@monoveler.bsky.social
Im only 13 years old but im rolling on combat stimulants and ecstasy and im ready to kill or die for my gang
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Hi, my name is Donald J Trump and im here to fuck your teenage daughter
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Every celebrity connected to Epstein: “I was there for the big brain conferences”
Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?”
Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”
Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?”
Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”
January 31, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Every celebrity connected to Epstein: “I was there for the big brain conferences”
Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?”
Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”
Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?”
Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”
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[with gritted teeth] everybody likes me
January 30, 2026 at 12:07 AM
[with gritted teeth] everybody likes me
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Love to see a ratio like that
January 25, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Love to see a ratio like that
Aw meeeeeee lol
Horribly Depressed Zookeeper Has Always Had Special Connection With Animals https://theonion.com/horribly-depressed-zookeeper-has-always-had-special-con-1819574509/
January 22, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Aw meeeeeee lol
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tfw the syndrome is kessler 😎
January 22, 2026 at 5:08 PM
tfw the syndrome is kessler 😎
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"vote blue no matter who," i hear, as my lesbian neighbor gets shot in the face for recording the ice agents beating the shit out of me because they don't believe my passport is real
when i return home, i check my email and see, "WE NEED YOU TO SEND $5 TO SEND MORE DEMOCRATS TO WASHINGTON"
when i return home, i check my email and see, "WE NEED YOU TO SEND $5 TO SEND MORE DEMOCRATS TO WASHINGTON"
Staring at a five-alarm fire, Democrats work up a good mouthful of spit.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Democrats Support Bill That Would Give ICE $10 Billion
The party has few good options for restraining ICE, which is flush with cash thanks to the passage of President Donald Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill.
www.huffpost.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:15 PM
"vote blue no matter who," i hear, as my lesbian neighbor gets shot in the face for recording the ice agents beating the shit out of me because they don't believe my passport is real
when i return home, i check my email and see, "WE NEED YOU TO SEND $5 TO SEND MORE DEMOCRATS TO WASHINGTON"
when i return home, i check my email and see, "WE NEED YOU TO SEND $5 TO SEND MORE DEMOCRATS TO WASHINGTON"
2014
January 11, 2026 at 10:46 PM
2014
Reminiscing beer twitter, hope everyone is doing well
January 10, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Reminiscing beer twitter, hope everyone is doing well
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"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." — George Orwell
January 9, 2026 at 2:41 PM
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." — George Orwell
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The grok media tab on twitter is truly horrifying. It's straight up revenge porn on a social app used by everyone.
Twitter should be sued for this and people really need to leave it behind.
Twitter should be sued for this and people really need to leave it behind.
December 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The grok media tab on twitter is truly horrifying. It's straight up revenge porn on a social app used by everyone.
Twitter should be sued for this and people really need to leave it behind.
Twitter should be sued for this and people really need to leave it behind.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Ahh so if you’re new to Bluesky and you wanna grow here, I have a few tips:
1. take the pingas molly IMMEDIATELY and have the worst fucking night of your life
1. take the pingas molly IMMEDIATELY and have the worst fucking night of your life
December 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Ahh so if you’re new to Bluesky and you wanna grow here, I have a few tips:
1. take the pingas molly IMMEDIATELY and have the worst fucking night of your life
1. take the pingas molly IMMEDIATELY and have the worst fucking night of your life
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Relatives Gather From Across The Country To Stare Into Screens Together https://theonion.com/relatives-gather-from-across-the-country-to-stare-into-1819575960/
December 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Relatives Gather From Across The Country To Stare Into Screens Together https://theonion.com/relatives-gather-from-across-the-country-to-stare-into-1819575960/
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clean my exoskellyyyyyy
December 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
clean my exoskellyyyyyy
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Shoutout barack obama just kidding fuck ur life
December 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Shoutout barack obama just kidding fuck ur life
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Critical support to our f****t in chief mr donny johnny twump
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Critical support to our f****t in chief mr donny johnny twump
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Hi, my name is Donald J Trump and im here to fuck your teenage daughter
July 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Hi, my name is Donald J Trump and im here to fuck your teenage daughter
God save me, I cant help but smell really fucking good all the time
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
God save me, I cant help but smell really fucking good all the time
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there is much pain in this world but not on this porch
February 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
there is much pain in this world but not on this porch
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These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
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hell yeah bruther
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
hell yeah bruther
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
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Newsom is a demagogue and hypocrite. He will say anything to advance his political career.
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Newsom is a demagogue and hypocrite. He will say anything to advance his political career.
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@sigsauerinc.bsky.social fuck you Nazi supporting trash
November 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
@sigsauerinc.bsky.social fuck you Nazi supporting trash