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"I hate to be that guy but-" no you don't. You love to be that guy. It's why you are that guy. You've got a hard on to be that guy that can be seen from space.
January 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
"I hate to be that guy but-" no you don't. You love to be that guy. It's why you are that guy. You've got a hard on to be that guy that can be seen from space.
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Alt text: No shit edition.
January 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Alt text: No shit edition.
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"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."
(presses zero)
"Zero is not a menu option, it's the number of meaningful relationships you'll have in your lifetime because you just don't listen."
(presses zero)
"Zero is not a menu option, it's the number of meaningful relationships you'll have in your lifetime because you just don't listen."
January 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."
(presses zero)
"Zero is not a menu option, it's the number of meaningful relationships you'll have in your lifetime because you just don't listen."
(presses zero)
"Zero is not a menu option, it's the number of meaningful relationships you'll have in your lifetime because you just don't listen."
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Friend: are you almost ready for our hike?
Me: *waiting for my French onion soup to cool so I can fill my Camelback* 10 mins
Me: *waiting for my French onion soup to cool so I can fill my Camelback* 10 mins
January 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Friend: are you almost ready for our hike?
Me: *waiting for my French onion soup to cool so I can fill my Camelback* 10 mins
Me: *waiting for my French onion soup to cool so I can fill my Camelback* 10 mins
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Now that my body is falling apart I have to find someone who loves me for my personality, so I guess I’m dying alone now
January 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Now that my body is falling apart I have to find someone who loves me for my personality, so I guess I’m dying alone now
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Heavy is the book that has the words.
January 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Heavy is the book that has the words.
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Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time
November 17, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time
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i just realized if they really ban tiktok vine can come back
January 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
i just realized if they really ban tiktok vine can come back
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He was a Chinese Spy assigned to my TikTok account to monitor my cooking videos.
He was an FBI agent assigned to me after I posted “I get where Luigi Mangione is coming from.”
🎶 Can I make it aaanymore obvious? 🎶
He was an FBI agent assigned to me after I posted “I get where Luigi Mangione is coming from.”
🎶 Can I make it aaanymore obvious? 🎶
January 16, 2025 at 11:10 AM
He was a Chinese Spy assigned to my TikTok account to monitor my cooking videos.
He was an FBI agent assigned to me after I posted “I get where Luigi Mangione is coming from.”
🎶 Can I make it aaanymore obvious? 🎶
He was an FBI agent assigned to me after I posted “I get where Luigi Mangione is coming from.”
🎶 Can I make it aaanymore obvious? 🎶
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A lot of you refuse to separate Chinese people from Chinese government because keeping them together is some kind of political or moral justification for your racism.
It would honestly save us a lot of time reading if you just started using slurs again.
It would honestly save us a lot of time reading if you just started using slurs again.
January 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
A lot of you refuse to separate Chinese people from Chinese government because keeping them together is some kind of political or moral justification for your racism.
It would honestly save us a lot of time reading if you just started using slurs again.
It would honestly save us a lot of time reading if you just started using slurs again.
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one thing i’m stuck on is this idea that “masculine” energy means license to act like a chud in public, as opposed to more traditional notions of public masculinity, such as those that put a premium on the performance of integrity, honesty, honor and generosity.
January 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
one thing i’m stuck on is this idea that “masculine” energy means license to act like a chud in public, as opposed to more traditional notions of public masculinity, such as those that put a premium on the performance of integrity, honesty, honor and generosity.
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Very exciting! SpaceX are now one step closer to their goal of a manned spaceflight with a 100% fatality rate
BREAKING: Debris seen over the Caribbean after SpaceX's Starship explodes during test flight
January 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Very exciting! SpaceX are now one step closer to their goal of a manned spaceflight with a 100% fatality rate
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In French, ‘entrepreneur’ used to mean “undertaker” or “funeral director.”
The words ‘undertaker’ and ‘entrepreneur’ are very similar: an entrepreneur “undertakes” a business, and the French word comes from ‘prendre,’ meaning “to take.”
The words ‘undertaker’ and ‘entrepreneur’ are very similar: an entrepreneur “undertakes” a business, and the French word comes from ‘prendre,’ meaning “to take.”
January 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
In French, ‘entrepreneur’ used to mean “undertaker” or “funeral director.”
The words ‘undertaker’ and ‘entrepreneur’ are very similar: an entrepreneur “undertakes” a business, and the French word comes from ‘prendre,’ meaning “to take.”
The words ‘undertaker’ and ‘entrepreneur’ are very similar: an entrepreneur “undertakes” a business, and the French word comes from ‘prendre,’ meaning “to take.”
These are your words of the week
waterboarding
woke
norovirus
Santa Ana
oligarchy
medlar
www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/the...
waterboarding
woke
norovirus
Santa Ana
oligarchy
medlar
www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/the...
The Words of the Week - Jan. 17
Dictionary lookups from Capitol Hill, the White House, and California
www.merriam-webster.com
January 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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I didn’t vote for this. None of us did.
January 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I didn’t vote for this. None of us did.
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Happy National Thesaurus Day!
January 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Happy National Thesaurus Day!
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Food for thought.
January 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Food for thought.
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This is heartening to see! The resistance is beginning.
I know we are tired. I know we are fearful. But we will make ourselves heard and reclaim this country from the grip of MAGA fascism.
I’ve seen the inside of barbed wire prison camps in America. We came back from that and shall overcome this.
I know we are tired. I know we are fearful. But we will make ourselves heard and reclaim this country from the grip of MAGA fascism.
I’ve seen the inside of barbed wire prison camps in America. We came back from that and shall overcome this.
The People’s March is moving through the streets of Washington: “We won’t go back!”
A broad coalition of activists — among them climate, women’s rights, immigration, anti-war, LGBT, D.C. statehood, racial justice — are mobilizing in unison against Trump, three days before his inauguration. 🧵
A broad coalition of activists — among them climate, women’s rights, immigration, anti-war, LGBT, D.C. statehood, racial justice — are mobilizing in unison against Trump, three days before his inauguration. 🧵
January 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
This is heartening to see! The resistance is beginning.
I know we are tired. I know we are fearful. But we will make ourselves heard and reclaim this country from the grip of MAGA fascism.
I’ve seen the inside of barbed wire prison camps in America. We came back from that and shall overcome this.
I know we are tired. I know we are fearful. But we will make ourselves heard and reclaim this country from the grip of MAGA fascism.
I’ve seen the inside of barbed wire prison camps in America. We came back from that and shall overcome this.
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