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@mls07.bsky.social
Jesus dude. Family dude. Sports dude. Love people dude.
Baffled the White Sox landed Munetaka Murakami. Equally baffles me they signed him to a 2 year, 34 mil dollar deal. Chi was one of the few teams w/o a glaring hole at 3B/1B w/ Colson Montgomery, Miguel Vargas, & Lenyn Sosa. Appears that Vargas/Sosa will spend more time in the outfield.
December 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Baffled the White Sox landed Munetaka Murakami. Equally baffles me they signed him to a 2 year, 34 mil dollar deal. Chi was one of the few teams w/o a glaring hole at 3B/1B w/ Colson Montgomery, Miguel Vargas, & Lenyn Sosa. Appears that Vargas/Sosa will spend more time in the outfield.
I, for one, am ready for the extinction of the bowl games featuring a 6-6 team vs a 7-5 team.
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I, for one, am ready for the extinction of the bowl games featuring a 6-6 team vs a 7-5 team.
So... headbutting an official while screaming in his face isn't a direct ejection? Good to know #Michigan is on the ref's side this early in the game against #OhioState
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
So... headbutting an official while screaming in his face isn't a direct ejection? Good to know #Michigan is on the ref's side this early in the game against #OhioState
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Anthony Rendon retiring
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Anthony Rendon retiring
NFL writers seem split on the price Indy paid to acquire all-pro CB Sauce Gardner from New York. I think this is a classic case of “really good player from bad team/org/environment isn’t playing up to their potential but gets change of scenery and plays up to their potential”. Indy just got a GUY.
November 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
NFL writers seem split on the price Indy paid to acquire all-pro CB Sauce Gardner from New York. I think this is a classic case of “really good player from bad team/org/environment isn’t playing up to their potential but gets change of scenery and plays up to their potential”. Indy just got a GUY.
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My issue with the Dodgers winning isn't that it was bad for baseball, it's that it was bad for ME
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My issue with the Dodgers winning isn't that it was bad for baseball, it's that it was bad for ME
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Earlier this month, Kerry Carpenter tied the record for most times on base in a Postseason game (6).
In Game 3, Shohei Ohtani obliterated that record, and tied the high mark for any game—regular season or Postseason: stathead.com/tiny/IxPew
In Game 3, Shohei Ohtani obliterated that record, and tied the high mark for any game—regular season or Postseason: stathead.com/tiny/IxPew
October 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Earlier this month, Kerry Carpenter tied the record for most times on base in a Postseason game (6).
In Game 3, Shohei Ohtani obliterated that record, and tied the high mark for any game—regular season or Postseason: stathead.com/tiny/IxPew
In Game 3, Shohei Ohtani obliterated that record, and tied the high mark for any game—regular season or Postseason: stathead.com/tiny/IxPew
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Will Klein in a "Rapinoe/Kaepernick 2020" shirt
October 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Will Klein in a "Rapinoe/Kaepernick 2020" shirt
The #Mariners fan who changes his HR count shirt after every #Raleigh homer with his new HR count…. That is my kind of dude. #MLBplayoffs
October 18, 2025 at 11:32 AM
The #Mariners fan who changes his HR count shirt after every #Raleigh homer with his new HR count…. That is my kind of dude. #MLBplayoffs
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If Shohei Ohtani can hit three home runs while pitching six shutout innings, you can spend a couple of hours marching for democracy.
October 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
If Shohei Ohtani can hit three home runs while pitching six shutout innings, you can spend a couple of hours marching for democracy.
As a baseball fan, it’s hard not to marvel at Shohei Ohtani. In a NLDS clinching performance against the team with the most wins in the MLB this year, he hits 3 HRs and throws 6 scoreless innings with 10 Ks (only allowed 5 base runners).
He’s like a 3-horned unicorn.
He’s like a 3-horned unicorn.
