Ms Demi Tasse
@msdemitasse.bsky.social
Not today, Satan. Ms Tasse just made some tea, and is sitting down to read. As a dashing gal with a charming gap once said, I am blessed, and highly favored.
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Hello Bluesky, why don’t we sit and have a little cuppa?
Petition to tie the online antics of under age crotch goblins to their parents’ credit scores.
September 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Petition to tie the online antics of under age crotch goblins to their parents’ credit scores.
Maybe, just maybe, we shouldn’t be letting someone who treats the ‘sanctity of marriage’ like an old Walmart bag tied around their dog’s leash as a ‘just in case’ budget pooper-scooper, decide who can and can’t get married.
Just a thought.
Just a thought.
August 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Maybe, just maybe, we shouldn’t be letting someone who treats the ‘sanctity of marriage’ like an old Walmart bag tied around their dog’s leash as a ‘just in case’ budget pooper-scooper, decide who can and can’t get married.
Just a thought.
Just a thought.
That feeling when your Gen-X supervisor expects you to join in the collective panic over preventable chaos caused by a team member taking sick leave, but you’re a Xennial/Elder Millennial, so you simply point out that you will not also be killing yourself for company gains, thank you.
Thank You Bye GIF
Alt: The sexy slutty Southern Golden Gurl, in a silky mustard yellow blouse and large hoop earrings, waves to someone off screen, text reads Thank you! Bye!
media.tenor.com
August 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
That feeling when your Gen-X supervisor expects you to join in the collective panic over preventable chaos caused by a team member taking sick leave, but you’re a Xennial/Elder Millennial, so you simply point out that you will not also be killing yourself for company gains, thank you.
I was angry enough to write comedy this morning, but then I let myself calm down, like a rational, high-functioning adult.
I’m now seated with evening regrets.
I’m now seated with evening regrets.
July 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I was angry enough to write comedy this morning, but then I let myself calm down, like a rational, high-functioning adult.
I’m now seated with evening regrets.
I’m now seated with evening regrets.
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Superman is the story of an immigrant who grew up in Kansas, landed a low-paying job as a reporter in Metropolis, and still had time for a hobby because urban housing was affordable.
July 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Superman is the story of an immigrant who grew up in Kansas, landed a low-paying job as a reporter in Metropolis, and still had time for a hobby because urban housing was affordable.
If you’re thinking about using a genAi program to write or edit or peer review your article on why air conditioners for people (vs data centers) should be banned in order to protect the environment…I’m going to need you to sit the fck down.
July 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If you’re thinking about using a genAi program to write or edit or peer review your article on why air conditioners for people (vs data centers) should be banned in order to protect the environment…I’m going to need you to sit the fck down.
The shocking amount of ‘F*ck Trudeau’ bumper stickers still out in the wild are doing nothing to allay the rumor that they were a coy request, and not an admonishment.
July 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The shocking amount of ‘F*ck Trudeau’ bumper stickers still out in the wild are doing nothing to allay the rumor that they were a coy request, and not an admonishment.
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Getting into a physical fight with my own ventriloquist dummy in front of a baffled crowd because I can't get it to say what I want
June 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Getting into a physical fight with my own ventriloquist dummy in front of a baffled crowd because I can't get it to say what I want
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This needs to go under every single corporate announcement or advertisement about some bullshit “AI” feature they added.
June 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
This needs to go under every single corporate announcement or advertisement about some bullshit “AI” feature they added.
Ever get the feeling that the folks who are turning to chat bots to help them ‘connect deeper with themselves, and the divine’ never read Animal Farm?
The whole thing. By themselves.
Not just breezing over the hallucinated summary from their artificial life coach.
The whole thing. By themselves.
Not just breezing over the hallucinated summary from their artificial life coach.
June 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Ever get the feeling that the folks who are turning to chat bots to help them ‘connect deeper with themselves, and the divine’ never read Animal Farm?
The whole thing. By themselves.
Not just breezing over the hallucinated summary from their artificial life coach.
The whole thing. By themselves.
Not just breezing over the hallucinated summary from their artificial life coach.
Kelsey Grammer is about to become a father again at age 70.
Yet another reminder that biological men are able to cause pregnancies from puberty, to death. And not just one pregnancy every 9 mnths. Every day is a potential multi-progeny starting day when you’re equipped with a baby juice faucet.
☕️
Yet another reminder that biological men are able to cause pregnancies from puberty, to death. And not just one pregnancy every 9 mnths. Every day is a potential multi-progeny starting day when you’re equipped with a baby juice faucet.
☕️
June 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Kelsey Grammer is about to become a father again at age 70.
Yet another reminder that biological men are able to cause pregnancies from puberty, to death. And not just one pregnancy every 9 mnths. Every day is a potential multi-progeny starting day when you’re equipped with a baby juice faucet.
☕️
Yet another reminder that biological men are able to cause pregnancies from puberty, to death. And not just one pregnancy every 9 mnths. Every day is a potential multi-progeny starting day when you’re equipped with a baby juice faucet.
☕️
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TREVOR PROJECT HOTLINE - UPDATE
I deleted my post about the Trevor Project's hotline—see: @emceebois.bsky.social's clarification ⬇️. Please share the clarification far & wide.
