Flatcap Goalkeeper
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If you’re going to call me a moron - you’re telling me something I already know.
Gobshite.
Opinions expressed are not my own. #rctid #baonpdx #celticfc #coybig #coygig #AnyoneButEngland
Gobshite.
Opinions expressed are not my own. #rctid #baonpdx #celticfc #coybig #coygig #AnyoneButEngland
Good luck against Miami, Indiana.
I want Curt Cignetti to rip the still beating heart out of Mario Cristobal chest during the pregame handshake.
I want Curt Cignetti to rip the still beating heart out of Mario Cristobal chest during the pregame handshake.
January 10, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Good luck against Miami, Indiana.
I want Curt Cignetti to rip the still beating heart out of Mario Cristobal chest during the pregame handshake.
I want Curt Cignetti to rip the still beating heart out of Mario Cristobal chest during the pregame handshake.
Excuse me as I walk to Safeway and get a big slice of blueberry lemon cake…
January 10, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Excuse me as I walk to Safeway and get a big slice of blueberry lemon cake…
I think it’s best for both parties after this game that Moore declares for the NFL draft.
I don’t know how you can move forward next season with this game in the back of everyone’s collective minds.
I don’t know how you can move forward next season with this game in the back of everyone’s collective minds.
January 10, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I think it’s best for both parties after this game that Moore declares for the NFL draft.
I don’t know how you can move forward next season with this game in the back of everyone’s collective minds.
I don’t know how you can move forward next season with this game in the back of everyone’s collective minds.
See this is why I have never gotten the “Dante is a top NFL prospect thing.”
Yes, great arm, fantastic accuracy, when playing weaker team w/ a clean pocket knows how to punish them.
That said, good defenses really expose his poor quick decision making - which is everything at the next level.
Yes, great arm, fantastic accuracy, when playing weaker team w/ a clean pocket knows how to punish them.
That said, good defenses really expose his poor quick decision making - which is everything at the next level.
January 10, 2026 at 2:07 AM
See this is why I have never gotten the “Dante is a top NFL prospect thing.”
Yes, great arm, fantastic accuracy, when playing weaker team w/ a clean pocket knows how to punish them.
That said, good defenses really expose his poor quick decision making - which is everything at the next level.
Yes, great arm, fantastic accuracy, when playing weaker team w/ a clean pocket knows how to punish them.
That said, good defenses really expose his poor quick decision making - which is everything at the next level.
We go live to Dante Moore this game…
a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
ALT: a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
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January 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
We go live to Dante Moore this game…
Oregon needs to play a clean game to have a chance.
*see a first minute pick six…*
*see a first minute pick six…*
michael scott from the office is making a funny face
ALT: michael scott from the office is making a funny face
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January 10, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Oregon needs to play a clean game to have a chance.
*see a first minute pick six…*
*see a first minute pick six…*
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Weird to be commemorating the 250th anniversary of the Am Rev while living under a government that has a) sent armed troops to occupy cities perceived to be too rebellious, b) rendered largely irrelevant the representative branch of government, and c) claimed imperial right to rule other countries.
January 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Weird to be commemorating the 250th anniversary of the Am Rev while living under a government that has a) sent armed troops to occupy cities perceived to be too rebellious, b) rendered largely irrelevant the representative branch of government, and c) claimed imperial right to rule other countries.
I don’t know if Oregon wins tomorrow but Lanning versus Cristobal would be WILD…
January 9, 2026 at 4:53 AM
I don’t know if Oregon wins tomorrow but Lanning versus Cristobal would be WILD…
God I wish we can normalize relations with Iran & they have a better government of what the people desire & deserve.
If anything for selfish motives. The country is on my top three places I want to visit list (Isfahan, Persepolis, Yazd, etc…)
If anything for selfish motives. The country is on my top three places I want to visit list (Isfahan, Persepolis, Yazd, etc…)
January 8, 2026 at 10:32 PM
God I wish we can normalize relations with Iran & they have a better government of what the people desire & deserve.
If anything for selfish motives. The country is on my top three places I want to visit list (Isfahan, Persepolis, Yazd, etc…)
If anything for selfish motives. The country is on my top three places I want to visit list (Isfahan, Persepolis, Yazd, etc…)
During one of the Butte (MT) miner strikes in the 1950’s, the Anaconda company was sending in scabs & Pinkertons to intimidate union officials like my grandfather. US Senator Mansfield literally dropped everything in DC & took the train to Butte to confront them personally.
We need that energy now.
We need that energy now.
Jeffries: "The killing of Renee Nicole Good was an abomination, a disgrace, and blood is clearly on the hands of those individuals within the admin who have been pushing an extreme policy that has nothing to do with immigration enforcement connected to removing violent felons from this country"
January 8, 2026 at 4:05 PM
During one of the Butte (MT) miner strikes in the 1950’s, the Anaconda company was sending in scabs & Pinkertons to intimidate union officials like my grandfather. US Senator Mansfield literally dropped everything in DC & took the train to Butte to confront them personally.
We need that energy now.
We need that energy now.
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Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
January 8, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
Begging Democrats - This isn’t the time to play the “this is to distract you from kitchen table issues” card.
People are being kidnapped & shot by federal agents indiscriminately. The executive is unhinged.
If you can’t meet this moment & understand the stakes, what’s the point in voting for you?
People are being kidnapped & shot by federal agents indiscriminately. The executive is unhinged.
If you can’t meet this moment & understand the stakes, what’s the point in voting for you?
January 8, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Begging Democrats - This isn’t the time to play the “this is to distract you from kitchen table issues” card.
People are being kidnapped & shot by federal agents indiscriminately. The executive is unhinged.
