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@mottledskeleton.wearybones.rest
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grumpy but grateful. she/they.
sentient interactive media/agnostic witch/civil servant in philthadelphia
forever oscillating b/t healthily sardonic or earnest to a fault.
fan of bleeding on the internet.
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Home with the baby (my fun is always in the alt text)
Poster's tortoiseshell cat, passed the fuck out. A tempting cat leg extends towards the foreground. The poster assures everyone they will not eat that leg, despite their loud declarations to the contrary
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Marge Simpson, from the "I just think they're neat" clip/meme. Instead of a potato in her hand, there is a sloppily cropped picture of OP's disarray desnarler. the text "I just think they're neat" is missing.
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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this is my new boyfriend
A generic restaurant menu's cartoon of a little chef, possibly Italian, dark curly hair, green tie, red chef's hat, excellent mustache and an infectious smile
November 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Chat, help: do I fuck with truffles?
Photo of a shelf at Grocery Outlet, a 3.5 oz jar of Italian made La Rustichella Whole Black Truffles, priced at $19.99 compared to Elsewhere price of $64.99
November 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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I always miss my cat.
The poster's tortoiseshell cat, laying in the partial sunbeam of the poster's rear screen door. Poster's slippered (pink, oversized cartoon sneakers) feet are present on the left of the image.
November 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Some morning moon over 30th Street Station, Philadelphia
A photograph from Philadelphia's market Street bridge, looking West. In no particular arrangement, there's a porta potty in the foreground, a traffic cone, a few cars on the road, a distant pedestrian. Some gorgeous, old streetlamps and an eagle statue (not the NFL eagle), and a slightly waning, nearly full moon hanging over the Amtrak station
November 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Thanks for the sick pendant, @nora.zone
Just in time for my witchy outfit, tonight. 🧹🎃
An overhead view of poster's desktop and knee, featuring a [battered but not broken] teal box emblazoned with Nora Reed Designs' name and logo, with a ready-to-plant cute holographic dragon sticker, below it A gorgeous blue-black cluster pendant (beautiful amalgamation of glass beads) with sterling silver chain socket.
October 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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like, here's the other side, just to emphasize how stupid it is.

Somehow, they've half-assed half-assing.
The same location as the previous image but looking ~180 degrees in the other direction. A gravel strewn concrete island with a crosswalk pole, leading to an intimidatingly wide stretch of road, again to nowhere. There's not even a ramp on the otherside, even if there were a sidewalk. Somehow, they've half-assed half-assing.
October 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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I'm so glad (and sarcastic) that ADA compliance is taken so seriously in my city.
8 slabs of concrete (4x2), slightly sloped to hopefully allow a wheelchair to easily ascend. The slabs go nowhere. It is an ADA ramp to nowhere. No sidewalks connect to this ramped crosswalk. Why was this even built?
October 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Resolving to do an orchard tour, next year.
A landscape oriented picture of a few rows of various colors of mums, at an orchard in Media, PA.
October 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Snaps of some fall flora in philly. Looking forward to an orchard hike this weekend. This office cannot contain me.
A photo of a clematis plant, what poster believes is called Virgin's Bower or maybe Sweet Autumn Clematis. Photo of a dense green shrub with thin 5-pointed flower petals Red orange berries of a Firethorn shrub (evergreen family, Pyracantha) Hummingbird sage 'stalks' looking rather violet A big ole petal of a Japanese Anemone flower, with a cute honey bee, catching a little rest on one of the huge, white petals
October 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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obligatory:
[the late, great] Bill Foster > Bush's Beans twitter interaction-meme, with a photo of Bill Quote: "I;m thinking about thos Beans"
October 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Nominating ClearSky for honorary membership in the Internet Archive. Goddess bless the archivists
Clearsky image of the many posts of HausofDecline, deleted by Bsky admin. A second screenshot of numerous deleted posts by HausofDecline, via ClearSky.
