River
@mottledskeleton.wearybones.rest
grumpy but grateful. she/they.
sentient interactive media/agnostic witch/civil servant in philthadelphia
forever oscillating b/t healthily sardonic or earnest to a fault.
fan of bleeding on the internet.
sentient interactive media/agnostic witch/civil servant in philthadelphia
forever oscillating b/t healthily sardonic or earnest to a fault.
fan of bleeding on the internet.
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River
@mottledskeleton.wearybones.rest
· Jul 11
OMG shut up
That guy couldn't write a woman to save a sea monkey
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
That guy couldn't write a woman to save a sea monkey
It's sad how much more helpful the internet still was, a mere 5 years ago
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
It's sad how much more helpful the internet still was, a mere 5 years ago
Dub, duba duda dubba? Dubababa baba, dada.
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Dub, duba duda dubba? Dubababa baba, dada.
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Are there any metal workers in the Philadelphia area that can help me fix a mobility aid?
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Are there any metal workers in the Philadelphia area that can help me fix a mobility aid?
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Ryan Lizza is playing the role of Haters’ Santa for me right now which makes sense because Santa is definitely Olivia Nuzzi’s type (several hundred years old, still owns slaves)
Feels like Christmas has really come early for the haters this year but I think they can still give us even more
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Ryan Lizza is playing the role of Haters’ Santa for me right now which makes sense because Santa is definitely Olivia Nuzzi’s type (several hundred years old, still owns slaves)
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the only interesting stuff is that nuzzi was working as a paid political operative while presenting herself as a journalist. like, killing unfavorable stories other people were working on and helping with campaign strategy. the other stuff doesn't matter
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
the only interesting stuff is that nuzzi was working as a paid political operative while presenting herself as a journalist. like, killing unfavorable stories other people were working on and helping with campaign strategy. the other stuff doesn't matter
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Great, if harrowing piece about the Freebirth Society, who we touched on in our latest Truly Tradly Deeply Episode about motherhood www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world
A year-long investigation reveals how mothers lost children after being radicalised by uplifting podcast tales of births without midwives or doctors
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Great, if harrowing piece about the Freebirth Society, who we touched on in our latest Truly Tradly Deeply Episode about motherhood www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...
Home with the baby (my fun is always in the alt text)
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Home with the baby (my fun is always in the alt text)
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House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
Looking for three bored apes to slurp up my juice
who up boofing their slurp juice?
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Looking for three bored apes to slurp up my juice
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can anyone help with this at all?
my dad’s pay period is still messed up and i have under $100 atm lol. please share 💖
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November 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
can anyone help with this at all?
OOOH surprise gender-affirmation by the HVAC contractor?! okay, okay!
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
OOOH surprise gender-affirmation by the HVAC contractor?! okay, okay!
who up boofing their slurp juice?
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
who up boofing their slurp juice?
I would be super-embarrassed if a fed somehow infiltrated my non-existent signal group chats.
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I would be super-embarrassed if a fed somehow infiltrated my non-existent signal group chats.
he's gonna treat me right, but sleep in 'til noon every day
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
he's gonna treat me right, but sleep in 'til noon every day
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You know a personal pet peeve? When people post wings they finished but they left all this meat on the bone. I know people who think that deserves a proper scolding if you don’t clean your bones.
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
You know a personal pet peeve? When people post wings they finished but they left all this meat on the bone. I know people who think that deserves a proper scolding if you don’t clean your bones.
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Have a favor to ask: if you have a few bucks today and can help cover this little one’s vet bills I know my son would very much appreciate it! His name is Scampi(the kitten, not my son) and he’s tiny and fightin for his life. Thank you in advance! gofund.me/c256d99a5
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Have a favor to ask: if you have a few bucks today and can help cover this little one’s vet bills I know my son would very much appreciate it! His name is Scampi(the kitten, not my son) and he’s tiny and fightin for his life. Thank you in advance! gofund.me/c256d99a5
This is now the third or fourth time my boss has misplaced a file I gave to him and it always sends *me* into a panic even though I am m-e-t-i-c-u-l-o-u-s with my recordkeeping & it is totally and obviously not my fault.
Fuck I need a new therapist, too many yesterdays ago
Fuck I need a new therapist, too many yesterdays ago
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This is now the third or fourth time my boss has misplaced a file I gave to him and it always sends *me* into a panic even though I am m-e-t-i-c-u-l-o-u-s with my recordkeeping & it is totally and obviously not my fault.
Fuck I need a new therapist, too many yesterdays ago
Fuck I need a new therapist, too many yesterdays ago
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Bring back Tiger Beat and get those Teen Vogue writers putting Lina Khan on the cover
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Bring back Tiger Beat and get those Teen Vogue writers putting Lina Khan on the cover
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So this is happening outside of the Heritage Foundation right now
"Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE! Fuck Project 2025! Fuck Alligator Alcatraz!"
"Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE! Fuck Project 2025! Fuck Alligator Alcatraz!"
November 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
So this is happening outside of the Heritage Foundation right now
"Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE! Fuck Project 2025! Fuck Alligator Alcatraz!"
"Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE! Fuck Project 2025! Fuck Alligator Alcatraz!"
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there were multiple different countdown clocks until the Olsen twins turned 18
reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011
all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful
reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011
all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful
I feel like maybe it’s a function of everyone online being born in 2002 but I don’t think most people realize how openly and explicitly pedophilic american culture was until like… maybe 10 years ago
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
there were multiple different countdown clocks until the Olsen twins turned 18
reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011
all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful
reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011
all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful
this is my new boyfriend
November 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is my new boyfriend
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it's hard to spend any amount of time in trans spaces without feeling the looming weight of death that hangs over us all. too many of us have been lost to a world that would rather see us dead than ourselves
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
it's hard to spend any amount of time in trans spaces without feeling the looming weight of death that hangs over us all. too many of us have been lost to a world that would rather see us dead than ourselves