Blaxican
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Blaxican
@mrblaxican.bsky.social
I am Satan
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Me as a light-brown/hazel eyed person when the sun hits me at just the right angle
This is one of my favourite videos
October 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Boss, we’ve got a problem. Users don’t want this stuff! They keep wanting to turn it off, even when we keep turning it back on!

Boss: I have an idea
bitch what
October 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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@mrblaxican.bsky.social That one speed bump when we went to New York
Video captured the moment a road buckled and sent a car flying as a heatwave impacted Missouri on Sunday.
June 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Time flows like a river,
And history repeats . . .
June 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Enjoy but respectfully, fuck you you lucky bitch
June 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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April 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Ass to ass
October 18, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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bears are a type of fruit
November 5, 2023 at 10:37 PM
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these are all actual headlines from the washington post.

you can literally track the rightwing ideological shift over time towards supporting billionaires & transphobia.
November 4, 2023 at 6:34 PM
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Respectability politics are the dumbest shit fuck all that be loud and aggressive about the shit that matters.
November 8, 2023 at 9:31 PM
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priceless
July 28, 2023 at 7:11 PM
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July 29, 2023 at 2:12 PM
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Reskeet if you eat ass
July 31, 2023 at 1:26 PM
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Snorting the cursed blow.
One thing the 90s got right was how horrific it is to answer email
July 31, 2023 at 7:04 AM
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I spent the day with Juvenile
This Rap Star Created The Ultimate Party Anthem — And Is Finally Getting His Due
The "Back That Azz Up" rapper has produced timeless hit after hit — and thrust New Orleans rap into the mainstream.
t.co
August 1, 2023 at 5:23 PM
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Who could have possibly predicted this would happen?
July 25, 2023 at 11:44 PM
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and the trophy for accidental metaphors goes to
July 24, 2023 at 8:38 PM
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twitter sign change isn’t going well. Building management called cops
July 24, 2023 at 7:48 PM
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I can't wait to give these people my bank account information and routing number
twitter sign change isn’t going well. Building management called cops
July 24, 2023 at 8:18 PM
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Only a matter of time now.
July 24, 2023 at 6:04 PM
There is no god
July 24, 2023 at 8:51 PM