David Wojo
@mrwojorising.bsky.social
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David Wojo
@mrwojorising.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Psst! Need an amazing book cover? Or a beautiful, eye-pleasing interior? Give David (me, I'm David) a shot! Check out my portfolio here: www.davidwojo.com
Honored to receive the first ever FIFA Prize in Book Cover Design Excellence and General Amazingness.
December 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Honored to receive the first ever FIFA Prize in Book Cover Design Excellence and General Amazingness.
Whenever I watch X-Men: First Class I’m freshly annoyed we never got an Erik Lehnsherr: Nazi Hunter movie.
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Whenever I watch X-Men: First Class I’m freshly annoyed we never got an Erik Lehnsherr: Nazi Hunter movie.
The vet was shocked when I said Paisley puts up no fight when it’s time for a B12 shot:
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The vet was shocked when I said Paisley puts up no fight when it’s time for a B12 shot:
I never read student evals (sorry) but I am reading my CW students' reflections and I'm getting all weepy. Please, please, please, won't some college hire me to teach CW full-time?
December 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I never read student evals (sorry) but I am reading my CW students' reflections and I'm getting all weepy. Please, please, please, won't some college hire me to teach CW full-time?
One thing that baffles me about vanity press authors is that so many of them appear to have never opened a book in their life. Why do you want to pay thousands to publish your book when you yourself don't read books?
December 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
One thing that baffles me about vanity press authors is that so many of them appear to have never opened a book in their life. Why do you want to pay thousands to publish your book when you yourself don't read books?
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thank you ben for these boosts! seems like you’re enjoying THE HORSE.
if anyone else wants a copy, here’s the order page:
www.lulu.com/shop/jay-bes...
if anyone else wants a copy, here’s the order page:
www.lulu.com/shop/jay-bes...
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
thank you ben for these boosts! seems like you’re enjoying THE HORSE.
if anyone else wants a copy, here’s the order page:
www.lulu.com/shop/jay-bes...
if anyone else wants a copy, here’s the order page:
www.lulu.com/shop/jay-bes...
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Apparently many of you have never heard about this. Cobb tells Ariadne never to share your totem with anyone...and then tells her about the top? The top is a misdirect. Watch his hands. When he wakes up, he checks his hands. In his dreams he's still married (ring); in real life she's dead (no ring.)
*sighs deeply*
*Engages Reply Guy mode*
*Pushes glasses up nose*
Actually...
...the ending of INCEPTION isn't ambiguous. The top isn't his totem; it's his wedding ring and the final shot very clearly reveals whether or not the movie was real or a dream. In this essay I will...
*Engages Reply Guy mode*
*Pushes glasses up nose*
Actually...
...the ending of INCEPTION isn't ambiguous. The top isn't his totem; it's his wedding ring and the final shot very clearly reveals whether or not the movie was real or a dream. In this essay I will...
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Apparently many of you have never heard about this. Cobb tells Ariadne never to share your totem with anyone...and then tells her about the top? The top is a misdirect. Watch his hands. When he wakes up, he checks his hands. In his dreams he's still married (ring); in real life she's dead (no ring.)
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Hey, a friendly reminder to all of you writers out there who aren't on any end of year lists or nominated for anything or winning awards... Lots of us are out here reading and loving what you make, are instructed and impacted by it. Keep doing what you do.
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Hey, a friendly reminder to all of you writers out there who aren't on any end of year lists or nominated for anything or winning awards... Lots of us are out here reading and loving what you make, are instructed and impacted by it. Keep doing what you do.
We had a rough 14 months here (for a number of reasons) and that's probably why I didn't read much (especially poetry) or write much this year. I only attempted 10 poems. Of those 10 though, here are 4 that I kind of like:
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
We had a rough 14 months here (for a number of reasons) and that's probably why I didn't read much (especially poetry) or write much this year. I only attempted 10 poems. Of those 10 though, here are 4 that I kind of like:
Ah yes. It's that time of the year where people virtue signal about not using Spotify.
December 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Ah yes. It's that time of the year where people virtue signal about not using Spotify.
Feel like I haven't been designing too many book covers recently and I would like that to change.
Psst! Need an amazing book cover? Or a beautiful, eye-pleasing interior? Give David (me, I'm David) a shot! Check out my portfolio here: www.davidwojo.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Feel like I haven't been designing too many book covers recently and I would like that to change.
Taking a break to go for a snow walk.
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Taking a break to go for a snow walk.
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Happy to have a micro in @havehashad.com! www.havehashad.com/hadposts/the...
December 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Happy to have a micro in @havehashad.com! www.havehashad.com/hadposts/the...
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If you're a press who's interested in surreal ekphrastic prose poems, DM me.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If you're a press who's interested in surreal ekphrastic prose poems, DM me.
Tomorrow is the last day of my creative writing class so…what is your ALL-TIME FAVORITE writing prompt? I want them to end on a high/fun note.
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Tomorrow is the last day of my creative writing class so…what is your ALL-TIME FAVORITE writing prompt? I want them to end on a high/fun note.
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Issues 2 and 3 of Postcard are back on sale! Support artists! Read poems! Help me make room in my overly crowded office! Issues are 40% off for the rest of the year! Visit PostcardLit.com to order a copy (or copies, they make great gifts!) now!
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Issues 2 and 3 of Postcard are back on sale! Support artists! Read poems! Help me make room in my overly crowded office! Issues are 40% off for the rest of the year! Visit PostcardLit.com to order a copy (or copies, they make great gifts!) now!
Back to not eating today…unless I spoon feed her baby food. Brat.
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Back to not eating today…unless I spoon feed her baby food. Brat.
If you're a press who's interested in surreal ekphrastic prose poems, DM me.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If you're a press who's interested in surreal ekphrastic prose poems, DM me.
Where are all the presses that have no-fee submissions? I’d love to publish another book (first one came out in 2017), but I can’t keep dropping $15-30 to do so.
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Where are all the presses that have no-fee submissions? I’d love to publish another book (first one came out in 2017), but I can’t keep dropping $15-30 to do so.
My 40 year old ass is driving around blasting “Pink Pony Club” because I just realized how hard it slaps.
a woman is riding on the back of a pink horse
ALT: a woman is riding on the back of a pink horse
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November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My 40 year old ass is driving around blasting “Pink Pony Club” because I just realized how hard it slaps.
The guy who threw a fit after JCO roasted him wants you to use his roast machine.
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The guy who threw a fit after JCO roasted him wants you to use his roast machine.
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
Give us the Mario sequel they set up 32 years ago!
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Give us the Mario sequel they set up 32 years ago!
After 4 days of barely eating a jar of baby food and lots of $$$ I don’t have on an ER visit and cardiologist appointment and no answers, someone just up and decided to eat a little dry food!
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
After 4 days of barely eating a jar of baby food and lots of $$$ I don’t have on an ER visit and cardiologist appointment and no answers, someone just up and decided to eat a little dry food!