Craig Skull
@monsata.bsky.social
Idiot, genius, and rarely anything in-between.
Anti-fascist, glitch artist, ttrpg fan, local cryptid.
Occasionally confused with a massive agriculture conglomerate.
Anti-fascist, glitch artist, ttrpg fan, local cryptid.
Occasionally confused with a massive agriculture conglomerate.
One hell of a way to introduce the third act.
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
One hell of a way to introduce the third act.
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Fall-back skill became full-time gig 2 recessions ago, stayed that way for so long that now I can't leave.
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Fall-back skill became full-time gig 2 recessions ago, stayed that way for so long that now I can't leave.
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But enough about my d&d group.
November 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
But enough about my d&d group.
"You've got questions, we've got answer. Yeah, just the one.
What's that? Our answer didn't actually answer any of your questions?
...where are you from, exactly?"
What's that? Our answer didn't actually answer any of your questions?
...where are you from, exactly?"
this defies parody. also helps explain why Sec Bessent bizarrely blamed immigrants when confronted with a question about high beef prices
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"You've got questions, we've got answer. Yeah, just the one.
What's that? Our answer didn't actually answer any of your questions?
...where are you from, exactly?"
What's that? Our answer didn't actually answer any of your questions?
...where are you from, exactly?"
While it's far from The Best of their songs, I think Led Zeppelin's "Ramble On" is still my favorite, due to the implication that Robert Plant seriously fumbled an orcish baddie, and the simultaneous canonization of Gollum as Mr. Steal Yo Girl.
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
While it's far from The Best of their songs, I think Led Zeppelin's "Ramble On" is still my favorite, due to the implication that Robert Plant seriously fumbled an orcish baddie, and the simultaneous canonization of Gollum as Mr. Steal Yo Girl.
This might be the prettiest cake I've ever baked.
Damn shame that I have to cover it in frosting.
Damn shame that I have to cover it in frosting.
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This might be the prettiest cake I've ever baked.
Damn shame that I have to cover it in frosting.
Damn shame that I have to cover it in frosting.
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“There’s clearly something political about it but nobody knows what it is”, is arguably the defining quote of the modern age.
It’s the exclusive everyone wanted, the story that will win next year’s Pulitzer…
I can reveal London’s giant AI generated Christmas artwork, the subject of much online mockery, is being torn down - and I honestly *genuinely* think you’ll never guess why. www.londoncentric.media/p/ai-artwork...
I can reveal London’s giant AI generated Christmas artwork, the subject of much online mockery, is being torn down - and I honestly *genuinely* think you’ll never guess why. www.londoncentric.media/p/ai-artwork...
London's giant AI artwork to be torn down
The bizarre story of why a much-talked-about creation is being torn down. Plus: Docklands Light Railway extension, giant laser stalks the night sky, and more tales of Android phone theft rejection.
www.londoncentric.media
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 AM
“There’s clearly something political about it but nobody knows what it is”, is arguably the defining quote of the modern age.
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1. Anybody honestly surprised by this shit doesn't know enough Actually Rich people.
There's a reason Jesus explicitly said none of them are getting into heaven.
2. Every single person named in those files, regardless of what letter they put after their name, should be put inside the Wicker Man.
There's a reason Jesus explicitly said none of them are getting into heaven.
2. Every single person named in those files, regardless of what letter they put after their name, should be put inside the Wicker Man.
I want to lay down a few markers here for folks as the clock starts ticking down to the release of the Epstein Files.
1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
1. Anybody honestly surprised by this shit doesn't know enough Actually Rich people.
There's a reason Jesus explicitly said none of them are getting into heaven.
2. Every single person named in those files, regardless of what letter they put after their name, should be put inside the Wicker Man.
There's a reason Jesus explicitly said none of them are getting into heaven.
2. Every single person named in those files, regardless of what letter they put after their name, should be put inside the Wicker Man.
I still cannot believe that this cretinous toad hasn't been punched right in its inflatable throat sack yet.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I still cannot believe that this cretinous toad hasn't been punched right in its inflatable throat sack yet.
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What happens when you have cognitive decline worsened by the fear that all your heinous sexual crimes against children are close to being revealed.
I can usually translate him, but either I’m losing my mind, or he is.
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
What happens when you have cognitive decline worsened by the fear that all your heinous sexual crimes against children are close to being revealed.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
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November 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
LOOK
JUST LOOKATITTTT
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING LINEUP
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JUST LOOKATITTTT
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING LINEUP
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What are your top 5 movie genres?