October 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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A cute .eme my friend sent me vs the meme I sent them in response
An opossum in a peach tree. It is dark, but the obscured face of the opossum is illuminated by the camera's flash. The peaches are bright and ripe, and the foliage is dense. Captioned: the little critter in me sees the little critter in you MSPaint doctored version of the previous image with a moral sneaky, hairful picture of Billie Corgan, not blending in so swell next to the possum. The caption now reads, "the critter in me is the critter in you", a reference you will understand if you're familiar with the music of the Smashing Pumpkins.
October 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Fuck the GOP. I mean, fuck Dems, too, but this shit really makes me sad. It's a government website. And for the record, I'm not at all surprised by this, but when the ADA's website takes aim with its' "ire" at any ONE political party, the doom is palpable. It's so Joever.
Cropped screen grab from ADA.gov, showing the top left of the ADA's website. Message in focus: "⚠ Democrats have shut down the government. Department of Justice websites are not currently..." [image cuts off].
October 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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I never doubted for a second, FWIW.
The Wins and Losses of the Philadelphia Phillies regular season calendar, indicating 96 wins and 66 losses, hanging on an 8.5"x11" piece of office paper on the poster's office cubicle exterior wall. Not pictured, enthusiastic post-it note about a Red October
September 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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You're both of these wojacky characters at once.
The classic wojack of anusface expelling shit from their anus mouth into toilethead's open brain bucket, soaking up the shit.
September 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Litter of SW Philadelphia
Litter of a damaged, emptied cardboard box, amidst fallen leaves and pine needles. A lewd box, "My 1st Virgin Pussy and Ass", discarded and emptied of its silicon combination ass+pussy realistic sex toy.
September 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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What-the-fuck ever, man. I'm so ashamed I ever went door-to-door for you.

No one is expecting you to support violence, but maybe mourning your own would make you seem a little less tone deaf??? Why venerate a guy who thinks your wife's brain is smaller? Why even acknowledge a literal neonazi?
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September 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Mutual aid image by designer Seth. I believe this image was originally made in response to Hurricane Katrina under GWB B&W image, Top section: " the government does not care." amidst a Capitol spire reminiscent of a government building's round spire, four visages of white faces staring up into the air, averting their eyes from a crisis below bottom section, showing inverse colors, three people struggling in flood waters. One person is a top a safe platform trying to aid the others. "We, the people, must help each other!"
September 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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who the fuck cares??? I will never know (by choice or by algorithm) who either of the people with these names are
is it George's, the "best Beatle"'s kid?
Image: A short-haired, smiling blonde woman in an honestly? pretty swank top that I'd like to see more of. Possibly one of the named people in the by-line. also completely possible that this image is AI generated via Mozilla & Pocket. The Associated Press Chlo-e with an umlaut Grace Moretz and Kate Harrison Are Married Entertainment
September 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor
Unattributed photo of the post-hardcore group, The Mars Volta
September 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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[taps the sign]
Two select frames from French film Alphaville (1965), of Anna Karina (with absolutely perfect eyeliner) as Natacha von Braun. The first frame capture gives us a subtitle of a portion of a quote by Paul Éluard, as she reads from “Capital of Pain” (1926). She reads aloud, "We live in the void of metamorphoses." The second frame has Anna Karina breaking the fourth wall to stare at the camera, eyes up from the book. Her expression is flat and emotionless.
August 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Just because it was recently sent to me
I don't honestly know where this pixely gif came from but its main focus of a purple haired anime woman, eating a banana. She is standing next to a squint-smiling blonde haired anime woman. They are both in front of a large teddy bear with a pink bowtie. It is captioned "I refuse to calm my tits". The three rapid frames of animation depict massive breasts going crazy, jostling, violently up and down
August 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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this is who runs this account:
Louise Belcher of Bob's Burgers, green hood worn as she laughs maniacally in front of a flame background. Text: Them: how can you cheer another's demise? Me: They cheer our deaths on every earnings call. They cast us into the dirt for their jets, rockets, and submarines. They squeeze us until we pop. I feel no pain. It's poetic.
August 22, 2025 at 6:33 AM