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monoveler.bsky.social
@monoveler.bsky.social
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Hi, my name is Donald J Trump and im here to fuck your teenage daughter
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Ahh so if you’re new to Bluesky and you wanna grow here, I have a few tips:

1. take the pingas molly IMMEDIATELY and have the worst fucking night of your life
December 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Relatives Gather From Across The Country To Stare Into Screens Together https://theonion.com/relatives-gather-from-across-the-country-to-stare-into-1819575960/
December 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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clean my exoskellyyyyyy
December 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Shoutout barack obama just kidding fuck ur life
December 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Critical support to our f****t in chief mr donny johnny twump
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Hi, my name is Donald J Trump and im here to fuck your teenage daughter
July 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
God save me, I cant help but smell really fucking good all the time
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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there is much pain in this world but not on this porch
February 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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hell yeah bruther
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Newsom is a demagogue and hypocrite. He will say anything to advance his political career.
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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@sigsauerinc.bsky.social fuck you Nazi supporting trash
November 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Feckless idiot who laid himself prostrate at the feet of Roger Stone & W Bush
November 7th, 2000.
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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complete support to the first impoverished mocap sweatshop worker driving one of these things that manages to bludgeon it's wealthy owner to death with a lamp or similar household item
The loading-the-dishwasher struggle is real. Even—or especially—for the $20,000 1X Neo humanoid home robot.

🔗: on.wsj.com/47whlZ1
October 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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ALCHEMICAL POTION OF PROJECTILE VOMIT AND VIOLENTLY SHIT YOUR FUCKING PANTS AT XMAS PARTY
October 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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TIRED OF ALL CONSPIRACY THEORIES GETTING FOLDED INTO THE RIGHT WING/Q ANON UR-CONSPIRACY!!!

I AM KEEPING MY "SEA SERPENTS WERE ACTUALLY A REALLY BIG TYPE OF POLYCHAETE WORM THAT SAILORS SAW IN THE WATER THAT WENT EXTINCT A FEW HUNDRED YEARS AGO" FREE OF RIGHT WING POLITICAL INFLUENCE!!!
October 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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paper straws in drinks are mostly history now, but it was one of those weird things that you really didn’t see anywhere at all but a certain kind of person acted like was the most egregious afront to humanity they’ve ever witnessed
October 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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please understand, this man ⬇️ and every single person with similar aims, or enablers of it, regardless of party, want you and your family to die starving and in pain. they openly, gleefully jack off to it. they make it very clear, the ruling class wants to watch you suffer and die, they revel in it.
New reporting reveals the Trump administration cut $500 million in deliveries to food banks across the country.

Food banks were expecting over 27 million pounds of chicken, 2 million gallons of milk, 10 million pounds of dried fruit and 67 million eggs that never arrived and went to waste instead.
October 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM