@moonwolf-tzarnal.bsky.social
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
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TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
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Ideas for people looking to join the isekai TTPRG wave:
- players can only take terrible gimmick RPG classes and have to figure out what combo of upgrades makes them good actually
- you’re all monsters in a dungeon that the overpowered hero has been grinding nonstop
- slow life farming sim (horny)
- players can only take terrible gimmick RPG classes and have to figure out what combo of upgrades makes them good actually
- you’re all monsters in a dungeon that the overpowered hero has been grinding nonstop
- slow life farming sim (horny)
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Ideas for people looking to join the isekai TTPRG wave:
- players can only take terrible gimmick RPG classes and have to figure out what combo of upgrades makes them good actually
- you’re all monsters in a dungeon that the overpowered hero has been grinding nonstop
- slow life farming sim (horny)
- players can only take terrible gimmick RPG classes and have to figure out what combo of upgrades makes them good actually
- you’re all monsters in a dungeon that the overpowered hero has been grinding nonstop
- slow life farming sim (horny)
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cryptography is a mathematical system for transforming problems which aren't key-management problems into key-management problems
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
cryptography is a mathematical system for transforming problems which aren't key-management problems into key-management problems
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crying at the steam art just being this
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
crying at the steam art just being this
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I’m gonna fucking throw up laughing dude
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’m gonna fucking throw up laughing dude
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happy cloudflare outage day to all who celebrate
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
happy cloudflare outage day to all who celebrate
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IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
IMPORTANT
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk.
DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!!
If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks!
BE SAFE!!!
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Cozy fantasy story about an adventurer who decides to retire and pursue their dream of assassinating the royal family. No gods no masters
March 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Cozy fantasy story about an adventurer who decides to retire and pursue their dream of assassinating the royal family. No gods no masters
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I am endlessly amused by the fact that Cirno's crouch animation in the Touhou fighting games is to just stand on the ground, and that her crouching light attack is just this.
October 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I am endlessly amused by the fact that Cirno's crouch animation in the Touhou fighting games is to just stand on the ground, and that her crouching light attack is just this.
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October 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage
October 20, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage
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us-east-1 down is the same kind of fun event as big boat stuck
why is it always us-east-1?
October 20, 2025 at 8:48 AM
us-east-1 down is the same kind of fun event as big boat stuck
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Taking things to the next level by insisting everyone refer to cornfield mazes as "metroidgrainias"
October 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Taking things to the next level by insisting everyone refer to cornfield mazes as "metroidgrainias"
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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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Hot take: books should smell like old paper, and that's IT.
October 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Hot take: books should smell like old paper, and that's IT.
Every day I open bluesky and i have to play the game of wtf is this half a dozen word message by Ben about.
fifty five
BILLION DOLLARS
BILLION DOLLARS
September 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Every day I open bluesky and i have to play the game of wtf is this half a dozen word message by Ben about.
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Here is a fun test to see how well you know your loved ones: ask for your partner’s phone and check how many unread emails they have.
My friend was telling me he is dating someone with 60,000 unread emails and then I discovered this when I texted my wife about it.
My friend was telling me he is dating someone with 60,000 unread emails and then I discovered this when I texted my wife about it.
September 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Here is a fun test to see how well you know your loved ones: ask for your partner’s phone and check how many unread emails they have.
My friend was telling me he is dating someone with 60,000 unread emails and then I discovered this when I texted my wife about it.
My friend was telling me he is dating someone with 60,000 unread emails and then I discovered this when I texted my wife about it.
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
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My next campaign is live! CRINGE WIZARD is an isekai light novel about a guy who gets reborn in the bad TTRPG campaign he ran as a teenager, and it can be yours for only Ten God-Blessed American Dollars:
CRINGE WIZARD: A TTRPG Isekai Light Novel
A light novel about a guy forced to live through the terrible TTRPG campaign he ran when he was a teenager.
www.kickstarter.com
September 16, 2025 at 12:08 PM
My next campaign is live! CRINGE WIZARD is an isekai light novel about a guy who gets reborn in the bad TTRPG campaign he ran as a teenager, and it can be yours for only Ten God-Blessed American Dollars:
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"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" well I asked Achenar from the best-selling point&click adventure game Myst and he told me to bring him the blue pages and NOT to touch the red ones
July 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" well I asked Achenar from the best-selling point&click adventure game Myst and he told me to bring him the blue pages and NOT to touch the red ones
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There are more than 5,500 species of lizards, so we could've made this much longer.
August 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
There are more than 5,500 species of lizards, so we could've made this much longer.