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das perverse gebacke und das verkleckern der milch und des mehls würde mich nach kürzester zeit zum heftigsten abknilchen in der weihnachtsbäckerei bringen, hinterher würde ich gerne noch das rezept verschleppen während sie mir den restlichen teig mit den fingern durchkneten
December 3, 2023 at 4:30 PM
das perverse gebacke und das verkleckern der milch und des mehls würde mich nach kürzester zeit zum heftigsten abknilchen in der weihnachtsbäckerei bringen, hinterher würde ich gerne noch das rezept verschleppen während sie mir den restlichen teig mit den fingern durchkneten
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ich hasse meine knilche ohne spass diese dummen hurensohne ich bin fucking 14 und die heulen rum wenn ich EINE fuxking riesengroße kleckerei mache oder ab und das rezept verschleppe was zum fick ist falsch mit denen ohne witz ich wunsvhte ich waer in ner anderen weihnachtsbäckerei
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 AM
ich hasse meine knilche ohne spass diese dummen hurensohne ich bin fucking 14 und die heulen rum wenn ich EINE fuxking riesengroße kleckerei mache oder ab und das rezept verschleppe was zum fick ist falsch mit denen ohne witz ich wunsvhte ich waer in ner anderen weihnachtsbäckerei
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HELL YEAH this shit has been burned into my brain for years now
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
HELL YEAH this shit has been burned into my brain for years now
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if anyone knows where that screenshot is from pls tell me. but yeah, crabs.
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 AM
if anyone knows where that screenshot is from pls tell me. but yeah, crabs.
Du da 🫵
stell die Uhr an deinem Ofen richtig ein!
stell die Uhr an deinem Ofen richtig ein!
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Du da 🫵
stell die Uhr an deinem Ofen richtig ein!
stell die Uhr an deinem Ofen richtig ein!
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Here’s the reason I spoke to so many video game actors. I attended the launch of TIVA, an independently run audiobook series with all of your favourite voice actors, aiming to fight back against AI and corporations, featuring an all female/non-binary cast.
www.thegamer.com/tiva-intervi...
www.thegamer.com/tiva-intervi...
Mass Effect, Baldur's Gate, And Assassin's Creed Stars Unite For All-Female And Non-Binary Audiobook, And We Spoke To Them All
TIVA is a self-funded audiobook project featuring a wealth of talent, aiming to "stand against the exploitation of artists by corporations and AI."
www.thegamer.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Here’s the reason I spoke to so many video game actors. I attended the launch of TIVA, an independently run audiobook series with all of your favourite voice actors, aiming to fight back against AI and corporations, featuring an all female/non-binary cast.
www.thegamer.com/tiva-intervi...
www.thegamer.com/tiva-intervi...
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twitter ate this one up so yall get it too
November 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
twitter ate this one up so yall get it too
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Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant.
Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.
Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.
September 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant.
Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.
Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.
Wir basteln einen Fliesentisch
As a bit
As a bit
October 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Wir basteln einen Fliesentisch
As a bit
As a bit
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BY THE WAY
If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.
There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.
Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."
TURN IT OFF.
If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.
There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.
Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."
TURN IT OFF.
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
BY THE WAY
If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.
There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.
Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."
TURN IT OFF.
If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.
There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.
Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."
TURN IT OFF.
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ratlimit is a greatest of all time poster
October 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
ratlimit is a greatest of all time poster
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Listen. First off, cokelike is a misnomer because that genre was ORIGINALLY Kolacore before Coke took all the market share. Second, Dr. Pepper has a lot of traditional indie rootbrew characteristics despite being a AAA beverage with a AAA budget, though tbh it’s just cornslop at the end of the day
Easily the best cokelike
September 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Listen. First off, cokelike is a misnomer because that genre was ORIGINALLY Kolacore before Coke took all the market share. Second, Dr. Pepper has a lot of traditional indie rootbrew characteristics despite being a AAA beverage with a AAA budget, though tbh it’s just cornslop at the end of the day
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It's wild to me that there is a small but vocal section of the wrestling fandom that hates Omega for this. Man was able to go at 60-70% speed, in a match with actual flow and structure, with a literal child.
That's god-tier level professionalism.
That's god-tier level professionalism.
Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned.
Thought you'd enjoy this.
Thought you'd enjoy this.
September 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It's wild to me that there is a small but vocal section of the wrestling fandom that hates Omega for this. Man was able to go at 60-70% speed, in a match with actual flow and structure, with a literal child.
That's god-tier level professionalism.
That's god-tier level professionalism.
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All Night Forever #deltarune #puppet
September 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
All Night Forever #deltarune #puppet
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if you read one thing today, make it this absolutely devastating piece from a fact-checker who quit the New Yorker
bidoun.org/articles/hou...
bidoun.org/articles/hou...
September 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
if you read one thing today, make it this absolutely devastating piece from a fact-checker who quit the New Yorker
bidoun.org/articles/hou...
bidoun.org/articles/hou...
Mein neuer Favorit: durch schließen des Kofferraums ✨
Handlungen, durch die sich bereits mein Kofferraum geöffnet hat:
-Auto entriegeln
-Beliebige Türe öffnen
-Handbremse lösen
und jetzt neu:
-am Sicherheitsgurt ziehen
Was öffnet den Kofferraum als nächstes?
Geben sie Ihren Tipp ab und gewinnen Sie tolle Preise! (Dose Spezi oder ein paar Beeren vllt)
-Auto entriegeln
-Beliebige Türe öffnen
-Handbremse lösen
und jetzt neu:
-am Sicherheitsgurt ziehen
Was öffnet den Kofferraum als nächstes?
Geben sie Ihren Tipp ab und gewinnen Sie tolle Preise! (Dose Spezi oder ein paar Beeren vllt)
September 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Mein neuer Favorit: durch schließen des Kofferraums ✨
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i barely touched one and it moaned
September 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
i barely touched one and it moaned
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The Nation pulls NO punches, from @espiers.bsky.social
"There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”
"There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”
Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning
The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn’t a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division
www.thenation.com
September 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The Nation pulls NO punches, from @espiers.bsky.social
"There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”
"There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”
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Jezebel posted this two days ago. comments are locked now lol
September 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Jezebel posted this two days ago. comments are locked now lol
Unbothered, sunburned, in my lane, flourishing
September 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Unbothered, sunburned, in my lane, flourishing