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mortenhd
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i make music :)
you can listen to it on mortenhidef.bandcamp.com
the names we make up to make it easier to talk about stuff may not be entirely precise 🫨
I agree with all the threads about how "literary fiction" is an arbitrary and impossible to define literary label. But, I have bad news about every genre label....
September 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
this mf read the back of a roth book once 30 years ago then went back to his hot alien babes or whatever his long running series is about
September 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
i love this cover, what is my man shooting up, lmao
July 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
what’s that song by i think a southern rapper, that’s really just a country ballad. the video has him and his crew decked out in bulletproof vests. it’s like 5 years old, maybe 4? such a great song
June 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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nathan fielder (narrating): to understand what it’s like to be in a plane crash, i needed to experience one myself. but i would have to defeat the god of death to return to the world of the living. so in a studio warehouse, i recreated the shadow realm of duat and the twelve gates of the underworld,
May 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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I’ve been thinking more about this. Specifically 3 writers: Jon Michelet, Gert Nygårdshaug and Henning Mankell. They all had ties to the maoist party in Norway (Mankell is swedish, but lived in Norway for a time, never a member but fair to say he was affiliated.
if i still wrote criticism or essays i’d write something about scandinavian marxists/radicals that started writing crime thrillers with cops in the leading role and how they all try to build The Perfect Cop
August 23, 2023 at 7:49 PM
i told my dad i’m reading the 6th book in guillou’s hamilton series, Vendetta and he said aha, that’s the one where he has a vendetta, in italy
May 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
March 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
using this platform to exclusively plant post
March 22, 2025 at 10:26 AM
impulse bought a set of 15 2-in-1 Maigret books. it's magnificent.
February 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
1. Super Mario Bros or a Fantasia game where you played as a stationary Mickey smiting foes
2. Counter-Strike 1.6, no doubt
3. Whatever the different offshoots of the ZA/UM wreckage cooks up/the follow-up to Firewatch
3 questions

1. What's the first video game you remember playing
2. What video game do you think had the biggest impact on your life
3. What future video game are you most looking forward to (even if it'll never be made)
February 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
my parents often talk about watching Twin Peaks when it was first broadcast, in the middle of an episode one saturday a kindergarten in the neighborhood caught fire, everyone abandoned their tv sets and gathered to watch the blaze
January 18, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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If the TikTok ban leads to a lot of Americans realizing that China kinda rocks simply by being on Xiaohongshu then that’s the American empire equivalent of Wile E Coyote blowing himself up with his own trap.
January 14, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I love telling people that Norway’s equivalent of Joe Rogan is called Wolfgang Wee Uncut
January 13, 2025 at 9:52 AM
this truly is the new twitter. i’m getting follow notifications from porn bots twice a day now
January 13, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
January 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
personally 2024 was pretty great except for a month long stay in the hospital and a bit of a health crisis (on the mend and better than ever, almost)
January 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
@white2tea.bsky.social hey. will there be new roasted/smoked shengs and shous early next year? iirc that’s when you usually release them
December 18, 2024 at 12:29 PM
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one of my most deranged tendencies is that after eating a holiday meal i save the leftover food in the refrigerator so i can eat it over the next couple of days. but that’s just my unhinged libra chaos energy behavior
November 30, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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a christmas story i wrote
November 22, 2024 at 2:08 PM
a christmas story i wrote
November 22, 2024 at 2:08 PM
I got Neal Stephenson’s latest book, excited about it being a cold war novel. I just remembered that he has a baby brained american liberal’s understanding of politics. Now i’m bracing myself for how bad it’ll be lol
November 19, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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I don’t have a book but I do have a fair bit of short fiction! Mostly horror-adjacent fantasy with gothic and/or folkloric overtones. Often racy.

devilsdoorbell.itch.io
November 18, 2024 at 7:54 PM