriage to Joaquim Valente broke ... and, a song he added to his posts will have some raising some eyebrows.
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December 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Still the craziest fumble. All he had to do was take his ass home
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You supposed to be old… you supposed to be washed
You supposed to be in the house telling jokes to your Brazilian supermodel wife who do a little bit of witchcraft on you to make sure your day go smooth
I would cry to
You supposed to be in the house telling jokes to your Brazilian supermodel wife who do a little bit of witchcraft on you to make sure your day go smooth
I would cry to
December 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
You supposed to be old… you supposed to be washed
You supposed to be in the house telling jokes to your Brazilian supermodel wife who do a little bit of witchcraft on you to make sure your day go smooth
I would cry to
You supposed to be in the house telling jokes to your Brazilian supermodel wife who do a little bit of witchcraft on you to make sure your day go smooth
I would cry to
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Fantastic piece.
December 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Fantastic piece.
I can’t stop laughing at Mark Steel’s rewrite of “Vitai Lampada” to be about soccer instead of cricket:
The river of death has brimmed his banks,
And Honour a name, and England’s far,
But the voice of a schoolboy rallies the ranks:
‘You’re shit and you know you are!”
The river of death has brimmed his banks,
And Honour a name, and England’s far,
But the voice of a schoolboy rallies the ranks:
‘You’re shit and you know you are!”
December 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I can’t stop laughing at Mark Steel’s rewrite of “Vitai Lampada” to be about soccer instead of cricket:
The river of death has brimmed his banks,
And Honour a name, and England’s far,
But the voice of a schoolboy rallies the ranks:
‘You’re shit and you know you are!”
The river of death has brimmed his banks,
And Honour a name, and England’s far,
But the voice of a schoolboy rallies the ranks:
‘You’re shit and you know you are!”
Whatever happened to Caitlyn Jenner? I think she’d have a LOT to say about trans athletes. Are the Ks hiding her in a basement somewhere so she doesn’t upset the rich people? Or is she against it, yknow, except for her?
December 17, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Whatever happened to Caitlyn Jenner? I think she’d have a LOT to say about trans athletes. Are the Ks hiding her in a basement somewhere so she doesn’t upset the rich people? Or is she against it, yknow, except for her?
This is still true. Scary nights when you can’t sleep are harder without puppy snores from the foot of the bed
I miss this boy so much. Everything is so much harder without him.
December 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
This is still true. Scary nights when you can’t sleep are harder without puppy snores from the foot of the bed
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I guess this is to say… heart is more of an exercise than an organ
December 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I guess this is to say… heart is more of an exercise than an organ
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A is for Army
R is for Army
M is for Army
Y is for Army
Army Army Army Army
Aaaaaaaaarmy
R is for Army
M is for Army
Y is for Army
Army Army Army Army
Aaaaaaaaarmy
December 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
A is for Army
R is for Army
M is for Army
Y is for Army
Army Army Army Army
Aaaaaaaaarmy
R is for Army
M is for Army
Y is for Army
Army Army Army Army
Aaaaaaaaarmy
Oh NO
Please tell me Lane hasn’t signed anything binding with Alabama potentially on the board
December 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Oh NO
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"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
June 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.
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a classic of the Doink Sound genre. high on the upright, NBC had the good mics out and the crowd was silent. i wanna hear it on vinyl
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
a classic of the Doink Sound genre. high on the upright, NBC had the good mics out and the crowd was silent. i wanna hear it on vinyl
It’s gotta be the former, right? Because the next line would imply he’s hoping Bjørn isn’t the next person to go away in the end.
In the song “Hurt” by Nine Inch Nails, further popularized by Johnny Cash, do they sing:
“What have I become, my Swedish friend?”
Like you’re existentially asking your pal Bjorn.
or is it more like
“What? Have I become my Swedish friend?”
Like you may have become Bjorn.
“What have I become, my Swedish friend?”
Like you’re existentially asking your pal Bjorn.
or is it more like
“What? Have I become my Swedish friend?”
Like you may have become Bjorn.
December 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It’s gotta be the former, right? Because the next line would imply he’s hoping Bjørn isn’t the next person to go away in the end.
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Elf on The Shelf is so 2008
Now it's
Now it's
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Elf on The Shelf is so 2008
Now it's
Now it's
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Steve Kerr: "Pat is that motherfucker" 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Steve Kerr: "Pat is that motherfucker" 🤣
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Rough night for Alabama fans…give if you can 😔
@solomonmissouri.bsky.social deserves your money to help others. Please give if you are able.
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Rough night for Alabama fans…give if you can 😔