Mr Rogers Burner
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These are not the skeets you are looking for. Just here for the laughs. I know how to use there, their, and they're correctly in a sentence. Love Dogs more than most people #GoDucks
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Her: "You just aren't my type"
Me: (looks at Red Cross Donor card) "I am everybody's type"
Me: (looks at Red Cross Donor card) "I am everybody's type"
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I'm sorry, I'm still having a hard time getting over that the owner of the NY Times is in the Epstein files thing and they haven't even acknowledged this in any reporting.
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I'm sorry, I'm still having a hard time getting over that the owner of the NY Times is in the Epstein files thing and they haven't even acknowledged this in any reporting.
Of course they didn't call that PI.
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Of course they didn't call that PI.
"We are trying to figure out how to ignore the obvious fumble. We will call into the head office for direction on how to screw the Ducks"
#GoDucks
#GoDucks
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"We are trying to figure out how to ignore the obvious fumble. We will call into the head office for direction on how to screw the Ducks"
#GoDucks
#GoDucks
November 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Time for my annual Get Out tweet. Feels like a lost cause at this point but anyway …
October 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Time for my annual Get Out tweet. Feels like a lost cause at this point but anyway …
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Oregon is making a Mike Gundy skinsuit right now
that's going to be... very greasy
that's going to be... very greasy
September 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Oregon is making a Mike Gundy skinsuit right now
that's going to be... very greasy
that's going to be... very greasy
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Gundy wondering if a presidential pardon can nullify this ass kicking
September 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Gundy wondering if a presidential pardon can nullify this ass kicking
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Come after me! I'm a man! I'm 40!
YouTube video by kevin o'neill
youtu.be
September 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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The dumbest — and tackiest — timeline.
September 6, 2025 at 5:29 AM
The dumbest — and tackiest — timeline.
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His most well known quote...food for us even now:
"I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood. I had, as I now think, vainly flattered myself that without very much bloodshed it might be done."
"I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood. I had, as I now think, vainly flattered myself that without very much bloodshed it might be done."
August 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
His most well known quote...food for us even now:
"I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood. I had, as I now think, vainly flattered myself that without very much bloodshed it might be done."
"I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood. I had, as I now think, vainly flattered myself that without very much bloodshed it might be done."
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this picture of Cal Raleigh being absolutely drenched after tonight's game is just beautiful
August 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
this picture of Cal Raleigh being absolutely drenched after tonight's game is just beautiful
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Congratulations, sir! Appearing on South Park is an honor, indeed. Not only have you "finally made it", you had the best line of dialogue in the show.
Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,
Mar🐫
Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,
Mar🐫
August 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Congratulations, sir! Appearing on South Park is an honor, indeed. Not only have you "finally made it", you had the best line of dialogue in the show.
Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,
Mar🐫
Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,
Mar🐫
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Colbert then appeared in an on-screen frame that said “Eloquence Cam” and, staring directly into the camera, affected a clipped New York accent: “Go fuck yourself.”
Stephen Colbert Claps Back at Trump’s Gloating About ‘Late Show’ Cancellation: ‘Go F— Yourself’
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Stephen Colbert Claps Back at Trump’s Gloating About ‘Late Show’ Cancellation: ‘Go F— Yourself’
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Stephen Colbert Claps Back at Trump’s Gloating About ‘Late Show’ Cancellation: ‘Go F— Yourself’
Stephen Colbert told Trump "Go f--- yourself" after the president had said 'I absolutely love that Colbert was fired.'
variety.com
July 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Colbert then appeared in an on-screen frame that said “Eloquence Cam” and, staring directly into the camera, affected a clipped New York accent: “Go fuck yourself.”
Stephen Colbert Claps Back at Trump’s Gloating About ‘Late Show’ Cancellation: ‘Go F— Yourself’
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Stephen Colbert Claps Back at Trump’s Gloating About ‘Late Show’ Cancellation: ‘Go F— Yourself’
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
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WATCH: “I saw cowards— obeying to authoritarianism that was out of line, pissing on the constitution.”
NYC baseball coach who stood up to ICE was disappointed others didn’t step in to help protect the kids from Trump’s Gestapo.
NYC baseball coach who stood up to ICE was disappointed others didn’t step in to help protect the kids from Trump’s Gestapo.
July 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
WATCH: “I saw cowards— obeying to authoritarianism that was out of line, pissing on the constitution.”
NYC baseball coach who stood up to ICE was disappointed others didn’t step in to help protect the kids from Trump’s Gestapo.
NYC baseball coach who stood up to ICE was disappointed others didn’t step in to help protect the kids from Trump’s Gestapo.
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If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?
June 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?
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Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸
June 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸
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Got a ConEd alert telling me to use less energy during the heat wave and this is all I can think about.
June 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Got a ConEd alert telling me to use less energy during the heat wave and this is all I can think about.
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CAL RALEIGH IS INEVITABLE, ACCEPT YOUR FATE
June 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
CAL RALEIGH IS INEVITABLE, ACCEPT YOUR FATE
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Whatever you do, don’t repost this image. #Resist #NoKingsDay
June 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Whatever you do, don’t repost this image. #Resist #NoKingsDay
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C-SPAN caller to Tapper: "When are you going to examine what's going on with Trump? ... this president has been pure chaos, which indicates to me that there is something wrong with him. We will never get a straight answer on his medical exam, and yet you have gone after Joe Biden with a vengeance."
June 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
C-SPAN caller to Tapper: "When are you going to examine what's going on with Trump? ... this president has been pure chaos, which indicates to me that there is something wrong with him. We will never get a straight answer on his medical exam, and yet you have gone after Joe Biden with a vengeance."
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Ben Shapiro getting all upset at the parade coverage as though he isn't used to taking part in activities where no one comes
June 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Ben Shapiro getting all upset at the parade coverage as though he isn't used to taking part in activities where no one comes
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USMC Ret. Lt. Colonel Joe Plenzler deployed with the same Marine battalion now heading to Los Angeles.
Marines training for war are now being deployed against American citizens. This crosses a dangerous line.
Brothers, remember your ethos, #RememberYourOath.
Marines training for war are now being deployed against American citizens. This crosses a dangerous line.
Brothers, remember your ethos, #RememberYourOath.
June 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
USMC Ret. Lt. Colonel Joe Plenzler deployed with the same Marine battalion now heading to Los Angeles.
Marines training for war are now being deployed against American citizens. This crosses a dangerous line.
Brothers, remember your ethos, #RememberYourOath.
Marines training for war are now being deployed against American citizens. This crosses a dangerous line.
Brothers, remember your ethos, #RememberYourOath.