Amanda Skelton
mrsskellers.bsky.social
Amanda Skelton
@mrsskellers.bsky.social
Forty-something with 2 teenagers and a husband. I’m usually swimming in my local lake or drinking gin, but definitely not at the same time!
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Geoffrey and Bungle from Rainbow, but they’re dancing to ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ by The Prodigy.
February 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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In a world full of Elon Musk wannabes, be a Matt Damon.
December 22, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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New Christmas lights just went up in Clacton.

(Farage is still the MP who makes most money from second jobs. By a long way.)
December 17, 2024 at 5:05 PM
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On Thursday the 2024 issue of @theneweuropean.bsky.social comes out and they have given me the platform to explain why Gisèle Pelicot is my hero and how she radically changed the conversation about shame and sexual assault
It is my proudest writing.
app.theneweuropean.co.uk/2024/10/26/v...
December 10, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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The Media won't acknowledge this video of the farmers blocking an ambulance with its blue lights on so could you could RT it so people see it?
December 11, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Just bought a heated throw from Lidl. I’ve been laying under it all afternoon. Can’t believe I never bought one before. It’s so warm…….
December 12, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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Very true. Every day I wake up and think: “Fuck sake, off to fight in The Battle of The Somme again.” Bloody sick of it.
December 9, 2024 at 12:28 PM
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Once a month Lee Anderson experiences mood swings and gruelling discomfort when the Reform Pals charge German trenches on the Western Front.

Although since the assaults become more irregular and the frequency of hot flushes couldn't just be explained by mustard gas, he thinks he's perisommeopausal.
December 9, 2024 at 3:04 PM
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Elf…..?
December 4, 2024 at 8:29 AM
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Semi-skimmed milk is "left wing" says Nigel Farage, confirming once and for all what an utterly absurd, whinging, out of touch, irrelevant frog-faced bellend he is.
December 2, 2024 at 7:54 PM
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The restored Notre Dame, after five years, is utterly beautiful.
December 2, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Off to a bottomless lunch today. My kids don’t understand why it’s unlimited drinks, not food.
November 30, 2024 at 10:10 AM
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NEW: I've just been passed this excellent article from the Papua New Guinea Courier's London correspondent.
November 28, 2024 at 12:49 PM
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Nigel Farage loves open borders - for the super rich

youtu.be/SA8T29zWNCw?...
Nigel Farage loves open borders - for the super rich
YouTube video by Led By Donkeys
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November 28, 2024 at 7:44 AM
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Kemi Badenoch at #PMQs: "We had a budget in March this year and tractors were not blockading the streets of Whitehall afterwards."

Here are the tractors blockading the streets of Whitehall in March this year. They were protesting - you really couldn't make this up - Badenoch's trade policies. 😂
November 27, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Are you a champagne socialist?
November 26, 2024 at 9:40 AM
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🔴Russell Jones's Week Moment: All Aboard With Jeremy and Nigel on the Inheritance Tax-Avoiding Tractor Wagon!

The bestselling author of 'The Decade in Tory' @russincheshire.bsky.social on the festival of hypocrisy and self interest that was this week's debate about tax and farmers
Russell Jones's Week Moment: All Aboard With Jeremy and Nigel on the Inheritance Tax-Avoiding Tractor Wagon!
The bestselling author of 'The Decade in Tory' on the festival of hypocrisy and self interest that is the debate about tax and farmers
www.bylinesupplement.com
November 22, 2024 at 5:23 PM
I’m at that age where I need to have an afternoon nap because I’m going out for the evening…….😴
November 22, 2024 at 1:33 PM
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I might have found my spirit animal. #newzealand #birds #funny
November 22, 2024 at 8:06 AM
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The Onion. 👏😂
November 20, 2024 at 11:06 AM
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"1% of the population own half the land in England...the media have portrayed a very distorted view of the countryside, how land is used & who owns it"

Great to speak to @mrjamesob.bsky.social on @lbc.co.uk about the #ClarksonTax protests - watch the full interview:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-kR...
'Small farmers deserve support but not tax-dodging landowners' | LBC analysis
YouTube video by LBC
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November 20, 2024 at 2:33 PM
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☎️ "Without that inheritance tax loophole, we wouldn't have had 3 entertaining series of agricultural TV on Amazon Prime!"

"What does Keir Starmer want us to watch instead? BLOODY COUNTRYFILE?"

Colin from Portsmouth on Jeremy Clarkson and the farmers' protests.
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Colin From Portsmouth On Jeremy Clarkson And The Farmers' Protest
YouTube video by TheExplodingHeads
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November 20, 2024 at 11:55 AM