1. Sci-fi
2. Action/adventure (bonus points if it hits fantasy elements)
3. Cosmic horror
4. Psychological thrillers
5. Stoner comedies
1. Sci-fi
2. Action/adventure (bonus points if it hits fantasy elements)
3. Cosmic horror
4. Psychological thrillers
5. Stoner comedies
What are your top 5 movie genres?
1: the cowboy/samurai mix mash of films (seven samurai/magnificent seven for example).
2: Mel Brooks, Monty python, and other absurdities.
3: cosmic horror.
4: Cohen brother.
5: martial arts movies.
1: the cowboy/samurai mix mash of films (seven samurai/magnificent seven for example).
2: Mel Brooks, Monty python, and other absurdities.
3: cosmic horror.
4: Cohen brother.
5: martial arts movies.
What are your top 5 movie genres?
Kids’ movies that take more creative risks than grown up movies
Obscure 80s movies it’s hard to even find on the internet
Sedate international films with personal stakes
Harrison Ford
“I got this big studio to sign off and now I’m making art in spite of them.”
Kids’ movies that take more creative risks than grown up movies
Obscure 80s movies it’s hard to even find on the internet
Sedate international films with personal stakes
Harrison Ford
“I got this big studio to sign off and now I’m making art in spite of them.”
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
What are your top 5 movie genres?
1. Sci-fi
2. Action/adventure (bonus points if it hits fantasy elements)
3. Cosmic horror
4. Psychological thrillers
5. Stoner comedies
1. Sci-fi
2. Action/adventure (bonus points if it hits fantasy elements)
3. Cosmic horror
4. Psychological thrillers
5. Stoner comedies
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Classic pope swagger
November 16, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Classic pope swagger
It genuinely amazes me that nobody can see that he's literally the goddamned Simpsons monorail salesman.
November 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
It genuinely amazes me that nobody can see that he's literally the goddamned Simpsons monorail salesman.
Hey, asshole, it's either cowboy OR pirate, you can't do both.
Also, please go fuck yourself into a very deep pit that you cannot escape from and stay there.
Also, please go fuck yourself into a very deep pit that you cannot escape from and stay there.
"'Right now, under federal statutes, President Trump can call us up as the militia,' he said
Rhodes added that he’d like to see Trump 'order us all to come together in our counties under his command'...”
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
Rhodes added that he’d like to see Trump 'order us all to come together in our counties under his command'...”
www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
With a Trump pardon in hand, Stewart Rhodes says he’s ‘rebuilding’ the Oath Keepers
After vowing to bring back his group, Rhodes added that he’d like to see the president “order us all to come together ... under his command.”
www.ms.now
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Hey, asshole, it's either cowboy OR pirate, you can't do both.
Also, please go fuck yourself into a very deep pit that you cannot escape from and stay there.
Also, please go fuck yourself into a very deep pit that you cannot escape from and stay there.
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It doesn’t matter who is in the Epstein files.
Presidents, oligarchs, foreign dignitaries, royalty, democrats, republicans…
Release them all and let’s be rid of our national shame.
Presidents, oligarchs, foreign dignitaries, royalty, democrats, republicans…
Release them all and let’s be rid of our national shame.
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It doesn’t matter who is in the Epstein files.
Presidents, oligarchs, foreign dignitaries, royalty, democrats, republicans…
Release them all and let’s be rid of our national shame.
Presidents, oligarchs, foreign dignitaries, royalty, democrats, republicans…
Release them all and let’s be rid of our national shame.
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Funny how that works, huh? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/u...
Justice Department to Investigate Epstein Ties, but Not to Trump
www.nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Funny how that works, huh? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/u...
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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imagine going through a rough patch financially and u have to cancel your subscription to your mum
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 AM
imagine going through a rough patch financially and u have to cancel your subscription to your mum
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Do political science profs have to explain to their students that, for most of American history, it was actually borderline unthinkable that elected officials and their spokespersons would constantly talk like trashy reality show contestants?
After calling Schumer a "Palestinian," Leavitt refers to "Gavin Newscum." So she's just ripping off her boss's smears now.
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Do political science profs have to explain to their students that, for most of American history, it was actually borderline unthinkable that elected officials and their spokespersons would constantly talk like trashy reality show contestants?