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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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Mike Johnson doesn't know sh*t
October 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Mike Johnson doesn't know sh*t
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The fact that I can’t immediately tell if a video is AI now actually makes me sick to my stomach. I cannot believe there are people who think this is a good thing
October 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The fact that I can’t immediately tell if a video is AI now actually makes me sick to my stomach. I cannot believe there are people who think this is a good thing
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and a retired meteorologist shall lead us
September 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
and a retired meteorologist shall lead us
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I do NOT go about making accusations of plagiarism lightly and I would not have taken this public if I thought I had any legal recourse at all, but more than 30 YEARS AGO 'The Bone Temple' is what, when I was a teenager, I named my bedroom
September 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I do NOT go about making accusations of plagiarism lightly and I would not have taken this public if I thought I had any legal recourse at all, but more than 30 YEARS AGO 'The Bone Temple' is what, when I was a teenager, I named my bedroom
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He is being guided by Stephen Miller and Russell Vought. They are trying to ram through as much as they can now because Trump is sundowning at an alarming rate. Project 2025 architects are the ones making policy. Trump is too stupid to do any of this. He is taking marching orders as well from Putin
August 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
He is being guided by Stephen Miller and Russell Vought. They are trying to ram through as much as they can now because Trump is sundowning at an alarming rate. Project 2025 architects are the ones making policy. Trump is too stupid to do any of this. He is taking marching orders as well from Putin
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Get off our streets! Washington, DC
August 14, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Get off our streets! Washington, DC
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The unitary executive can set the curriculum at Harvard, order the owners to change the names of professional sports teams, throw his enemies in prison, close a Cabinet-level Department, but he is powerless to ask the sycophants he put in place in the FBI and DOJ to release the Epstein files.
Reporter: Why doesn’t the President just order the FBI to release the full Epstein files?
Leavitt: The President has said if the DOJ/FBI want to move forward with releasing any credible evidence, they should do so. As to why they have not—you should ask the FBI
Leavitt: The President has said if the DOJ/FBI want to move forward with releasing any credible evidence, they should do so. As to why they have not—you should ask the FBI
July 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The unitary executive can set the curriculum at Harvard, order the owners to change the names of professional sports teams, throw his enemies in prison, close a Cabinet-level Department, but he is powerless to ask the sycophants he put in place in the FBI and DOJ to release the Epstein files.
RIP Brian Wilson. Here's one of his greatest sonic creations outside of the Beach Boys. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSQ9...
Guess I'm Dumb (Remastered 2003)
YouTube video by Glen Campbell - Topic
www.youtube.com
June 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
RIP Brian Wilson. Here's one of his greatest sonic creations outside of the Beach Boys. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSQ9...
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cats don't obey in advance and no one else should, either
June 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
cats don't obey in advance and no one else should, either
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Cinderella’s wicked stepmother called and she wants her eye shadow palette back
June 4, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Cinderella’s wicked stepmother called and she wants her eye shadow palette back
The only thing DOGE has in common with Buddhism is that both deal with suffering. One inflicts it, the other is a way out of it.
May 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The only thing DOGE has in common with Buddhism is that both deal with suffering. One inflicts it, the other is a way out of it.
Elon compared DOGE to Buddhism. Yes, you heard that right.
May 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Elon compared DOGE to Buddhism. Yes, you heard that right.
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Is a reporter gonna ask Musk who punched him in the face? It seems relevant!
May 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Is a reporter gonna ask Musk who punched him in the face? It seems relevant!
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No other developed nation in the world would tolerate the monstrosity that is the GOP's Murder-Suicide Pact with America. It's time to face the fact that virtually every other leading democracy on the planet serves their people better than we do here. My latest. www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-big-b...
Trump’s ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ Should Doom the GOP. But It Will Doom Many Americans Too
Trump and the GOP will celebrate its likely passage with a pyrotechnic display of lies, to help them “justify” more tax cuts and other benefits for the rich and powerful.
www.thedailybeast.com
May 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
No other developed nation in the world would tolerate the monstrosity that is the GOP's Murder-Suicide Pact with America. It's time to face the fact that virtually every other leading democracy on the planet serves their people better than we do here. My latest. www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-big-b...
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Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood
Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood
AUSTIN, TX—Proclaiming that he had “done enough,” billionaire Elon Musk confirmed Thursday that he would be taking a step back from fatherhood. “I’ve accomplished all I really intended to accomplish a...
theonion.com
May 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood
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The administration is just three Little Marcos in a trench coat.
Rubio as NSA is the strangest thing. Is he also still running USAID and the State Dept.?
Trump says he’s making Mike Waltz ambassador to the UN. And Marco Rubio will be national security advisor in the interim.
May 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The administration is just three Little Marcos in a trench coat.
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the richest, most powerful man in the world is the kid in the school cafeteria who ate mustard packets for attention
April 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
the richest, most powerful man in the world is the kid in the school cafeteria who ate mustard packets for attention
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Here is a gifted unlocked version. This is insane. I got this motherfucker out of government (forgive some ego). I fucking did it.
www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...
www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...
Exclusive | DOGE Staffer Resigns Over Racist Posts
A staffer for Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency whose access to U.S. Treasury payment systems was approved by a federal judge on Thursday has links to a deleted social-media account that...
www.wsj.com
February 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Here is a gifted unlocked version. This is insane. I got this motherfucker out of government (forgive some ego). I fucking did it.
www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...
www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...
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Someone at the IRS needs to leak Elon and trumps tax returns. Show the people exactly how much these two have been paying in taxes. They’re going to try to abolish the IRS, please do this before it’s too late.
February 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Someone at the IRS needs to leak Elon and trumps tax returns. Show the people exactly how much these two have been paying in taxes. They’re going to try to abolish the IRS, please do this before it’s too late.
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mechanic: your car keeps breaking down, you need to upgrade the car system
you: what
mechanic: i don't know exactly but this 19 year old compulsive masturbator with no skills or knowledge of any kind is going to help me figure it out
you: give me the keys
mechanic: that's illegal
you: what
mechanic: i don't know exactly but this 19 year old compulsive masturbator with no skills or knowledge of any kind is going to help me figure it out
you: give me the keys
mechanic: that's illegal
Nothing underscores the profound level of state failure that is already well underway quite like a man who uses the phrase “upgrade our aviation system” being in charge of commercial aviation.
Thoughts and prayers to anyone getting on a plane in the U.S. right now.
February 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
mechanic: your car keeps breaking down, you need to upgrade the car system
you: what
mechanic: i don't know exactly but this 19 year old compulsive masturbator with no skills or knowledge of any kind is going to help me figure it out
you: give me the keys
mechanic: that's illegal
you: what
mechanic: i don't know exactly but this 19 year old compulsive masturbator with no skills or knowledge of any kind is going to help me figure it out
you: give me the keys
mechanic: that's illegal
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Comrade Incompetence strikes again.
February 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Comrade Incompetence strikes again.