October 18, 2025 at 10:41 AM
As a baseball fan, it’s hard not to marvel at Shohei Ohtani. In a NLDS clinching performance against the team with the most wins in the MLB this year, he hits 3 HRs and throws 6 scoreless innings with 10 Ks (only allowed 5 base runners).
He’s like a 3-horned unicorn.
He’s like a 3-horned unicorn.
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Pretty sure I say this every Columbus Day, but getting hauled back to Spain for excessive brutality in 1500, just as the Inquisition was really getting fired up, is some genuinely Evil Guys Hall of Infamy material
October 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Pretty sure I say this every Columbus Day, but getting hauled back to Spain for excessive brutality in 1500, just as the Inquisition was really getting fired up, is some genuinely Evil Guys Hall of Infamy material
Tarik Skubal's final 5 starts, with the division title on the line and in the playoffs:
🔹6 innings, 1 ER, 9 Ks
🔹6 innings, 1 ER, 8 Ks
🔹7.2 innings, 1 ER, 14 Ks
🔹7 innings, 2 ER, 9 Ks
🔹6 innings, 1 ER, 13 Ks
The Tigers went 1-4 in those games.
🔹6 innings, 1 ER, 9 Ks
🔹6 innings, 1 ER, 8 Ks
🔹7.2 innings, 1 ER, 14 Ks
🔹7 innings, 2 ER, 9 Ks
🔹6 innings, 1 ER, 13 Ks
The Tigers went 1-4 in those games.
October 11, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Tarik Skubal's final 5 starts, with the division title on the line and in the playoffs:
🔹6 innings, 1 ER, 9 Ks
🔹6 innings, 1 ER, 8 Ks
🔹7.2 innings, 1 ER, 14 Ks
🔹7 innings, 2 ER, 9 Ks
🔹6 innings, 1 ER, 13 Ks
The Tigers went 1-4 in those games.
🔹6 innings, 1 ER, 9 Ks
🔹6 innings, 1 ER, 8 Ks
🔹7.2 innings, 1 ER, 14 Ks
🔹7 innings, 2 ER, 9 Ks
🔹6 innings, 1 ER, 13 Ks
The Tigers went 1-4 in those games.
I’m not sure I’ll ever forgive Scott Harris for massively fumbling the trade deadline and not reinforcing this Tigers team for a playoff push. Gigantic opportunity wasted for a potential WS appearance. Truly believe his lack of action crushed the vibes of the clubhouse.
October 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I’m not sure I’ll ever forgive Scott Harris for massively fumbling the trade deadline and not reinforcing this Tigers team for a playoff push. Gigantic opportunity wasted for a potential WS appearance. Truly believe his lack of action crushed the vibes of the clubhouse.
@rodger.bsky.social is on fire today #NCAAFB
August 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
@rodger.bsky.social is on fire today #NCAAFB
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Me, updating my offseason list spreadsheets
a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with papers taped to it .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with papers taped to it .
media.tenor.com
July 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Me, updating my offseason list spreadsheets
Did my best Joey Chestnut impression in honor of the GOAT of GOATS. So many glizzies.
July 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Did my best Joey Chestnut impression in honor of the GOAT of GOATS. So many glizzies.
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My roommate saw me put more cheese onto a frozen pizza & it was like I unlocked something in him. I saw the wheels turning as he realized we don't have to settle for the default amount of cheese the pizza overlords offer us. What goes onto the frozen pizza is in our control. We have the power.
June 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My roommate saw me put more cheese onto a frozen pizza & it was like I unlocked something in him. I saw the wheels turning as he realized we don't have to settle for the default amount of cheese the pizza overlords offer us. What goes onto the frozen pizza is in our control. We have the power.
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Sources: Lions All-Pro and Pro Bowl center Frank Ragnow, one of the game’s best, has informed the team he plans to retire. A stellar career comes to a close.
June 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Sources: Lions All-Pro and Pro Bowl center Frank Ragnow, one of the game’s best, has informed the team he plans to retire. A stellar career comes to a close.