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I guess I’m here now too.
More concerned that Letterboxd is down but it’s a bummer about Twitter too I guess.
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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The Pop Tarts have invented Democratic Calvinism. I’m excited to see what they eventually cook up as their eschatology. On that day will be the end of all non-five-minute breakfasts
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!

- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls

- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
In the wake of NYC and Virginia and Jersey, let’s not forget that voters in Cincinnati told JD Vance’s idiot carpetbagging brother to eat shit today.
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
You guys are not gonna believe this, but staying up till 3am watching playoff baseball and then waking up at 6am with your kids means you’re gonna have a pretty sleepy afternoon.
October 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
It’s really funny that every head coach in the last twenty years that has figured out how to win at Cincinnati has bolted for high profile jobs and then (some sooner than others) self-immolated in spectacular fashion. The only guy that couldn’t win here is now a senator.
October 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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man it’s funny as hell that Brian Kelly fucked up the “look we don’t want to fire you” meeting
October 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Made an absolutely incredible purchase today. Fresh out of an untouched box from 1995.
October 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
An update: it took 104 days to get through about 300 emails with over 25 people from 8 vendors, but we have finally started repairing the house in earnest today with the removal of the patio roof that collapsed.
October 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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for those asking why people are suddenly leaving twitter and moving over here, here's the tl;dr

will smith slapped chris rock at the oscars
October 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I dunno. I think if you’re shocked that a bunch of young republicans are being outed as Nazis, it just kind of shows that you’ve never really met a young republican.
October 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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"This is how we make the next generation of Buzzballz"
Ole Miss commercial has the shot.
October 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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not often you see a facemask and a targeting call on a single play but Cincinnati is being real extra today
October 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Pretty good week, imo
October 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Oh, so ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER is like, generationally good.
October 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Super cool how next year I’ll probably have to drive 200 miles to Pennsylvania to get a goddamn flu shot.
IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative.

The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.
September 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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This is what fascist scholars mean when they say "don't give them an inch."
lmao. LMAO even
September 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Yes, Mike Birbiglia.
September 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Went to a concert on Sunday. It was good.
September 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Lolllllllllll
Micheal Jordan's Jet Took off near Raleigh/Durham, North Carolina, United States.
September 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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She knows what they said when Kenyon Martin broke his leg and she has not forgotten.
I hope this leads to her writing an anti-Xavier basketball song
August 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Jax State-UCF kicked off 3 1/2 hours ago. Nobody has scored yet. It's halftime. SCOTT FROST
August 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
We are legion. Go Bearcats.
as a dumb guy from Ohio who went to UC and often drags his much-more-likable wife to Bearcats games, I feel seen
Cincinnati Bearcats power couple.
August 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM