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I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
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This dude is intense and correct
January 15, 2026 at 9:05 AM
This dude is intense and correct
502 consecutive starts will never be even sniffed by anyone else. RIP legend
Former Blackhawks goalie Glenn Hall, one of the greatest goalies in NHL history, died today at age 94.
He once made 502 consecutive starts — all without a mask.
"I’ve always said, 'You’ve got to be a little sick to be a goalie.'"
Story: chicago.suntimes.com/blackhawks/2...
He once made 502 consecutive starts — all without a mask.
"I’ve always said, 'You’ve got to be a little sick to be a goalie.'"
Story: chicago.suntimes.com/blackhawks/2...
Glenn Hall, Stanley Cup-winning Blackhawks goalie and trailblazer, dies at 94
Hall played 10 season for the Hawks from 1957 to 1967, during which he set an unbreakable record of 502 consecutive starts — all without a mask.
chicago.suntimes.com
January 8, 2026 at 4:35 AM
502 consecutive starts will never be even sniffed by anyone else. RIP legend
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2026 is the year I switch to "that's so real bestie" as a way to get out of a Jeopardy! contestant interview.
January 1, 2026 at 8:19 PM
2026 is the year I switch to "that's so real bestie" as a way to get out of a Jeopardy! contestant interview.
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Gamers. It’s time
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Gamers. It’s time
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Dad Shushes Family While Focused On Jumbotron Hat Shuffle https://theonion.com/dad-shushes-family-while-focused-on-jumbotron-hat-shuffle/
October 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Dad Shushes Family While Focused On Jumbotron Hat Shuffle https://theonion.com/dad-shushes-family-while-focused-on-jumbotron-hat-shuffle/
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ANNOUNCEMENT: Hard Drive Has Been Sold to Shinra Electric Power Company in 100 Trillion Gil Deal
September 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
ANNOUNCEMENT: Hard Drive Has Been Sold to Shinra Electric Power Company in 100 Trillion Gil Deal
I would like to announce my retirement from the Cha cha slide.
After 20+ seasons of participating at weddings, bingo nights and gym classes I think it's time to take it back now y'all and focus on other efforts.
After 20+ seasons of participating at weddings, bingo nights and gym classes I think it's time to take it back now y'all and focus on other efforts.
August 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I would like to announce my retirement from the Cha cha slide.
After 20+ seasons of participating at weddings, bingo nights and gym classes I think it's time to take it back now y'all and focus on other efforts.
After 20+ seasons of participating at weddings, bingo nights and gym classes I think it's time to take it back now y'all and focus on other efforts.
Just remembered how the Fall Out Boy version of "We Didn't Start the Fire" doesn't follow any sort of chronological order and got really angry again
June 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Just remembered how the Fall Out Boy version of "We Didn't Start the Fire" doesn't follow any sort of chronological order and got really angry again
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OH MY FUCKING GOOOODDDDDDDDD
MATSUNO YOU ARE THE ETERNAL GOAT
MATSUNO YOU ARE THE ETERNAL GOAT
June 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
OH MY FUCKING GOOOODDDDDDDDD
MATSUNO YOU ARE THE ETERNAL GOAT
MATSUNO YOU ARE THE ETERNAL GOAT
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"welcome to Disneyland, you must kill all fascists"
June 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
"welcome to Disneyland, you must kill all fascists"
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how else can you describe the rehearsal other than just “pure art”
May 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
how else can you describe the rehearsal other than just “pure art”
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Mentally, we’re here.
May 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Mentally, we’re here.
My flops? Flipped.
My ball? Pickled.
My ankle? Rolled.
My ball? Pickled.
My ankle? Rolled.
May 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
My flops? Flipped.
My ball? Pickled.
My ankle? Rolled.
My ball? Pickled.
My ankle? Rolled.
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New Coolest Photo of Kojima dropped.
May 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
New Coolest Photo of Kojima dropped.
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Might be a rocky start but don't worry, he'll be much better in a few years as Pope Leo XIV: A Realm Reborn
May 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Might be a rocky start but don't worry, he'll be much better in a few years as Pope Leo XIV: A Realm Reborn
I know the Universes Beyond sets are pretty controversial, but I'm so stoked to go ham on the Final Fantasy Magic cards
May 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I know the Universes Beyond sets are pretty controversial, but I'm so stoked to go ham on the Final Fantasy Magic cards
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great thread. Modern times have brought even greater clarity to the rights of all people
May 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
great thread. Modern times have brought even greater clarity to the rights of all people
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Get you a congressperson who can enumerate the literary themes of the best anime ever produced.
Rewatching FMAB and goddamn it’s still one of the best pieces of popular media depicting genocide, trauma, corruption, and hope to ever be created.
April 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Get you a congressperson who can enumerate the literary themes of the best anime ever produced.