If you can’t meet this moment & understand the stakes, what’s the point in voting for you?
People are being kidnapped & shot by federal agents indiscriminately. The executive is unhinged.
If you can’t meet this moment & understand the stakes, what’s the point in voting for you?
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here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
Been barking at the moon angry today with everything & the wall.
All I can say is find the small joys with everything going on.
For me, it was getting a bunch of Stephane Grappelly & Django Reinhardt 78’s which are in absolute prefect condition given they are 90 years old.
All I can say is find the small joys with everything going on.
For me, it was getting a bunch of Stephane Grappelly & Django Reinhardt 78’s which are in absolute prefect condition given they are 90 years old.
January 8, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Been barking at the moon angry today with everything & the wall.
All I can say is find the small joys with everything going on.
For me, it was getting a bunch of Stephane Grappelly & Django Reinhardt 78’s which are in absolute prefect condition given they are 90 years old.
All I can say is find the small joys with everything going on.
For me, it was getting a bunch of Stephane Grappelly & Django Reinhardt 78’s which are in absolute prefect condition given they are 90 years old.
Again, when this is all said & done.
No forgiveness without atonement.
No moving on for the sake of national unity & political expedience.
Biden tried that & it failed.
We can’t start fixing our country without staring coldly what many have done & making them responsible for their actions.
No forgiveness without atonement.
No moving on for the sake of national unity & political expedience.
Biden tried that & it failed.
We can’t start fixing our country without staring coldly what many have done & making them responsible for their actions.
January 8, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Again, when this is all said & done.
No forgiveness without atonement.
No moving on for the sake of national unity & political expedience.
Biden tried that & it failed.
We can’t start fixing our country without staring coldly what many have done & making them responsible for their actions.
No forgiveness without atonement.
No moving on for the sake of national unity & political expedience.
Biden tried that & it failed.
We can’t start fixing our country without staring coldly what many have done & making them responsible for their actions.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
Good thing we have a - checks notes - a 40-year-old Diego Chara as the only defensive midfielder of any quality on the roster.
*lights cigarette, stares off in disgust into the rainy inky haze.*
*lights cigarette, stares off in disgust into the rainy inky haze.*
🇦🇷 Sources: Inter Miami nearing a deal to acquire midfielder David Ayala from Portland Timbers.
I'm told is a $2m cash trade. Ayala stays as U-22 initiative. Not done but close.
Ayala out of contract at end of season. Timbers tried to engage new contract, but wasn't likely due to personal reasons.
I'm told is a $2m cash trade. Ayala stays as U-22 initiative. Not done but close.
Ayala out of contract at end of season. Timbers tried to engage new contract, but wasn't likely due to personal reasons.
January 7, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Good thing we have a - checks notes - a 40-year-old Diego Chara as the only defensive midfielder of any quality on the roster.
*lights cigarette, stares off in disgust into the rainy inky haze.*
*lights cigarette, stares off in disgust into the rainy inky haze.*
In personal health news, I’ve finally lost enough weight to comfortably fit into my “Billie Crystal” fisherman sweater.
January 7, 2026 at 7:36 PM
In personal health news, I’ve finally lost enough weight to comfortably fit into my “Billie Crystal” fisherman sweater.
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one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper
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"I doubt NATO would be there for us if we really needed them".
A reminder that the one and only time NATO invoked its self-defense clause was after 9/11, and our NATO partners have suffered over 3,400 deaths (not casualties, deaths) in Afghanistan.
A reminder that the one and only time NATO invoked its self-defense clause was after 9/11, and our NATO partners have suffered over 3,400 deaths (not casualties, deaths) in Afghanistan.
sorry that trump and nato are in a middle school friend group breakup : (
January 7, 2026 at 3:50 PM
"I doubt NATO would be there for us if we really needed them".
A reminder that the one and only time NATO invoked its self-defense clause was after 9/11, and our NATO partners have suffered over 3,400 deaths (not casualties, deaths) in Afghanistan.
A reminder that the one and only time NATO invoked its self-defense clause was after 9/11, and our NATO partners have suffered over 3,400 deaths (not casualties, deaths) in Afghanistan.
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Don't let this Jan 6th point get lost:
Jack Smith testified to Congress he had "proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results of the 2020 election."
In other words, he could prove in court that Trump attempted a coup.
Jack Smith testified to Congress he had "proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results of the 2020 election."
In other words, he could prove in court that Trump attempted a coup.
January 6, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Don't let this Jan 6th point get lost:
Jack Smith testified to Congress he had "proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results of the 2020 election."
In other words, he could prove in court that Trump attempted a coup.
Jack Smith testified to Congress he had "proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results of the 2020 election."
In other words, he could prove in court that Trump attempted a coup.
Was force to get Starbucks in a long time since I’m stuck in an airport terminal.
My god the coffee bad. Like they roasted & burned the beans in Hades’ arsehole.
So exactly as I remembered…
My god the coffee bad. Like they roasted & burned the beans in Hades’ arsehole.
So exactly as I remembered…
January 6, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Was force to get Starbucks in a long time since I’m stuck in an airport terminal.
My god the coffee bad. Like they roasted & burned the beans in Hades’ arsehole.
So exactly as I remembered…
My god the coffee bad. Like they roasted & burned the beans in Hades’ arsehole.
So exactly as I remembered…
It’s my mission this year to find the biggest crosscut saw possible (more than five feet) at a random backcountry antique store to donate to the @107ist.org fanladen. #rctid #baonpdx
January 6, 2026 at 7:18 PM
It’s my mission this year to find the biggest crosscut saw possible (more than five feet) at a random backcountry antique store to donate to the @107ist.org fanladen. #rctid #baonpdx