And if you need to talk:
Hotline: 1-866-488-7386
Text: Text ‘START’ to 678-678
Chat: www.thetrevorproject.org/get-help/
I deleted my post about the Trevor Project's hotline—see: @emceebois.bsky.social's clarification ⬇️. Please share the clarification far & wide.
And if you need to talk:
Hotline: 1-866-488-7386
Text: Text ‘START’ to 678-678
Chat: www.thetrevorproject.org/get-help/
CLARIFICATION :
The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline.
They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY
So spread this around
They can be texted. They can be called.
The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline.
They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY
So spread this around
They can be texted. They can be called.
June 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
TREVOR PROJECT HOTLINE - UPDATE
I deleted my post about the Trevor Project's hotline—see: @emceebois.bsky.social's clarification ⬇️. Please share the clarification far & wide.
And if you need to talk:
Hotline: 1-866-488-7386
Text: Text ‘START’ to 678-678
Chat: www.thetrevorproject.org/get-help/
I deleted my post about the Trevor Project's hotline—see: @emceebois.bsky.social's clarification ⬇️. Please share the clarification far & wide.
And if you need to talk:
Hotline: 1-866-488-7386
Text: Text ‘START’ to 678-678
Chat: www.thetrevorproject.org/get-help/
So my sister just messaged to say folks are convinced WW3 is starting tonight, and since we’re close to the US/Canada boarder, we should start hoarding gas and water.
America - could you please just organize a British nanny to sort out the violent adult-children running your country?
America - could you please just organize a British nanny to sort out the violent adult-children running your country?
June 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
So my sister just messaged to say folks are convinced WW3 is starting tonight, and since we’re close to the US/Canada boarder, we should start hoarding gas and water.
America - could you please just organize a British nanny to sort out the violent adult-children running your country?
America - could you please just organize a British nanny to sort out the violent adult-children running your country?
This level of
Bullshittery
Requires more
Smut.
Bullshittery
Requires more
Smut.
June 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
This level of
Bullshittery
Requires more
Smut.
Bullshittery
Requires more
Smut.
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There’s schadenfreude in the break room if anyone’s hungry
June 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
There’s schadenfreude in the break room if anyone’s hungry
This morning I watched 3 single occupancy, gas-powered pick-ups - a Tundra, Titan, and an F150 - using the bus lane. One - I’ll let you guess which - was crossing in and out over solid lines, with childlike abandon.
Pick-up drivers really are the electric guitar players of the garage band of life.
Pick-up drivers really are the electric guitar players of the garage band of life.
June 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This morning I watched 3 single occupancy, gas-powered pick-ups - a Tundra, Titan, and an F150 - using the bus lane. One - I’ll let you guess which - was crossing in and out over solid lines, with childlike abandon.
Pick-up drivers really are the electric guitar players of the garage band of life.
Pick-up drivers really are the electric guitar players of the garage band of life.
…Wierdly accurate. Nice
June 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
…Wierdly accurate. Nice
Every time I see the ‘emotional knitting needle to the eye’ ad from Tim Hortons that talks about ‘The Canadian Dream’, I’m reminded the franchise is owned by an American company.
June 2, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Every time I see the ‘emotional knitting needle to the eye’ ad from Tim Hortons that talks about ‘The Canadian Dream’, I’m reminded the franchise is owned by an American company.
Skin is for keeping your insides in.
Nivea is for skin.
Nivea is for skin.
June 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Skin is for keeping your insides in.
Nivea is for skin.
Nivea is for skin.
Happy Pride Month, darlings.
May your wrath be fabulous, and effective, all year long.
🏳️🌈🧱🏳️🌈
May your wrath be fabulous, and effective, all year long.
🏳️🌈🧱🏳️🌈
June 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Happy Pride Month, darlings.
May your wrath be fabulous, and effective, all year long.
🏳️🌈🧱🏳️🌈
May your wrath be fabulous, and effective, all year long.
🏳️🌈🧱🏳️🌈
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Now, now - you’re supposed to be a satire account.
Shadowy interests plotting to dismantle education just going to let students use ChatGPT instead
Shadowy interests plotting to dismantle education just going to let students use ChatGPT instead
ZÜRICH - The clandestine organization of evil billionaires who have worked for decades to undermine the world's education systems, thus making the populace easier to control, have recently decided tha...
www.thebeaverton.com
May 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Now, now - you’re supposed to be a satire account.
Girl, she’s not inviting you to the circus to share her lion tamer kink with you - she thinks you’re fat. But she really doesn’t want you to shun her at work tomorrow, so that’s why she chickened out of telling you what Wegovy was.
But she definitely thinks you’re fat.
But she definitely thinks you’re fat.
May 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Girl, she’s not inviting you to the circus to share her lion tamer kink with you - she thinks you’re fat. But she really doesn’t want you to shun her at work tomorrow, so that’s why she chickened out of telling you what Wegovy was.
But she definitely thinks you’re fat.
But she definitely thinks you’re fat.
The strongest indicator that female comedians were, and are, perceived as the greatest threat to The Establishment, is the lack of space for little notepads and pens in the cloth slivers that pass as pockets in women’s clothing.
May 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The strongest indicator that female comedians were, and are, perceived as the greatest threat to The Establishment, is the lack of space for little notepads and pens in the cloth slivers that pass as pockets in women’s clothing.
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All pleasures are guilty pleasure if you were raised catholic enough
May 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
All pleasures are guilty pleasure if you were raised catholic enough