@mrzwk-b.bsky.social
my cousin told me she thinks sylvia plath was a bad feminist bc she killed herself
December 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
my cousin told me she thinks sylvia plath was a bad feminist bc she killed herself
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes janissaries
December 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes janissaries
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I’m geeked up on that pure Na’vi yayo while an eight foot tall goth cat gf cuts me. I’m high off that Pandora Payakan talking directly to the ancestors. We sipping pure Tulkun brain goo. That Mangkwan coochie got me waging war on Eywa. I’ve died. I will die again. This shit ain’t nothing to me man.
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I’m geeked up on that pure Na’vi yayo while an eight foot tall goth cat gf cuts me. I’m high off that Pandora Payakan talking directly to the ancestors. We sipping pure Tulkun brain goo. That Mangkwan coochie got me waging war on Eywa. I’ve died. I will die again. This shit ain’t nothing to me man.
ew i just saw a police tesla
December 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
ew i just saw a police tesla
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undergoing experimental gene therapy to replace my body's mucus production with burt's bees
December 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
undergoing experimental gene therapy to replace my body's mucus production with burt's bees
whamageddon but with sympathy 4 the grinch by 100 gecs
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
whamageddon but with sympathy 4 the grinch by 100 gecs
my cat is lowkey wiser than socrates bc she doesn't claim to know even the fact that she knows nothing
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
my cat is lowkey wiser than socrates bc she doesn't claim to know even the fact that she knows nothing
guy who pronounces bnuuy like ennui
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
guy who pronounces bnuuy like ennui
the year is 2030. red lights now play ads into everyone's cars except for premium subscribers who are allowed to skip the light. the accident rate has skyrocketed but changing the system is impossible bc politicians are unwilling to raise taxes to make up for the revenue generated this way
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
the year is 2030. red lights now play ads into everyone's cars except for premium subscribers who are allowed to skip the light. the accident rate has skyrocketed but changing the system is impossible bc politicians are unwilling to raise taxes to make up for the revenue generated this way
the real mandela effect is that fire coming out of the monkey's head never says it's set on an island
November 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
the real mandela effect is that fire coming out of the monkey's head never says it's set on an island
guy who has only ever been to abba voyage seeing a human being for the first time: wow this is j
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
guy who has only ever been to abba voyage seeing a human being for the first time: wow this is j
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Today is the only day you can repost this
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Today is the only day you can repost this
thinking about her...
Ingvaeonic nasal spirant law - Wikipedia
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November 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
thinking about her...
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clipping your fingernails with one of these just hits different
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
clipping your fingernails with one of these just hits different
i've been cursed to live through the plot of inception every single night
October 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
i've been cursed to live through the plot of inception every single night
shaved my beard and did not magically discover a feminine bone structure underneath it, devastating day for humanity
October 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
shaved my beard and did not magically discover a feminine bone structure underneath it, devastating day for humanity
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China if you are reading this i am willing to betray my country for a very small amount of money
October 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
China if you are reading this i am willing to betray my country for a very small amount of money
i'm going to prank @catlovesbunnies.bsky.social by picking a random word and gaslighting her into thinking she pronounces it weird
October 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i'm going to prank @catlovesbunnies.bsky.social by picking a random word and gaslighting her into thinking she pronounces it weird
asking for tape at the front desk of the climbing gym so i can tuck
October 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
asking for tape at the front desk of the climbing gym so i can tuck
guy who tries to correct you when you don't pronounce charli xcx as "charli the ninety-tenth"
October 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
guy who tries to correct you when you don't pronounce charli xcx as "charli the ninety-tenth"
on mean girls day of all days
October 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
on mean girls day of all days
they need to invent a left lane but for passing people
September 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
they need to invent a left lane but for passing people