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That's the road we came in on. Nothing out there but snow and a perfectly good pair of sunglasses.
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when the walking animation is more exciting than the idle animation
February 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
The 1-2 sound is great, but this overlays the 3-6 sounds so you don't actually hear them
mm3-6 sound effects vs mm1-2 sound effects
February 6, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Never underestimate the willingness of companies like Adobe to betray their userbase, but in this case I genuinely wondered how they'd avoid backpedaling.

"Don't use Adobe products, they can't be trusted to support them" was such a clear takeaway that someone there had to recognize it.
UPDATE: hey, would you look at that. Adobe Animate is staying, and no longer being discontinued.

This shows that bullying corporations can always work.
February 4, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Primal Planet speedruns - This game's route has evolved to be one of my shortest speedgames and there's still time to get. Aiming for a 24 today and 23 eventually. twitch.tv/baronhaynes
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February 2, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called?

ME: Slay the Spire.

CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?

ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.

CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?

ME: Now hold on a second,
September 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Primal Planet speedruns continue twitch.tv/baronhaynes
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January 31, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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You're gonna disagree with some moots about all the shit going on. Some people cope with the stress through optimism and some wish Chuck Schumer to be flung into the Potomac. Try not to be too dickish to people you largely agree with and focus your anger on America's real villain, Michael Rapaport
January 30, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Primal Planet speedruns with new route that saves something like 6 or 7 minutes - twitch.tv/baronhaynes
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January 29, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Primal Planet speedruns continue until the winter storm stops me and kills all the dinosaurs twitch.tv/baronhaynes
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January 24, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Primal Planet Any% continues - sub-40 tonight (unless I don't) twitch.tv/baronhaynes
January 23, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Primal Planet any% speedruns continue - twitch.tv/baronhaynes
January 22, 2026 at 8:20 AM
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Hey, I'm mikey, I'm disabled with ptsd and currently unemployed. I've had surprise expenses pop up this month, like sudden copays on my therapy sessions, along with basic necessities costing so much more. So I need some help covering things
ko-fi.com/itmightbemik...
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January 20, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Continuing to speedrun a videogame in the year 2026 twitch.tv/baronhaynes
January 21, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Found a game I liked with zero speedrunning footprint in the year 2026 and started routing it, doing some early runs twitch.tv/baronhaynes
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Primal Planet Any% Speedruns (early, mistakes edition)
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January 20, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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Announcing ICE Breaker: A charity speedrun event by myself & @rrlat.bsky.social on Jan 30 - Feb 1 to support Minnesotans in defending from ICE.

Submit runs: oengus.io/marathon/ice...

Volunteer: forms.gle/51HEcBmhUC8X...

Run submissions close Sunday. Volunteer apps have a soft deadline of Saturday
January 16, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Slightly diminish a game

Deus Ex: Human Kerfuffle
Hollow Squire: Polyestersong
The Curiosity of Monkey Peninsula
Yellow Taxi Goes BrrrRrrr
Slightly diminish a game

Mirror's Center
Silver Sun
Ecoshock
Sid Meier's Towns
Slightly diminish a game

Ori and the Myopic Grove
January 11, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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i know GDQ is happening rn but does anyone want to organize a pop-up speedrun event to support victims of ICE operations in minneapolis?
January 8, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I cut it out of the Tampa Tribune in 1995 (at 11 years old, it didn't occur to me to keep the margins). It had been variously stapled and taped to the wall until I finally got a frame for it.
December 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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if you want a pleasant fun read, here is my victorian wizard webcomic ✨ www.widdershinscomic.com
for goofy queer cyberpunk heist tales, buy my novel ✨ www.widdershinscomic.com/hit-the-grou...
if you need a bunch of cartoony work done, check out my comics/illustration portfolio ✨ www.kateashwin.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
It's a huge mess, but very entertaining, I always have a blast when I experience it. One of the best ones to watch an expert play
December 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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me, in a hotel on my day off, about 90 seconds after learning there’s a game called “labyrinth of the demon king”
December 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
First (second) test of Hitman: World of Assassination Randomizer with Archipelago twitch.tv/baronhaynes
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December 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Enjoyed both Golden Idol games immensely. The first is more cohesive, the second is more explorative. It's great fun seeing the worldbuilding become richer as the mysteries, betrayals, and mechanical revelations compound on each other. I could play 50 of these games without getting tired of it.
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Enthusiasts of Yellow
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM