Rt Hon. Josh Provencher (he/him/il)
@mpspjosh.bsky.social
*Parody Account*
Former and Bestest Prime Minister of Canada, MP for Provencher Manitoba, and generally cool guy.
Former and Bestest Prime Minister of Canada, MP for Provencher Manitoba, and generally cool guy.
Awww how cute that you think you have that power. At the Preschool Party we always encouraged letting our imaginations run wild!
I’ll get back to you when I cancel your bill on Day 1 as PM. January 11th.
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Awww how cute that you think you have that power. At the Preschool Party we always encouraged letting our imaginations run wild!
I kinda like that I’m so washed in MPSP world that I don’t know which is which and I also don’t know which is supposed to be the good one
20-person group chat vs. group of 7 friends that actually like each other
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I kinda like that I’m so washed in MPSP world that I don’t know which is which and I also don’t know which is supposed to be the good one
How tf did this many people vote in my riding of literally 1 constituent (who is me)????
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
How tf did this many people vote in my riding of literally 1 constituent (who is me)????
If someone has a picture of my massive 4th term victory please sent it my way.
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If someone has a picture of my massive 4th term victory please sent it my way.
RT HON. JOSH PROVENCHER OFFICIAL ENDORSEMENT
A long, long time ago, in a parliament not too far away my preschool government made history by being the first government ever to pass a bill, whoever that may be. The many months since have seen unprecedented prosperity for preschoolers from coast to…
A long, long time ago, in a parliament not too far away my preschool government made history by being the first government ever to pass a bill, whoever that may be. The many months since have seen unprecedented prosperity for preschoolers from coast to…
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
RT HON. JOSH PROVENCHER OFFICIAL ENDORSEMENT
A long, long time ago, in a parliament not too far away my preschool government made history by being the first government ever to pass a bill, whoever that may be. The many months since have seen unprecedented prosperity for preschoolers from coast to…
A long, long time ago, in a parliament not too far away my preschool government made history by being the first government ever to pass a bill, whoever that may be. The many months since have seen unprecedented prosperity for preschoolers from coast to…
You had me at 1/2 priced tequila
Cheap beer is also at happy hour…. @rchangmpsp.bsky.social wings are calling …
November 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
You had me at 1/2 priced tequila
Well that’s awkward…
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Well that’s awkward…
RAAAAA INDEPENDENT MAJORITY GOVERNMENT
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 AM
RAAAAA INDEPENDENT MAJORITY GOVERNMENT
Felt cute, might drop my endorsement later
November 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Felt cute, might drop my endorsement later
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Make MPSP kind again
October 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Make MPSP kind again
Real asf. I’m out here fighting for my life.
Like bro how am I expected to know what 6+2 is. I’m not Einstein.
Like bro how am I expected to know what 6+2 is. I’m not Einstein.
Guys grade 1 is really hard
October 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Real asf. I’m out here fighting for my life.
Like bro how am I expected to know what 6+2 is. I’m not Einstein.
Like bro how am I expected to know what 6+2 is. I’m not Einstein.
When Quanah “Just a Face” Traviss speaks, we LISTEN.
-JNP
-JNP
@polarmpsp.bsky.social did you guys forget that MPSP is supposed to be FAKE politics? Tone it down a little, you’re losing the plot.
October 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
When Quanah “Just a Face” Traviss speaks, we LISTEN.
-JNP
-JNP
Omg mom I’m famous
Découvrez les politiques des partis au débat des chefs! Les chefs répondront aux questions et présenteront leur vision pour le Canada!
20 oct, 19h, MNT 202
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Discover the parties’ policies at the Leaders’ Debate! Leaders will answer questions and share their vision for Canada!
Oct 20, 7pm, MNT 202
20 oct, 19h, MNT 202
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Discover the parties’ policies at the Leaders’ Debate! Leaders will answer questions and share their vision for Canada!
Oct 20, 7pm, MNT 202
October 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Omg mom I’m famous
I hate to break it to you but GenAI actually isn’t unserious at all! Between the devastating environmental impact, being a literal plagiarism machine stealing the work of countless already underpaid artists and threatening the livelihood of millions across various industries, it is quite serious.
Ya, ya, let’s keep the AI slop to show how unserious we are.
✌🏼
✌🏼
October 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I hate to break it to you but GenAI actually isn’t unserious at all! Between the devastating environmental impact, being a literal plagiarism machine stealing the work of countless already underpaid artists and threatening the livelihood of millions across various industries, it is quite serious.
Yeah no, let’s keep the AI slop out of MPSP.
We gotta say,
There’s a jolly good man up there in our True North, that would be a world-class ambassador for our country.
If you vote Polar, we will appoint Nicholas (Santa) Claus as the Canadian Ambassador to the UN.
That’s pretty cool.
🎅🏻🇨🇦❄️
Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
There’s a jolly good man up there in our True North, that would be a world-class ambassador for our country.
If you vote Polar, we will appoint Nicholas (Santa) Claus as the Canadian Ambassador to the UN.
That’s pretty cool.
🎅🏻🇨🇦❄️
Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
October 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Yeah no, let’s keep the AI slop out of MPSP.
6-7
(It’s 3-6 and then 16+ but I wanted to make a 67 joke(also kids 7-15 who are nice and play with us can also vote))
(It’s 3-6 and then 16+ but I wanted to make a 67 joke(also kids 7-15 who are nice and play with us can also vote))
What’s the voting age in MPSP verse again?
October 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
6-7
(It’s 3-6 and then 16+ but I wanted to make a 67 joke(also kids 7-15 who are nice and play with us can also vote))
(It’s 3-6 and then 16+ but I wanted to make a 67 joke(also kids 7-15 who are nice and play with us can also vote))
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October 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Who else remembers when MPSP committee media used to actually do media stuff.
October 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Who else remembers when MPSP committee media used to actually do media stuff.
Apparently they consider me a terrorist for recognizing the state of Astleyland?
So yeah it didn’t go good.
-JNP
So yeah it didn’t go good.
-JNP
🚨ALERT🚨
HOW DID IT GO? IS THERE A STORY HERE?
STAY VIGILANT, PATRIOTS
HOW DID IT GO? IS THERE A STORY HERE?
STAY VIGILANT, PATRIOTS
OK LET ME GO TRY NEXT
-JNP
-JNP
October 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Apparently they consider me a terrorist for recognizing the state of Astleyland?
So yeah it didn’t go good.
-JNP
So yeah it didn’t go good.
-JNP
OK LET ME GO TRY NEXT
-JNP
-JNP
I AM BACK FROM NEW FRENGLAND. I DID NOT END THE TRADE WAR. APPARENTLY I HAVE “NO POWER” OVER THIS COUNTRY AND THEY REFUSE TO NEGOTIATE WITH ME
-RT. HON. BSRL
-RT. HON. BSRL
October 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
OK LET ME GO TRY NEXT
-JNP
-JNP
I AM OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCING THAT I AM SUING QUANAH “JUST A FACE” TRAVISS FOR NOT BEING A BEATLES FAN! BAD MUSIC TASTE! SAD!!!
-JNP
-JNP
October 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I AM OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCING THAT I AM SUING QUANAH “JUST A FACE” TRAVISS FOR NOT BEING A BEATLES FAN! BAD MUSIC TASTE! SAD!!!
-JNP
-JNP
Gotta have them ribs…
September 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Gotta have them ribs…
IF OCNN BOTHERED TO DO THEIR RESEARCH THEY’D KNOW I DON’T HAVE ANY CONSTITUANTS.
STAND BY, PATRIOTS.
-JNP
STAND BY, PATRIOTS.
-JNP
🚨BREAKING🚨
FORMER ASTLEYLAND PLANTED PM JOSH PROVENCHER DOESNT KNOW WHO HIS OWN CONSTITUENT IS!
THE GOVERNMENT DOESNT CARE ABOUT YOU! CANADIANS MUST TAKE CONTROL FOR THEMSELVES!
FORMER ASTLEYLAND PLANTED PM JOSH PROVENCHER DOESNT KNOW WHO HIS OWN CONSTITUENT IS!
THE GOVERNMENT DOESNT CARE ABOUT YOU! CANADIANS MUST TAKE CONTROL FOR THEMSELVES!
Also who is Bill?
September 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
IF OCNN BOTHERED TO DO THEIR RESEARCH THEY’D KNOW I DON’T HAVE ANY CONSTITUANTS.
STAND BY, PATRIOTS.
-JNP
STAND BY, PATRIOTS.
-JNP
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🚨BREAKING🚨
LEADER OF THE DEEP-STATE BACKED POLAR PARTY (@polarmpsp.bsky.social ) ADMITS TO RECEIVING TAX-PAYER FUNDED BENEFITS WHILE THE COMMON FOLK OF CANADA HAVE TO PAY A STAGGERING (yet reasonably priced, a great deal even) $35 DOLARS TO PARTICIPATE IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS!
THIS IS CORRUPTION!
LEADER OF THE DEEP-STATE BACKED POLAR PARTY (@polarmpsp.bsky.social ) ADMITS TO RECEIVING TAX-PAYER FUNDED BENEFITS WHILE THE COMMON FOLK OF CANADA HAVE TO PAY A STAGGERING (yet reasonably priced, a great deal even) $35 DOLARS TO PARTICIPATE IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS!
THIS IS CORRUPTION!
I didn’t pay… I was on committee😝😝
September 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨
LEADER OF THE DEEP-STATE BACKED POLAR PARTY (@polarmpsp.bsky.social ) ADMITS TO RECEIVING TAX-PAYER FUNDED BENEFITS WHILE THE COMMON FOLK OF CANADA HAVE TO PAY A STAGGERING (yet reasonably priced, a great deal even) $35 DOLARS TO PARTICIPATE IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS!
THIS IS CORRUPTION!
LEADER OF THE DEEP-STATE BACKED POLAR PARTY (@polarmpsp.bsky.social ) ADMITS TO RECEIVING TAX-PAYER FUNDED BENEFITS WHILE THE COMMON FOLK OF CANADA HAVE TO PAY A STAGGERING (yet reasonably priced, a great deal even) $35 DOLARS TO PARTICIPATE IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS!
THIS IS CORRUPTION!
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When you graduate from preschool but the kids who are a year younger than you are still lowkey your dawgs
And how long were u PM for ? Oh wait...
Dont diss my leaders 🤨
Dont diss my leaders 🤨
September 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
When you graduate from preschool but the kids who are a year younger than you are still lowkey your dawgs